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(The New York Times)   Here's a headline you probably didn't see coming: "How Koalas With An S.T.D. Could Help Humanity"   (nytimes.com) divider line
    More: Interesting, Koala, Sexually transmitted disease, Immune system, Chlamydia infection, koala's rear end, Queensland, Pelvic inflammatory disease, Reproductive system  
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2020-07-14 7:36:55 PM  
[ ] Biden
[ ] Trump
[x] STD infected Koala
 
2020-07-14 7:37:28 PM  
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Call Russell Crowe!!
 
2020-07-14 7:39:44 PM  
I try and bring awareness for the Koala and the clap since I learned of it. It's made for some awkward situations.
 
2020-07-14 7:46:10 PM  
Watch out for drop drip bears!
 
2020-07-14 7:46:29 PM  
why do i get the image of a koala dry humping someone like the bear in TED did
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2020-07-14 7:55:38 PM  
At this point, it can't really hurt.  Get in line behind super volcano and in front of giant space rock..
 
2020-07-14 7:56:30 PM  
Well, at least it isn't Space Herpes.....
 
2020-07-14 8:01:46 PM  

spaceherpes: [Fark user image image 425x239]Call Russell Crowe!!


Who had the James Burke Connections "John Oliver and the Irwin Family Will Save Us" Spot on their 2020 bingo card?
 
2020-07-14 8:02:27 PM  
I got a bingo!!!
 
2020-07-14 8:05:38 PM  

kkinnison: why do i get the image of a koala dry humping someone like the bear in TED did
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Years of Fark.
 
2020-07-14 8:09:13 PM  
I don't care if it does cure Covid, I'm not farking a koala.
 
2020-07-14 8:15:39 PM  
So 'the clap' applies to chlamydia as well a gonorrhea, right?
 
2020-07-14 8:20:11 PM  

AstroJesus: I don't care if it does cure Covid, I'm not farking a koala.


Right? Why would this time be any different.
 
2020-07-14 8:26:13 PM  
I see you over there,
Shaking that sexy koala arse....

Crikey! It burns! It burns!
 
2020-07-14 8:44:12 PM  

AstroJesus: I don't care if it does cure Covid, I'm not farking a koala.


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Wait, what?
 
2020-07-14 9:06:00 PM  
2020 don't play.

I've already seen the sky turn purple. It was right after a storm during which there were pink clouds and lightning.
 
2020-07-14 9:07:32 PM  

spaceherpes: [Fark user image 425x239]Call Russell Crowe!!


Username checks out.
 
2020-07-14 9:23:59 PM  
Gumnut unavailable for comment.
 
2020-07-14 9:47:27 PM  
I wasn't me.
 
2020-07-14 9:47:41 PM  
I'm just going to leave this here....

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2020-07-14 9:54:38 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: I'm just going to leave this here....

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Cuz I'm a Quickie Koala....
 
2020-07-14 9:57:08 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: I'm just going to leave this here....

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Why?
 
2020-07-14 10:00:15 PM  
Koalas
Youtube cG9wsvV2m98
 
2020-07-14 10:11:36 PM  
I never close my eyes when I'm auditioning the ol' finger puppets, subby. You bet I saw it.
 
2020-07-14 10:35:37 PM  
Hannity's beyond help if you ask me but hey, it's worth a shot - sic one on him.
 
2020-07-14 10:52:07 PM  

Tom Marvolo Bombadil: [YouTube video: Koalas]


Oh crikey!
 
2020-07-14 10:57:18 PM  

Sean VasDeferens: OtherLittleGuy: I'm just going to leave this here....

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Why?


She's Steve Irwin's daughter.
 
2020-07-14 11:19:48 PM  
I won't read TFA and will instead assume we are asking koalas to fark COVID to death.
 
2020-07-15 12:11:43 AM  
"Honey, good news is I didn't catch it from a prostitute..."
 
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