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(News-Gazette)   Man shot in the buttocks. No word on if he mooned LBJ   (news-gazette.com) divider line
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2020-07-14 8:39:12 PM  
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2020-07-14 8:49:04 PM  
Someone has to post it
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2020-07-14 9:06:34 PM  
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2020-07-14 9:11:12 PM  
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2020-07-14 9:16:29 PM  
few weeks ago some douche bag shot my 944 with a paint gun a dozen times. that's some low down nasty shiat to do.
 
2020-07-14 9:17:55 PM  
Training day Denzel Washington gets shot in the ass.mov
Youtube guEsIzFOtG4
 
2020-07-14 9:20:30 PM  
Was it a lead foil pellet deep into his right buttox,...buttocks?
 
2020-07-14 9:39:58 PM  

sinko swimo: few weeks ago some douche bag shot my 944 with a paint gun a dozen times. that's some low down nasty shiat to do.


So is putting a radiator in a Porsche, but there ya are....


:)


I know how you feel - I am prepared to do violence on behalf of my rusty non-running 356.
 
2020-07-14 9:42:04 PM  
Trust me if anyone ever shoots me I did something to provoke it
 
2020-07-14 9:45:25 PM  

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2020-07-14 9:57:01 PM  
Champaign police are looking for the person or persons who shot a man in his backside Monday night.

Not to be confused with Champagne police, currently wondering how you can chug down that cheap box of cloying California bubbly.
 
2020-07-14 11:15:17 PM  
Too lazy

"I'm Doctor Cheeks, justing doing my rounds...running a little behind."
 
2020-07-14 11:32:07 PM  
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2020-07-15 12:04:27 AM  

WGJ: Someone has to post it
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"Goddamn, Son?!"
 
2020-07-15 12:08:59 AM  
"Yeah, getting shot in the ass is some sort of tradition!"

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2020-07-15 1:12:13 AM  
Shot 'em
Shot 'em
In the Bottom.
 
2020-07-15 1:36:43 AM  

MSBFDffpm: WGJ: Someone has to post it
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"Goddamn, Son?!"


"It was a bullet, wasn't it?...that jumped up and biatcha."
 
2020-07-15 1:46:46 AM  
DANG IT. It's bad enough autocorrect ruins movie quotes, but Fark did as well lol
 
2020-07-15 2:58:17 AM  
Champagne for my real friends, real pain for my sham friends...... Champaign for my ham pain?
 
2020-07-15 4:11:59 AM  
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2020-07-15 1:55:49 PM  
Good lord, my local poor excuse for a newspaper made it to FARK.
 
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