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2020-07-14 4:17:12 PM  
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2020-07-14 4:20:18 PM  
Lovely
 
2020-07-14 4:20:37 PM  
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2020-07-14 4:24:43 PM  
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Hey all, still here. Starting to feel better, no fever or respiratory issues. Hopefully will be in the clear on the 16th per guidelines.
 
2020-07-14 4:25:51 PM  
Nick Cannon's gonna get some brothas killed.

//I assume brothas is the non-Black term for Blacks
///Racially isolated
////Help
 
2020-07-14 4:26:26 PM  
Hey hey!
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2020-07-14 4:26:31 PM  

Markoff_Cheney: [Fark user image 850x478]
Hey all, still here. Starting to feel better, no fever or respiratory issues. Hopefully will be in the clear on the 16th per guidelines.


Oh, Markoff... :(
 
2020-07-14 4:26:33 PM  
Dr. Fauci at Georgetown: "We're seeing now more hospitalizations, which lag behind infections, and we're starting and we'll see, though not as much as we seen very likely more deaths. So clearly there are more infections."
 
2020-07-14 4:27:47 PM  
https://twitter.com/Acosta/status/128​3​135861161365505?s=19

Fauci on who Americans should trust when it comes to COVID-19: "You can trust respected medical authorities... who have a track record of telling the truth." Adds that's "the safest bet."
 
2020-07-14 4:27:57 PM  

Phionix: Markoff_Cheney: [Fark user image 850x478]
Hey all, still here. Starting to feel better, no fever or respiratory issues. Hopefully will be in the clear on the 16th per guidelines.

Oh, Markoff... :(


Um that is actually good news phionix he's almost over it
 
2020-07-14 4:29:04 PM  

Markoff_Cheney: [Fark user image image 850x478]
Hey all, still here. Starting to feel better, no fever or respiratory issues. Hopefully will be in the clear on the 16th per guidelines.


Good to hear, was hoping you were doing better.
 
2020-07-14 4:30:35 PM  

Cornelis de Gyselaer: Phionix: Markoff_Cheney: [Fark user image 850x478]
Hey all, still here. Starting to feel better, no fever or respiratory issues. Hopefully will be in the clear on the 16th per guidelines.

Oh, Markoff... :(

Um that is actually good news phionix he's almost over it


Ok. :)
 
2020-07-14 4:32:53 PM  

Dallymo: Markoff_Cheney: [Fark user image image 850x478]
Hey all, still here. Starting to feel better, no fever or respiratory issues. Hopefully will be in the clear on the 16th per guidelines.

Good to hear, was hoping you were doing better.


The loss of taste and smell was the weirdest, made eating hard combined with anxiety/lethargy/lack of sleep. But everything seems to be on the clearing side now based on symptom time frame.
 
2020-07-14 4:33:39 PM  

Markoff_Cheney: Dallymo: Markoff_Cheney: [Fark user image image 850x478]
Hey all, still here. Starting to feel better, no fever or respiratory issues. Hopefully will be in the clear on the 16th per guidelines.

Good to hear, was hoping you were doing better.

The loss of taste and smell was the weirdest, made eating hard combined with anxiety/lethargy/lack of sleep. But everything seems to be on the clearing side now based on symptom time frame.


Let us know if you develop any mutant powers. We'll help you pick a badass name.
 
2020-07-14 4:34:57 PM  
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blarghmark
 
2020-07-14 4:35:04 PM  

Markoff_Cheney: [Fark user image image 850x478]
Hey all, still here. Starting to feel better, no fever or respiratory issues. Hopefully will be in the clear on the 16th per guidelines.


Glad to hear that. I knew that you'd be tougher than Covid-19.

You will die in your your old age, mauled by wolves. Because you are delicious.
 
2020-07-14 4:43:09 PM  
Philadelphia won't allow events on public property until 2021
Philadelphia Mayor Jim Kenney (D) announced on Tuesday that the city will not allow large public events until Feb. 28 because of the ongoing coronavirus pandemic.
All festivals, parades, fairs, flea markets and carnivals on public grounds will be canceled until 2021.
 
2020-07-14 4:43:51 PM  

EighthDay: Markoff_Cheney: Dallymo: Markoff_Cheney: [Fark user image image 850x478]
Hey all, still here. Starting to feel better, no fever or respiratory issues. Hopefully will be in the clear on the 16th per guidelines.

Good to hear, was hoping you were doing better.

The loss of taste and smell was the weirdest, made eating hard combined with anxiety/lethargy/lack of sleep. But everything seems to be on the clearing side now based on symptom time frame.

Let us know if you develop any mutant powers. We'll help you pick a badass name.


Something jaunty and rakish--the COVID Kid, maybe. Your superpower will be the ability to wear any hat with devastating style.
 
2020-07-14 4:44:59 PM  
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2020-07-14 4:47:46 PM  
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/Trump makes another donation to the Lincoln Project
 
2020-07-14 4:49:54 PM  
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2020-07-14 4:50:08 PM  

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/Trump makes another donation to the Lincoln Project


He said "white people" five times. He really likes white people.
 
2020-07-14 4:50:54 PM  

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"And then a lion was going to eat their dog and a giant tank was going to roll down the street driven by Dracula and it rained beef jerky."
 
2020-07-14 4:52:18 PM  

Dallymo: clodcomplex: [Fark user image image 597x142]

"And then a lion was going to eat their dog and a giant tank was going to roll down the street driven by Dracula and it rained beef jerky."


