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(CNN)   Donnie: Screw the CDC. I'll make my own pandemic data, with blackjack and hookers   (cnn.com) divider line
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2020-07-14 3:48:22 PM  
The Trump administration has ordered hospitals to bypass the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention and, beginning on Wednesday, send all coronavirus patient information to a central database in Washington - a move that has alarmed public health experts who fear the data will be distorted for political gain.

So they can put it down the memory hole.

They are literally trying to hide a Pandemic from public view.
 
2020-07-14 3:50:09 PM  

Nadie_AZ: The Trump administration has ordered hospitals to bypass the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention and, beginning on Wednesday, send all coronavirus patient information to a central database in Washington - a move that has alarmed public health experts who fear the data will be distorted for political gain.

So they can put it down the memory hole.

They are literally trying to hide a Pandemic from public view.


I wonder if hospitals will actually comply. Send it to both!
 
2020-07-14 3:54:23 PM  

Nadie_AZ: The Trump administration has ordered hospitals to bypass the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention and, beginning on Wednesday, send all coronavirus patient information to a central database in Washington - a move that has alarmed public health experts who fear the data will be distorted for political gain.

So they can put it down the memory hole.

They are literally trying to hide a Pandemic from public view.


"The reds will always vote for us if we do not let them know why they are all dyin'!!!!"

"But... sir... our supporters are the ones who are dying!"

"BURN THE HERETIC!"
 
2020-07-14 3:58:13 PM  
This is not only insanity but will not help him at all. Does he think the vast majority of people who no longer trust him to be honest about the virus will trust him if he does this? What a moron.
 
2020-07-14 3:59:20 PM  

shastacola: This is not only insanity but will not help him at all. Does he think the vast majority of people who no longer trust him to be honest about the virus will trust him if he does this? What a moron.


I'm sure he's willing to bet he can manipulate the media (and thus everyone else).
 
2020-07-14 3:59:42 PM  
The information DHHS reports will be shown to be lies within a week. These people are so incompetent, and everyone's leaking information to the press now.
 
2020-07-14 4:00:21 PM  

shastacola: This is not only insanity but will not help him at all. Does he think the vast majority of people who no longer trust him to be honest about the virus will trust him if he does this? What a moron.


He honestly thinks he is smarter than everyone else on the planet.
 
2020-07-14 4:03:05 PM  

thorpe: The information DHHS reports will be shown to be lies within a week. These people are so incompetent, and everyone's leaking information to the press now.


I hope so.
I guess we will see if "Party over Country" can survive a Pandemic.
 
2020-07-14 4:06:41 PM  

Myrdinn: shastacola: This is not only insanity but will not help him at all. Does he think the vast majority of people who no longer trust him to be honest about the virus will trust him if he does this? What a moron.

He honestly thinks he is smarter than everyone else on the planet.


His strategy, for better or worse, is to be the president only to the people who support him, and to gaslight, bully, intimidate and suppress the majority who don't.  His base wants him to wave around a piece of paper and declare the crisis is over so they can believe it and move on.  It doesn't matter to them how many bodies we have to step over to get there, so it doesn't matter to him.
 
2020-07-14 4:09:48 PM  
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2020-07-14 4:16:34 PM  

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This.

Trump will see the 'official' web page up, write on his computer screen with a sharpie, and then complain that the website didn't automatically update.
 
2020-07-14 4:16:59 PM  
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2020-07-14 4:17:13 PM  
He thinks that if he can fudge the numbers, he can declare the pandemic over and get re-elected.

Never mind the hundreds of thousands dead and millions of people sick, out of work, and soon to be out of their homes.
 
2020-07-14 4:17:25 PM  
So some guy in the White House called every hospital in the USA?
 
2020-07-14 4:17:26 PM  
Yep.  When your business is failing, you hide the pertinent information from the stockholders.

You wanted it rin like a business, assclown?  You got it.
 
2020-07-14 4:19:38 PM  
Keep the FARK away from people not wearing masks.  They will believe whatever this idiot tells them.

Good news, he's going to kill off and badly injure (health-wise) his voters.

Bad news, innocent people will be hurt as well.

