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2020-07-14 2:05:17 PM  
The defendant's defence team claimed that the initial motivation to embark in this disgusting behaviour was gender dysphoria - Scales now identifies as a woman.

Things that gender dysphoria can make you do:
* Wear baggy/shapeless clothing
* Avoid mirrors
* Shower in the dark
* Oscillate between avoiding self-care and obsessing over it
* Dislike things about your body correlated with your gender assigned at birth
* Subconsciously try to pitch your voice higher or lower than others

Things gender dysphoria does not make you do:
* Be a paedophile
* Choose "I'm a paedophile 123" as your username
* Search for images of children being sexually abused because you're a paedophile
 
2020-07-14 4:28:40 PM  
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2020-07-14 4:29:35 PM  
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2020-07-14 4:30:12 PM  
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2020-07-14 4:30:28 PM  
You're not fooling anyone, lady.
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2020-07-14 4:31:14 PM  
His profile photo checks out.

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2020-07-14 4:31:48 PM  
this person is clearly insane.

you can't have punctuation in a username.
 
2020-07-14 4:33:18 PM  
You know who else looked at child porn because they were confused?
 
2020-07-14 4:34:12 PM  
No one else is having issues with the fact this got the silly tag? We're the sick and creepy tags busy?
 
2020-07-14 4:35:40 PM  

pkjun: The defendant's defence team claimed that the initial motivation to embark in this disgusting behaviour was gender dysphoria - Scales now identifies as a woman.

Things that gender dysphoria can make you do:
* Wear baggy/shapeless clothing
* Avoid mirrors
* Shower in the dark
* Oscillate between avoiding self-care and obsessing over it
* Dislike things about your body correlated with your gender assigned at birth
* Subconsciously try to pitch your voice higher or lower than others

Things gender dysphoria does not make you do:
* Be a paedophile
* Choose "I'm a paedophile 123" as your username
* Search for images of children being sexually abused because you're a paedophile


Yeah, I know a defense lawyer has a responsibility to their client and sometimes has to argue terrible things, but fark that lawyer. At least go with something reasonable, like his client identifies as a dog and 8-10 is well into middle age from her perspective.
 
2020-07-14 4:36:14 PM  

jtown: You know who else looked at child porn because they were confused?


Who
 
2020-07-14 4:36:54 PM  

jtown: You know who else looked at child porn because they were confused?


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2020-07-14 4:39:23 PM  
Truly silly indeed.
 
2020-07-14 4:40:18 PM  
and got a suspended sentence.  Thanks COVID!
 
2020-07-14 4:43:39 PM  
"Girls on the images were typically aged between eight and 10."

Ms Thandi gave sample examples of what the images showed, the most serious of which are too horrific for publication.


The correct answer is NONE.

NONE of them are not too horrific for publication.  Anywhere.

Throw him into genpop and send the guards home.
 
2020-07-14 4:44:13 PM  

pkjun: The defendant's defence team claimed that the initial motivation to embark in this disgusting behaviour was gender dysphoria - Scales now identifies as a woman.

Things that gender dysphoria can make you do:
* Wear baggy/shapeless clothing
* Avoid mirrors
* Shower in the dark
* Oscillate between avoiding self-care and obsessing over it
* Dislike things about your body correlated with your gender assigned at birth
* Subconsciously try to pitch your voice higher or lower than others

Things gender dysphoria does not make you do:
* Be a paedophile
* Choose "I'm a paedophile 123" as your username
* Search for images of children being sexually abused because you're a paedophile


The TERFs are going to have a field day with this one, though.
 
2020-07-14 4:44:19 PM  
I chose mononymous because LittleKidLover69 was already taken.

/I LOVE KIDS!
 
2020-07-14 4:44:43 PM  

Subtonic: jtown: You know who else looked at child porn because they were confused?

Who


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2020-07-14 4:44:50 PM  

We Ate the Necco Wafers: You're not fooling anyone, lady.
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2020-07-14 4:49:47 PM  

Dangerous_sociopath: this person is clearly insane.

you can't have punctuation in a username.


Underrated post of the day.
 
2020-07-14 4:56:32 PM  
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2020-07-14 4:58:37 PM  

Subtonic: jtown: You know who else looked at child porn because they were confused?

Who


Exactly.
 
2020-07-14 4:59:23 PM  

foxyshadis: pkjun: The defendant's defence team claimed that the initial motivation to embark in this disgusting behaviour was gender dysphoria - Scales now identifies as a woman.

