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(AP News)   Burger King's fascination with cow farts explained   (apnews.com) divider line
    More: Strange, Greenhouse gas, Methane, Burger King, Carbon dioxide, Natural gas, cow's daily methane emissions, Greenhouse gas emissions, Climate change  
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684 clicks; posted to Business » on 14 Jul 2020 at 6:54 PM (3 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2020-07-14 7:34:50 PM  
Or go full vegetarian
 
2020-07-14 7:42:45 PM  
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Your turn, White Castle.
 
2020-07-14 9:13:52 PM  
Does Burger King farm their cattle?  Or do they buy beef from major suppliers like everyone else?  If they buy from suppliers, this will require the suppliers and the farmers to get on-board with the plan.  And, it could cause beef prices to go up.

Call me a cynic, but I don't think beef farmers will spend more to raise cattle.
 
2020-07-14 9:29:39 PM  
So i my submissions get auto rejected because "reasons" yet they Green 2 articles about the same exact topic back to back.
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2020-07-14 9:40:13 PM  

TotallyRealNotFake: So i my submissions get auto rejected because "reasons" yet they Green 2 articles about the same exact topic back to back.
Yup, Farkmods.  They either like you or they don't. [Fark user image 403x750]


I have bad news for you, this is the third green on this same story.
 
2020-07-14 9:47:39 PM  

FarkingSmurf: TotallyRealNotFake: So i my submissions get auto rejected because "reasons" yet they Green 2 articles about the same exact topic back to back.
Yup, Farkmods.  They either like you or they don't. [Fark user image 403x750]

I have bad news for you, this is the third green on this same story.


https://www.fark.com/comments/1088146​8​/And-now-an-important-message-from-Bur​ger-King#new

I swear there's another one.  Maybe it's not you, it's BK's pocketbook that has something to do with the greens?
 
2020-07-14 10:23:06 PM  

FarkingSmurf: TotallyRealNotFake: So i my submissions get auto rejected because "reasons" yet they Green 2 articles about the same exact topic back to back.
Yup, Farkmods.  They either like you or they don't. [Fark user image 403x750]

I have bad news for you, this is the third green on this same story.


Maybe they like green crap?
 
2020-07-15 12:42:14 AM  

FarkingSmurf: FarkingSmurf: TotallyRealNotFake: So i my submissions get auto rejected because "reasons" yet they Green 2 articles about the same exact topic back to back.
Yup, Farkmods.  They either like you or they don't. [Fark user image 403x750]

I have bad news for you, this is the third green on this same story.

https://www.fark.com/comments/10881468​/And-now-an-important-message-from-Bur​ger-King#new

I swear there's another one.  Maybe it's not you, it's BK's pocketbook that has something to do with the greens?


Fark is being manipulated by the Big Farts agenda.
 
2020-07-15 6:38:49 PM  
They might want to hold off on that... with a possible long term solar minimum in the works, might get rather cold for a while... mount auto-bics on the cows.. could get some needed heat there.. of course, pastures will have to be bigger, due to fast cows....
 
2020-07-15 8:15:45 PM  

hoodiowithtudio: Or go full vegetarian


OlderGuy: They might want to hold off on that... with a possible long term solar minimum in the works, might get rather cold for a while... mount auto-bics on the cows.. could get some needed heat there.. of course, pastures will have to be bigger, due to fast cows....


I'd say they should invest in perfecting lab grown meat. No animals. No pastures. No activists. No humanitarian laws to abide by. Seems like it'd be a massive drop in overhead. The problems occur when it achieves sentience though.
 
2020-07-16 2:58:52 AM  

Eravior: hoodiowithtudio: Or go full vegetarian

OlderGuy: They might want to hold off on that... with a possible long term solar minimum in the works, might get rather cold for a while... mount auto-bics on the cows.. could get some needed heat there.. of course, pastures will have to be bigger, due to fast cows....

I'd say they should invest in perfecting lab grown meat. No animals. No pastures. No activists. No humanitarian laws to abide by. Seems like it'd be a massive drop in overhead. The problems occur when it achieves sentience though.


The real problem is, biologists, chemists and labs are more expensive than pastures and farmers.
 
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