Good thing he's just another Republican and in no way unique or more dangerous*


*shoutout to the Colbert thread
 
2020-07-14 4:19:55 PM  
I look forward to hearing about all the people coming back to life on Thursday.
 
2020-07-14 4:20:02 PM  

Myrdinn: shastacola: This is not only insanity but will not help him at all. Does he think the vast majority of people who no longer trust him to be honest about the virus will trust him if he does this? What a moron.

He honestly thinks he is smarter than everyone else on the planet.


Why does he assume he's the smartest in the room?
Why does he assume he's the smartest in the room?
Why does he assume he's the smartest in the room?
He's an absolute farking buffoon.
 
2020-07-14 4:20:43 PM  
Checking our daily new cases compared to Europe is really depressing. We really could have been on our way out of this if people had only acted like reasonable adults.

https://www.worldometers.info/coronav​i​rus/country/us/
https://www.worldometers.info/coronav​i​rus/country/italy/
https://www.worldometers.info/coronav​i​rus/country/belgium/
https://www.worldometers.info/coronav​i​rus/country/spain/
 
2020-07-14 4:20:44 PM  
I honestly don't know where I would start trying to normalize the CDC's data.  The legislation out of congress and mandates from DC have clouded the validity of the numbers to the point where they might be beyond redemption.

Where would you start to try and glean actual accurate data from all the falsified stuff being reported?
 
2020-07-14 4:21:34 PM  
Somebody get that biatch a Sharpie!
 
2020-07-14 4:22:51 PM  
I have three words about all of this.  Yes, I'm concerned.
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2020-07-14 4:22:57 PM  

dwrash: I honestly don't know where I would start trying to normalize the CDC's data.  The legislation out of congress and mandates from DC have clouded the validity of the numbers to the point where they might be beyond redemption.

Where would you start to try and glean actual accurate data from all the falsified stuff being reported?


I'd start by getting my head out of my ass, but you're literally incapable. I don't think this is fixable from your perspective.
 
2020-07-14 4:23:06 PM  

KingOfTown: Myrdinn: shastacola: This is not only insanity but will not help him at all. Does he think the vast majority of people who no longer trust him to be honest about the virus will trust him if he does this? What a moron.

He honestly thinks he is smarter than everyone else on the planet.

Why does he assume he's the smartest in the room?
Why does he assume he's the smartest in the room?
Why does he assume he's the smartest in the room?
He's an absolute farking buffoon.


Narcissism.
 
2020-07-14 4:23:13 PM  
 
2020-07-14 4:23:22 PM  

dwrash: I honestly don't know where I would start trying to normalize the CDC's data.  The legislation out of congress and mandates from DC have clouded the validity of the numbers to the point where they might be beyond redemption.

Where would you start to try and glean actual accurate data from all the falsified stuff being reported?


Well if you wouldn't know how to glean actual data from the numbers who the hell would?
 
2020-07-14 4:25:00 PM  
Reminds me of how I wrote several of my e-Books in Klingon, knowing that the only individuals with the necessary intellect to comprehend my genius theories on anime girls would be the same individuals with the patience and intelligence to learn a language from another planet.

Our Presdent is such a genius with such cutting-edge ideas, he can only reform society by engineering the new methods and modes of thought that are indispensible to his arguments.  It's like if someone invented geometry in order to declare the Democrats obtuse.  Trump definitely has the right angle on this.

I have to go now.  My planet needs me.
 
2020-07-14 4:26:32 PM  
Forbes is stating it has been requested, which sounds like it is not in place yet.
 
2020-07-14 4:27:23 PM  
Does his administration think these numbers all come in via email or something? This shiat is automated.
 
2020-07-14 4:28:38 PM  

thurstonxhowell: dwrash: I honestly don't know where I would start trying to normalize the CDC's data.  The legislation out of congress and mandates from DC have clouded the validity of the numbers to the point where they might be beyond redemption.

Where would you start to try and glean actual accurate data from all the falsified stuff being reported?

I'd start by getting my head out of my ass, but you're literally incapable. I don't think this is fixable from your perspective.


We know that test results were highly unreliable, we know that antibody tests are even more unreliable, we know that hospitals pretty much ruled every death as a COVID-19 death (because it brought them more sweet federal dollars), and we have a lot of numbers that were considered 'presumptive positive' that were added to the mix and never removed if they proved not infected.