Things that gender dysphoria can make you do:
* Wear baggy/shapeless clothing
* Avoid mirrors
* Shower in the dark
* Oscillate between avoiding self-care and obsessing over it
* Dislike things about your body correlated with your gender assigned at birth
* Subconsciously try to pitch your voice higher or lower than others

Things gender dysphoria does not make you do:
* Be a paedophile
* Choose "I'm a paedophile 123" as your username
* Search for images of children being sexually abused because you're a paedophile

The TERFs are going to have a field day with this one, though.


Yeah, pretty much. Part of me wants to go, okay, you're trans are you, you just got a bit confused between "do I want to be a woman" and "do I want to beat off to 8 year olds getting raped" did you, you've been "living as a woman" since five minutes after you were outed as a paedo have you, cool, that all lines up, good news, your gender confirmation surgery is in five minutes mate. Aren't you lucky you get to skip the NHS queues!? Just step right this way and we'll get you sorted.

He's telling the truth, great, less misery in the world, now go forth and sin no more.

He's throwing the entire trans community under the bus in hopes of wheedling a lighter sentence out of a sympathetic judge, great, justice has been served.
 
2020-07-14 5:00:58 PM  

StatelyGreekAutomaton: Subtonic: jtown: You know who else looked at child porn because they were confused?

Who

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I have a picture of my daughter, probably 1.5-2 years olds running around the house in just a towel with her mother chasing her trying to dress her.
I stopped her, snapped a picture and let her continue her running away.

/dad moments
//no naughty bits were showing, and mobile phone so didn't have to go develop them
///Oprah had a lady on the show whose daughter put on mommy's underwear after a bath and she snapped a picture, thought it was hilarious. The cops and CPS did not.
 
2020-07-14 5:02:41 PM  
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2020-07-14 5:06:19 PM  

pkjun: foxyshadis: pkjun: The defendant's defence team claimed that the initial motivation to embark in this disgusting behaviour was gender dysphoria - Scales now identifies as a woman.

Things that gender dysphoria can make you do:
* Wear baggy/shapeless clothing
* Avoid mirrors
* Shower in the dark
* Oscillate between avoiding self-care and obsessing over it
* Dislike things about your body correlated with your gender assigned at birth
* Subconsciously try to pitch your voice higher or lower than others

Things gender dysphoria does not make you do:
* Be a paedophile
* Choose "I'm a paedophile 123" as your username
* Search for images of children being sexually abused because you're a paedophile

The TERFs are going to have a field day with this one, though.

Yeah, pretty much. Part of me wants to go, okay, you're trans are you, you just got a bit confused between "do I want to be a woman" and "do I want to beat off to 8 year olds getting raped" did you, you've been "living as a woman" since five minutes after you were outed as a paedo have you, cool, that all lines up, good news, your gender confirmation surgery is in five minutes mate. Aren't you lucky you get to skip the NHS queues!? Just step right this way and we'll get you sorted.

He's telling the truth, great, less misery in the world, now go forth and sin no more.

He's throwing the entire trans community under the bus in hopes of wheedling a lighter sentence out of a sympathetic judge, great, justice has been served.


I can totally buy that someone can hate their dick because it only gets hard to little girls or boys. Self-loathing and pedophilia are pretty comorbid, after all. There have been child molesters in the past who self-castrated, or whatever you call it when you cut the whole thing off -- frankly, fine by me, go right ahead. Just don't whine that it's an excuse for why you enjoyed that in the first place. Get help instead of getting off.
 
2020-07-14 5:08:06 PM  
If he really wants to be a woman cut his balls off.

Then jail him.
 
2020-07-14 5:11:19 PM  

Resident Muslim: StatelyGreekAutomaton: Subtonic: jtown: You know who else looked at child porn because they were confused?

Who

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I have a picture of my daughter, probably 1.5-2 years olds running around the house in just a towel with her mother chasing her trying to dress her.
I stopped her, snapped a picture and let her continue her running away.

/dad moments
//no naughty bits were showing, and mobile phone so didn't have to go develop them
///Oprah had a lady on the show whose daughter put on mommy's underwear after a bath and she snapped a picture, thought it was hilarious. The cops and CPS did not.


My mom still has a photo of me in one of those photo collage frames riding around the family orchard in my birthday suit on our huge fuzzy dog. Hope they don't come for her next.
 
2020-07-14 5:23:48 PM  

foxyshadis: Resident Muslim: StatelyGreekAutomaton: Subtonic: jtown: You know who else looked at child porn because they were confused?

Who

[pbfcomics.com image 800x1062]

I have a picture of my daughter, probably 1.5-2 years olds running around the house in just a towel with her mother chasing her trying to dress her.
I stopped her, snapped a picture and let her continue her running away.

