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(MSN)   Masks reduce viral load, meaning you're much better off in case of COVID-19 exposure. As for Tantrum McDiaperbabies, let's just tell them that George Soros' 5G mind control rays enter through the nose and mouth and will turn them all into gay frogs   (msn.com) divider line
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2020-07-14 6:51:10 PM  
The last party I went to had my buddy's brother spitting all over me in his drunken enjoyment. A mask on me would have been very helpful.
 
2020-07-14 6:58:04 PM  
It's time for Obama to do a national PSA.

"My friends, do NOT wear a mask. Masks keep your Freedom Fog trapped inside your Circle of Jesusness and inspire you to be a True American. The New World Order satellites need a clear view of your nose and mouth to inject the Socialistic Atheist Sharia Communism into your brains, and a simple piece of cloth over your nose and mouth is the same as rolling coal outside a Kid Rock Tribute Band Festival. It's too much America for our mind control to defeat. So, once again. Masks are bad. Never wear one."

Coronavirus would go away in less than a week.
 
2020-07-14 7:25:10 PM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: Coronavirus would go away in less than a week.


FOX News would just broadcast it with an (R) next to his name, and that would be the end of that.
 
2020-07-14 10:08:21 PM  
tin foil face mask
 
2020-07-14 10:08:33 PM  
File this under "No sh*t, Sherlock."
 
2020-07-14 10:09:34 PM  
Yes, masks protect the wearer, which has always been the case.  Now stop freaking out about passing someone in the park without a mask.
 
2020-07-14 10:12:09 PM  
...Dr. Monica Gandhi...

Well, that's it.  Once she gets nukes, the game is over.
 
2020-07-14 10:12:19 PM  
What getting hit in the face by a "viral load" might look like.

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2020-07-14 10:14:58 PM  

Jeebus Saves: Yes, masks protect the wearer, which has always been the case.  Now stop freaking out about passing someone in the park without a mask.


They protect both. Now stop whining like a toddler about spending 30 seconds a day to protect your fellow Americans.
 
2020-07-14 10:16:03 PM  
Did subby have a stroke?
 
2020-07-14 10:17:28 PM  
study published in May found that surgical mask partitions significantly reduced the transmission of the coronavirus among hamsters

Also known as the cutest study ever performed.

/if you ignore the part about purposely infecting hamsters with coronavirus and concentrate on the mental image of hamsters running around with little face masks like hamster doctors.
 
2020-07-14 10:17:43 PM  
I KNEW IT!
 
2020-07-14 10:19:20 PM  

Jeebus Saves: Yes, masks protect the wearer, which has always been the case.  Now stop freaking out about passing someone in the park without a mask.


Being at a safe distance from others outdoors is one thing, it's the unmasked a-holes at the grocery store and other indoor places that are the real problem. If they are infected and unmasked, they greatly diminish the protection your mask offers
 
2020-07-14 10:20:22 PM  
IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT A VIRAL LOAD IS, ASK YOUR MOTHER, TREBEK.

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2020-07-14 10:21:36 PM  
The more risk of COVID-19 exposure Trump subjects himself to the better. It's high time he learned he isn't infallible.

/he claims to tolerate hydroxychloroquine well anyway
//let him give it the ultimate test
 
2020-07-14 10:21:44 PM  

morg: a study published in May found that surgical mask partitions significantly reduced the transmission of the coronavirus among hamsters

Also known as the cutest study ever performed.

/if you ignore the part about purposely infecting hamsters with coronavirus and concentrate on the mental image of hamsters running around with little face masks like hamster doctors.


Way to infantilize those brave hamster doctors, and all the great work they're doing.  You know, it's attitudes like that that have plagued the hamster doctors for lo these many years.
 
2020-07-14 10:22:01 PM  

edmo: The last party I went to had my buddy's brother spitting all over me in his drunken enjoyment. A mask on me would have been very helpful.


I'm going to assume that's true, that's the situation where you really need a face shield too.  That's why the medical people wear them.  And the rest of us should be social distancing enough to prevent that.
 
2020-07-14 10:22:43 PM  
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2020-07-14 10:22:48 PM  
Screw the selfish asses not wearing masks.

Mandate it. Fines for not wearing masks in public places. A night in prison for a third violation for public endangerment.
 
2020-07-14 10:24:25 PM  

fragMasterFlash: The more risk of COVID-19 exposure Trump subjects himself to the better. It's high time he learned he isn't infallible.

/he claims to tolerate hydroxychloroquine well anyway
//let him give it the ultimate test


I don't really care that he learns his lesson so much as he becomes incapacitated.
 
