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2020-07-15 2:44:53 AM  
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2020-07-15 2:23:04 AM  
4 votes:

doomjesse: Meanwhile in KY

What the Fark is going on in our world when KY has more sense than the rest of the country so far?


Wait.. I'm an idiot.  That's an old article.
 
2020-07-15 3:19:24 AM  
2 votes:

AliceBToklasLives: The board noted that these recommendations were merely guidelines, not "laws" or "even rules." It will be up to the individual school districts on how they want to go about having their students return for in-person classes.

For fark's sake can anyone show some goddamn leadership? Make farking rules; it is a goddamn pandemic.

/even at my school I had to make the call to go online in March before the "leaders" finally shut shiat down. I mostly teach philosophy, so I am not the person to make farking public health decisions nor should I be required to.

So what happens if China invades? Are we going to nicely ask people to pretty please join the military if perhaps they feel like it or are we going to have a farking draft?


no one is about to invade the 'murica, especially the Commie Red Midgets. we have approx. 123 firearms per every 100 people in 'murica. when i grew up there was at least one WWII veteran on every street that had a gott damm arsenal in their house ready to go. add up how many retired military, gang members, angry ex-convicts and pissed off citizens we have across this nation. you'd have to have a gott damm death wish to try a 'murican invasion. me, i'd kill them, cook them and eat them as a lesson to others of their ilk. rump roast is rump roast and the price of beef is too damn high.
 
2020-07-15 3:18:56 AM  
2 votes:

AliceBToklasLives: The board noted that these recommendations were merely guidelines, not "laws" or "even rules." It will be up to the individual school districts on how they want to go about having their students return for in-person classes.


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2020-07-15 8:17:14 AM  
1 vote:

phishrace: mongbiohazard: Birnone: OC has a lot of Republican types in power. Republicans want to reopen everything. This is why that board is using the idea that children aren't bothered by COVID-19 as their excuse for not mandating masks or distancing. This also why that board doesn't seem to care about the adult school employees. The push to reopen is everything to them. But they don't have the balls to admit it. This is why they say these aren't laws or rules. They are saying what they want to see happen without having to take responsibility for making it happen.

I can't wrap my head around how few mention this, but those children don't live on their own, feeding themselves and such. They live with their families which by packing their children indoors in one place they're cross-contaminating all those families.

It goes a little deeper than that. The kids that have the poorest families will live in houses with more people in them. The other people in that house typically won't have jobs where they can work from home. Walmart, supermarkets, fast food restaurants, etc. More residents per household and many of those residents are regularly out among the public. Not a good mix.

Poor people are already dying disproportionately. Positive cases per 1k residents is always higher in the poor zip codes. This will kill more poor people.


Yep.

My theory is that Covid-19 is a revolutionary mutation in viruses that - like the zombie-ant fungus Ophiocordyceps unilateralis - infects the brain and causes victims to do insanely stupid things that will insure its spread.

Also, its been around a lot longer than we think - since March 20, 1854.
 
2020-07-15 8:06:19 AM  
1 vote:

sinko swimo: AliceBToklasLives: The board noted that these recommendations were merely guidelines, not "laws" or "even rules." It will be up to the individual school districts on how they want to go about having their students return for in-person classes.

For fark's sake can anyone show some goddamn leadership? Make farking rules; it is a goddamn pandemic.

/even at my school I had to make the call to go online in March before the "leaders" finally shut shiat down. I mostly teach philosophy, so I am not the person to make farking public health decisions nor should I be required to.

So what happens if China invades? Are we going to nicely ask people to pretty please join the military if perhaps they feel like it or are we going to have a farking draft?

no one is about to invade the 'murica, especially the Commie Red Midgets. we have approx. 123 firearms per every 100 people in 'murica. when i grew up there was at least one WWII veteran on every street that had a gott damm arsenal in their house ready to go. add up how many retired military, gang members, angry ex-convicts and pissed off citizens we have across this nation. you'd have to have a gott damm death wish to try a 'murican invasion. me, i'd kill them, cook them and eat them as a lesson to others of their ilk. rump roast is rump roast and the price of beef is too damn high.


Oh you sweet summer child.
 
2020-07-15 4:05:04 AM  
1 vote:
This reboot of The OC does not sound good.
 
2020-07-15 3:26:22 AM  
1 vote:
Start asking these "leaders" for hard numbers on how many kids and teachers they'll willing to see dead before closing back down.

What body count is acceptable to them, because this will kill people.

So what's the limit assholes.
 
2020-07-15 3:02:07 AM  
1 vote:
I assume they've issued an RFP for a Modest Proposal?

/dnrtfa
 
2020-07-15 2:31:43 AM  
1 vote:

Enigmamf: fusillade762: The fark is in the water in Orange County??

I'd be tempted to blame it on the pharmaceuticals in their potable wastewater reuse, but their insanity long predates that.


OC is downstream of what was the aerospace industry in the 1960s
 
2020-07-15 12:51:21 AM  
1 vote:
Gov. Newsom has made it pretty clear he'll yoink their State funding if they endanger public safety
 
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