Even the CDC is quite candid about these problematic issues... so I call them into question by paraphrasing their own words and you call me a dumbass?
 
2020-07-14 4:28:44 PM  

Myrdinn: shastacola: This is not only insanity but will not help him at all. Does he think the vast majority of people who no longer trust him to be honest about the virus will trust him if he does this? What a moron.

He honestly thinks he is smarter than everyone else on the planet.


Reminds me of Ed's World.

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Donnie's World
by Andrew A. Gill

Donnie was the only smart person in the world. When there was a pandemic, people asked Donnie how he thought he was handling it. "I'd rate it at 10," Donnie said. "I'm so happy you're handling it so well!" said everyone.
 
2020-07-14 4:29:00 PM  

Mike_LowELL: I have to go now.  My planet needs me.


Wow, Mike came from another planet?
 
2020-07-14 4:30:23 PM  

Mrtraveler01: KingOfTown: Myrdinn: shastacola: This is not only insanity but will not help him at all. Does he think the vast majority of people who no longer trust him to be honest about the virus will trust him if he does this? What a moron.

He honestly thinks he is smarter than everyone else on the planet.

Why does he assume he's the smartest in the room?
Why does he assume he's the smartest in the room?
Why does he assume he's the smartest in the room?
He's an absolute farking buffoon.

Narcissism.


Then why does he tweet like he's running out of time?
Tweets day and night like he's running out of time?
Everyday day he tweets, like he's running out of time.
Narcissist is too hard to rhyme.
 
2020-07-14 4:30:54 PM  

Mrtraveler01: Mike_LowELL: I have to go now.  My planet needs me.

Wow, Mike came from another planet?


He's cousins with Clark_KalELL.
 
2020-07-14 4:30:54 PM  
There has to be a point where people realise they are not being merely incompetent, they're actively trying to kill people and use this pandemic.
 
2020-07-14 4:31:27 PM  
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2020-07-14 4:31:51 PM  

dwrash: I honestly don't know where I would start trying to normalize the CDC's data.  The legislation out of congress and mandates from DC have clouded the validity of the numbers to the point where they might be beyond redemption.

Where would you start to try and glean actual accurate data from all the falsified stuff being reported?


With Donald Trump, obviously
 
2020-07-14 4:31:53 PM  

dwrash: thurstonxhowell: dwrash: I honestly don't know where I would start trying to normalize the CDC's data.  The legislation out of congress and mandates from DC have clouded the validity of the numbers to the point where they might be beyond redemption.

Where would you start to try and glean actual accurate data from all the falsified stuff being reported?

I'd start by getting my head out of my ass, but you're literally incapable. I don't think this is fixable from your perspective.

We know that test results were highly unreliable, we know that antibody tests are even more unreliable, we know that hospitals pretty much ruled every death as a COVID-19 death (because it brought them more sweet federal dollars), and we have a lot of numbers that were considered 'presumptive positive' that were added to the mix and never removed if they proved not infected.

Even the CDC is quite candid about these problematic issues... so I call them into question by paraphrasing their own words and you call me a dumbass?


So let's give the data to a known compulsive liar..! There's no way it'll be manipulated for his own personal gain..!
 
2020-07-14 4:32:31 PM  

etoof: dwrash: I honestly don't know where I would start trying to normalize the CDC's data.  The legislation out of congress and mandates from DC have clouded the validity of the numbers to the point where they might be beyond redemption.

Where would you start to try and glean actual accurate data from all the falsified stuff being reported?

With Donald Trump, obviously


HAHAHA... no.
 
2020-07-14 4:32:38 PM  

dwrash: we know that hospitals pretty much ruled every death as a COVID-19 death (because it brought them more sweet federal dollars)


Pardon my bluntness and I don't mean to come across as rude, but what the hell is wrong with your brain?
 
2020-07-14 4:33:08 PM  
Florida broke its record for most deaths in a single day

Remember a week or so ago when "people" were posting graphs showing the number of infections had increased but deaths hadn't?
 