2020-07-14 10:25:24 PM  
It's not the 5G that's doing it, it's the frogs themselves.
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Seriously, stare at that for more than 3 seconds and tell me you aren't starting to go gay for that ass.
 
2020-07-14 10:32:31 PM  
Subby: let's just tell them that George Soros' 5G mind control rays enter through the nose and mouth and will turn them all into gay frogs

I hear they are in it with the aliens. Down by the snocone machine.  Not the aliens silly, the head.
 
2020-07-14 10:39:36 PM  
let's just tell them that George Soros' 5G mind control rays enter through the nose and mouth


First we need to get them all convinced that the metal strap isn't actually a 5G antenna..

https://www.reuters.com/article/uk-fa​c​tcheck-metal-strip-medical-masks-5/fac​t-check-metal-strip-in-medical-masks-i​s-not-a-5g-antenna-idUSKBN24A2O1
 
2020-07-14 10:44:31 PM  
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2020-07-14 10:44:34 PM  
 
2020-07-14 10:48:01 PM  

Algebrat: It's not the 5G that's doing it, it's the frogs themselves.
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Seriously, stare at that for more than 3 seconds and tell me you aren't starting to go gay for that ass.


You need to find a healthy quarantine hobby. Like yesterday.
 
2020-07-14 10:48:28 PM  

Kubo: Screw the selfish asses not wearing masks.

Mandate it. Fines for not wearing masks in public places. A night in prison for a third violation for public endangerment.


I'm on board but... a night in... prison?

/that would be pretty expensive compared to jail
//also there'd be a whole lot of double-ups+ in prison cells
///and then, the high risk of prison rape. unless you're suggesting.... oh i see n/m
 
2020-07-14 10:49:01 PM  

Jeebus Saves: Yes, masks protect the wearer, which has always been the case.  Now stop freaking out about passing someone in the park without a mask.


Masks do not protect the wearer, they protect the people around the wearer.
 
2020-07-14 10:53:11 PM  

Algebrat: It's not the 5G that's doing it, it's the frogs themselves.
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Seriously, stare at that for more than 3 seconds and tell me you aren't starting to go gay for that ass.


I'm about to find out how much vomit I can redigest before I make it to the bathroom.

fark. Much less than I hoped
 
2020-07-14 10:53:15 PM  

morg: a study published in May found that surgical mask partitions significantly reduced the transmission of the coronavirus among hamsters

Also known as the cutest study ever performed.


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2020-07-14 10:56:12 PM  
Why is it taking so long for the stupid people to die?
 
2020-07-14 10:57:12 PM  

Serious Post on Serious Thread: Algebrat: It's not the 5G that's doing it, it's the frogs themselves.
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Seriously, stare at that for more than 3 seconds and tell me you aren't starting to go gay for that ass.

I'm about to find out how much vomit I can redigest before I make it to the bathroom.

fark. Much less than I hoped


This is why I bought an industrial wet/dry vac
 
2020-07-14 10:58:49 PM  

Mister Peejay: Jeebus Saves: Yes, masks protect the wearer, which has always been the case.  Now stop freaking out about passing someone in the park without a mask.

Masks do not protect the wearer, they protect the people around the wearer.


So your hypothesis is that the mask wearer is not protected at all? Please share your methodology.
 
2020-07-14 11:11:33 PM  

duckpoopy: Mister Peejay: Jeebus Saves: Yes, masks protect the wearer, which has always been the case.  Now stop freaking out about passing someone in the park without a mask.

Masks do not protect the wearer, they protect the people around the wearer.

So your hypothesis is that the mask wearer is not protected at all? Please share your methodology.


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2020-07-14 11:14:35 PM  
Maybe, "The agents in chemtrails cannot penetrate a mask." will work.
 
2020-07-14 11:20:58 PM  

Serious Post on Serious Thread: Algebrat: It's not the 5G that's doing it, it's the frogs themselves.
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Seriously, stare at that for more than 3 seconds and tell me you aren't starting to go gay for that ass.

I'm about to find out how much vomit I can redigest before I make it to the bathroom.

fark. Much less than I hoped


I ran to the bathroom and was too late also. Jizzed in my pants.
 
2020-07-14 11:23:36 PM  

morg: a study published in May found that surgical mask partitions significantly reduced the transmission of the coronavirus among hamsters

Also known as the cutest study ever performed.

/if you ignore the part about purposely infecting hamsters with coronavirus and concentrate on the mental image of hamsters running around with little face masks like hamster doctors.


If only they had gone the full "hamster surgical masks" route. The pics would have fueled the d'aww tab for a few days at least.