And then everyone clapped
 
2020-07-14 4:52:28 PM  

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Starting next year, I guess? Or did they invent a time machine through which they obtain paper bottles that haven't yet been made but will be next year?
 
2020-07-14 4:53:15 PM  

EighthDay: Dallymo: clodcomplex: [Fark user image image 597x142]

"And then a lion was going to eat their dog and a giant tank was going to roll down the street driven by Dracula and it rained beef jerky."

And then everyone clapped


"And I looked at the lion and it looked at me."
 
2020-07-14 4:56:25 PM  
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/floof thread
 
2020-07-14 4:56:36 PM  
CBS: "What do you tell parents and teachers who feel that it's unsafe to go back?"

Trump: "... You should find yourself a new person whoever's in charge ... because children and parents are dying from that trauma, too. They're dying because they can't do what they're doing."
 
2020-07-14 4:56:52 PM  

EighthDay: Dallymo: clodcomplex: [Fark user image image 597x142]

"And then a lion was going to eat their dog and a giant tank was going to roll down the street driven by Dracula and it rained beef jerky."

And then everyone clapped


"Sir...", they said, with tears in their eyes. They were crying. "Thank you, sir!"
 
2020-07-14 4:58:25 PM  

JulieAzel626: CBS: "What do you tell parents and teachers who feel that it's unsafe to go back?"

Trump: "... You should find yourself a new person whoever's in charge ... because children and parents are dying from that trauma, too. They're dying because they can't do what they're doing."


He's right. We should put someone else in charge.
 
2020-07-14 5:03:14 PM  

Dallymo: clodcomplex: [Fark user image image 598x444]

Starting next year, I guess? Or did they invent a time machine through which they obtain paper bottles that haven't yet been made but will be next year?


I think they're just drunk
 
2020-07-14 5:03:49 PM  
https://twitter.com/KTLA/status/12831​1​8476509552648?s=20

Tokyo doctors have removed a live worm from a woman's tonsil 5 days after she had eaten sashimi and was experiencing pain, https://t.co/bu66kzSkDK
 
2020-07-14 5:04:29 PM  
In case you missed it earlier, both of Heilemann's great danes made a cameo on Nicolle Wallace's show:

https://twitter.com/ratemyskyperoom/s​t​atus/1283138225624821762?s=20
 
2020-07-14 5:04:39 PM  

Dallymo: clodcomplex: [Fark user image image 597x142]

"And then a lion was going to eat their dog and a giant tank was going to roll down the street driven by Dracula and it rained beef jerky."


And one of the babies winked at me
 
2020-07-14 5:05:37 PM  
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2020-07-14 5:07:26 PM  

JulieAzel626: https://twitter.com/KTLA/status/12831​1​8476509552648?s=20

Tokyo doctors have removed a live worm from a woman's tonsil 5 days after she had eaten sashimi and was experiencing pain, https://t.co/bu66kzSkDK


This is why I don't sushi
 
2020-07-14 5:10:36 PM  
Today is July 14th. That means I have roughly eight more weeks of this South Texas inferno. The sun will continue it's annual summer sojourn past the equator and on to the Tropical of Capricorn until Christmas.

At some point in September the "heat dome" will subside and give way to low pressure cool front systems working their way down from the arctic. Thank you Canada!

It's going to rain a lot, but I'll have this place dried in with a roof, siding and insulation by then. I have my eye on a little wood burning stove up at the farm and ranch store that should do nicely. Plus, I have plenty of heavy blankets. I can do winter here easy.
 
2020-07-14 5:10:54 PM  
So, my A/C is dead, as the outside unit's fan has apparently seized up.  Already called maintenance but it'll probably be a few days, FML.
 
2020-07-14 5:12:16 PM  

null: So, my A/C is dead, as the outside unit's fan has apparently seized up.  Already called maintenance but it'll probably be a few days, FML.


Been there in june
Hopefully they will be able to fix it quickly
 
2020-07-14 5:12:57 PM  

Cornelis de Gyselaer: null: So, my A/C is dead, as the outside unit's fan has apparently seized up.  Already called maintenance but it'll probably be a few days, FML.

Been there in june
Hopefully they will be able to fix it quickly


They better, because jacking up my rent $20 in the middle of a farking pandemic has made me rather bitter.
 
2020-07-14 5:13:15 PM  
 
2020-07-14 5:13:36 PM  
 
2020-07-14 5:14:05 PM  

null: Cornelis de Gyselaer: null: So, my A/C is dead, as the outside unit's fan has apparently seized up.  Already called maintenance but it'll probably be a few days, FML.

Been there in june
Hopefully they will be able to fix it quickly

They better, because jacking up my rent $20 in the middle of a farking pandemic has made me rather bitter.


farking assholes

At least Walz has made it impossible to evict someone during the covid emergency
 
2020-07-14 5:22:43 PM  
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2020-07-14 5:25:00 PM  
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2020-07-14 5:27:18 PM  
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/couldn't count to potato?
 
2020-07-14 5:28:28 PM  
I just checked and I can definitely smell beef jerky, and I started tasting food last night but NOTHING on the smell dept. Yay.
Old Trapper is stronk.
 
2020-07-14 5:28:40 PM  

clodcomplex: [Fark user image image 598x466]
/couldn't count to potato?


Counted to potato vodka too much.
 
2020-07-14 5:35:10 PM  
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He's a great listener
 
2020-07-14 5:36:19 PM  
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