/dad moments
//no naughty bits were showing, and mobile phone so didn't have to go develop them
///Oprah had a lady on the show whose daughter put on mommy's underwear after a bath and she snapped a picture, thought it was hilarious. The cops and CPS did not.

My mom still has a photo of me in one of those photo collage frames riding around the family orchard in my birthday suit on our huge fuzzy dog. Hope they don't come for her next.


My grandparents had a picture of me in a bubble bath in one of those flip-roller things.  I'd say "like a rolodex" but that doesn't help.
 
2020-07-14 5:24:54 PM  

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Came for that, not sure why I am leaving.
 
2020-07-14 5:28:48 PM  

jtown: foxyshadis: Resident Muslim: StatelyGreekAutomaton: Subtonic: jtown: You know who else looked at child porn because they were confused?

Who

[pbfcomics.com image 800x1062]

I have a picture of my daughter, probably 1.5-2 years olds running around the house in just a towel with her mother chasing her trying to dress her.
I stopped her, snapped a picture and let her continue her running away.

/dad moments
//no naughty bits were showing, and mobile phone so didn't have to go develop them
///Oprah had a lady on the show whose daughter put on mommy's underwear after a bath and she snapped a picture, thought it was hilarious. The cops and CPS did not.

My mom still has a photo of me in one of those photo collage frames riding around the family orchard in my birthday suit on our huge fuzzy dog. Hope they don't come for her next.

My grandparents had a picture of me in a bubble bath in one of those flip-roller things.  I'd say "like a rolodex" but that doesn't help.


My mom had a picture of me in the tub when I was a baby, with a bunch of bubbles on my head like a hat. I'm pretty sure I snapped one of my kids when they flooded the bathroom with bubble bath at 2.

I was groomed!
 
2020-07-14 5:48:00 PM  

Resident Muslim: StatelyGreekAutomaton: Subtonic: jtown: You know who else looked at child porn because they were confused?

Who

[pbfcomics.com image 800x1062]

I have a picture of my daughter, probably 1.5-2 years olds running around the house in just a towel with her mother chasing her trying to dress her.
I stopped her, snapped a picture and let her continue her running away.

/dad moments
//no naughty bits were showing, and mobile phone so didn't have to go develop them
///Oprah had a lady on the show whose daughter put on mommy's underwear after a bath and she snapped a picture, thought it was hilarious. The cops and CPS did not.


Lol.  There is a pic of me in a family picture album, maybe four yo, wearing nothing but my dads shiatkicker boots.  Thigh high.  And rough rider.  I remember the moment, one of my earliest memories.  I thought I was king shiat wearing those boots.
 
2020-07-14 6:04:11 PM  
They say honesty is the best policy but not so much when the policy is so abhorrent.  I guess he was trying to hide in plain sight.
 
2020-07-14 6:10:05 PM  

We Ate the Necco Wafers: You're not fooling anyone, lady.
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IKR. That's clearly a wig.
 
2020-07-14 6:28:28 PM  
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2020-07-14 6:34:09 PM  

pkjun: The defendant's defence team claimed that the initial motivation to embark in this disgusting behaviour was gender dysphoria - Scales now identifies as a woman.

Things that gender dysphoria can make you do:
* Wear baggy/shapeless clothing
* Avoid mirrors
* Shower in the dark
* Oscillate between avoiding self-care and obsessing over it
* Dislike things about your body correlated with your gender assigned at birth
* Subconsciously try to pitch your voice higher or lower than others

Things gender dysphoria does not make you do:
* Be a paedophile
* Choose "I'm a paedophile 123" as your username
* Search for images of children being sexually abused because you're a paedophile


Damn, you forgot one last thing pk: get annoyed as farking hell at all the bullshiat people constantly figure must come with gender dysphoria.

/can't say I've been there, but I understand the general idea all too well
//the shiat people pretend that must go with being disabled...
///there are people I want to go all Putin on and toss through the nearest farking window on a regular basis
////I can only imagine gender dysphoria is worse - even less people are likely to remotely understand, or even try to
 
2020-07-14 7:04:31 PM  
Is it my fault there were four hundred and nineteen WeedlordBonerHitlers before me?
 
2020-07-14 7:11:37 PM  

bughunter: "Girls on the images were typically aged between eight and 10."

Ms Thandi gave sample examples of what the images showed, the most serious of which are too horrific for publication.

The correct answer is NONE.

NONE of them are not too horrific for publication.  Anywhere.

Throw him into genpop and send the guards home.


I mean we could save a bunch of money, strap it to table, spread its legs open, swing sledge hammer for every photo viewed.  I guess a wheel chair may be needed, still less than a month of incarceration.
 
2020-07-15 4:30:46 AM  
Judge Shant?

The defendant should have asked for Judge Shall.
 
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