Alas, they just wrapped the cages in surgical mask material.
 
2020-07-14 11:27:45 PM  

GanjSmokr: let's just tell them that George Soros' 5G mind control rays enter through the nose and mouth


First we need to get them all convinced that the metal strap isn't actually a 5G antenna..

https://www.reuters.com/article/uk-fac​tcheck-metal-strip-medical-masks-5/fac​t-check-metal-strip-in-medical-masks-i​s-not-a-5g-antenna-idUSKBN24A2O1


Good Lord, some people are so stupid. Those metal strips in masks are obviously too long for the frequencies used by 5G. Tooth fillings, on the other hand, are almost the perfect size antennas for 5G.  If you've been to the dentist in the past twenty years, you're already compromised.
 
2020-07-14 11:44:32 PM  

Mister Peejay: Jeebus Saves: Yes, masks protect the wearer, which has always been the case.  Now stop freaking out about passing someone in the park without a mask.

Masks do not protect the wearer, they protect the people around the wearer.


Alas, that bit of folklore is a big reason people don't wear the masks in the first place.

"I ain't sick, so I don't need no mask!"

But masks do protect the wearer. It has been shown.
 
2020-07-15 12:03:18 AM  
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2020-07-15 12:09:28 AM  
That is the funniest intro to a news story I've heard in awhile.  Good one Subby!
 
2020-07-15 1:17:01 AM  
As for Tantrum McDiaperbabies, let's just tell them that George Soros' 5G mind control rays enter through the nose and mouth and will turn them all into gay frogs

Seems ingeniously helpful
 
2020-07-15 1:17:32 AM  

cleek: Mister Peejay: Jeebus Saves: Yes, masks protect the wearer, which has always been the case.  Now stop freaking out about passing someone in the park without a mask.

Masks do not protect the wearer, they protect the people around the wearer.

Alas, that bit of folklore is a big reason people don't wear the masks in the first place.

"I ain't sick, so I don't need no mask!"

But masks do protect the wearer. It has been shown.


That site has links at the bottom to places where you can buy masks with various sports team logos. They appear to be protective.

If you wear this one, you probably won't catch anything:


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2020-07-15 1:18:56 AM  
I don't know if I fully understand the headline, subby, but I love it
+1
 
2020-07-15 1:20:33 AM  

Mister Peejay: Jeebus Saves: Yes, masks protect the wearer, which has always been the case.  Now stop freaking out about passing someone in the park without a mask.

Masks do not protect the wearer, they protect the people around the wearer.


Uh oh, Mister Peejay's been confronted with information that he considers new, because it wasn't crammed down his throat for the last quarter.

Let's see how this plays out.
 
2020-07-15 1:22:31 AM  

Algebrat: It's not the 5G that's doing it, it's the frogs themselves.
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Seriously, stare at that for more than 3 seconds and tell me you aren't starting to go gay for that ass.


how about this ass?
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2020-07-15 1:23:30 AM  
Btw now you other social justice worriers don't get to act like you're just being selfless either.
 
2020-07-15 1:27:38 AM  
To clarify for the people who like specificity and using terms correctly, "viral load" does not mean "exposure" or "how much you start with". It is a term that means "how much virus is on you at the time of measurement".

/Carry on
 
2020-07-15 1:33:32 AM  
Conspiracy theorist claim: the metal band in masks is a 5G antenna

Counterclaim: It is a 6G antenna! Smartphones have built-in dual process 4G-5G antennae unit that can send signals directly through your ear when you talk on the phone. They also have a marrow-line transmitter, which sends signals into your body where the natural shape of the hip bones acts as a receiver. (This is why you should never put a phone in your pocket!) Having an antenna in your mask is redundant.

But, and here is the real secret they do not want you to know about, they have dual developed 5G and 6G simultaneously! Tri-band receivers are not yet fully designed for phones so they are putting the 6G antennas in the masks. And do you know what that means? COVID-19 is not spread by 5G. COVID-19 was manufactured to force you to wear the masks that contain the 6G antennas! And if you are saying, "Ah ha! My mask does not have metal band." Well, nanomolecular mettalic thread. Yeah, it is in your masks.

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Have some fun with their own paranoia.
 
2020-07-15 1:39:05 AM  

BafflerMeal: To clarify for the people who like specificity and using terms correctly, "viral load" does not mean "exposure" or "how much you start with". It is a term that means "how much virus is on you at the time of measurement".

/Carry on


Wouldn't it also correlate to the amount of the virus in an infected person's breath at a given time? This is why wearing a mask is important - otherwise, you might be blowing your viral load over anyone nearby.
 
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