2020-07-14 4:33:21 PM  
Just for fun, I crunched a few numbers today, based on the most recent full day of data.  Even though Democrat led states are doing more tests per capita, Republican led states are showing 30% higher growth rate in COVID cases, and 50% more new cases per capita.

The numbers are really going to become more pronounced in the coming weeks, were Republican led states that pushed for early reopening are going to show even more exaggerated rates of new infections.   Florida, in particular, is going to be looking very bad with regards to new cases, growth rate, deaths per capita, etc. 

team trump is trying to get ahead of this by suppressing data.
 
2020-07-14 4:33:25 PM  

Mrtraveler01: Mike_LowELL: I have to go now.  My planet needs me.

Wow, Mike came from another planet?


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2020-07-14 4:33:29 PM  

dwrash: thurstonxhowell: dwrash: I honestly don't know where I would start trying to normalize the CDC's data.  The legislation out of congress and mandates from DC have clouded the validity of the numbers to the point where they might be beyond redemption.

Where would you start to try and glean actual accurate data from all the falsified stuff being reported?

I'd start by getting my head out of my ass, but you're literally incapable. I don't think this is fixable from your perspective.

We know that test results were highly unreliable, we know that antibody tests are even more unreliable, we know that hospitals pretty much ruled every death as a COVID-19 death (because it brought them more sweet federal dollars), and we have a lot of numbers that were considered 'presumptive positive' that were added to the mix and never removed if they proved not infected.

Even the CDC is quite candid about these problematic issues... so I call them into question by paraphrasing their own words and you call me a dumbass?


So you're going to trust an administration that has documented lies totaling over 18,000?
 
2020-07-14 4:33:54 PM  

shastacola: This is not only insanity but will not help him at all. Does he think the vast majority of people who no longer trust him to be honest about the virus will trust him if he does this? What a moron.


Most people know Trump farmed up royally with the virus, but his voters think he's Jesus Christ.
 
2020-07-14 4:34:26 PM  

cranked: dwrash: we know that hospitals pretty much ruled every death as a COVID-19 death (because it brought them more sweet federal dollars)

Pardon my bluntness and I don't mean to come across as rude, but what the hell is wrong with your brain?


He was bitten by a radioactive Libertarian as a child 😢
 
2020-07-14 4:34:54 PM  

dwrash: thurstonxhowell: dwrash: I honestly don't know where I would start trying to normalize the CDC's data.  The legislation out of congress and mandates from DC have clouded the validity of the numbers to the point where they might be beyond redemption.

Where would you start to try and glean actual accurate data from all the falsified stuff being reported?

I'd start by getting my head out of my ass, but you're literally incapable. I don't think this is fixable from your perspective.

We know that test results were highly unreliable, we know that antibody tests are even more unreliable, we know that hospitals pretty much ruled every death as a COVID-19 death (because it brought them more sweet federal dollars), and we have a lot of numbers that were considered 'presumptive positive' that were added to the mix and never removed if they proved not infected.

Even the CDC is quite candid about these problematic issues... so I call them into question by paraphrasing their own words and you call me a dumbass?


"The CDC is quite candid about this... Why, no, I haven't bothered to supply a link supporting this facially stupid claim. Why would you even ask for that?"
 
2020-07-14 4:35:17 PM  
Piles of dead bodies can't be stashed as easily as data.
These guys farking suck.
 
2020-07-14 4:36:07 PM  

dwrash: We know that test results were highly unreliable, we know that antibody tests are even more unreliable, we know that hospitals pretty much ruled every death as a COVID-19 death (because it brought them more sweet federal dollars), and we have a lot of numbers that were considered 'presumptive positive' that were added to the mix and never removed if they proved not infected.

Even the CDC is quite candid about these problematic issues... so I call them into question by paraphrasing their own words and you call me a dumbass?


You are the one who stated multiple times in other threads that we will have 1 million+ dead from the virus, that the government could do nothing about it, that all we did to stop it was in vain.  Now, you are saying that the number of dead we have now is false, which means that, A) we must have been able to do things to stop the virus because you are claiming we have stopped the virus, and the numbers of dead are not the numbers of dead and therefore, your prediction of a million dead due to virus will not also happen.  So, which is it? Is the government capable of stopping the virus, or is everything the government does in response just delaying the inevitable million + deaths?
 
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