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2020-07-14 9:30:36 AM  
The world needs ditch digger too, eh?
 
2020-07-14 9:35:34 AM  
And of course, if you DON'T find anything new, it's because of your personal failings.
 
2020-07-14 9:37:36 AM  
How are they going to afford cake after being kicked out of their apartment?
 
2020-07-14 9:40:08 AM  
Just buy more money!
 
2020-07-14 9:40:49 AM  
You heard the prezeedent - 'Find something new' when you're in the voting booth this Nov.
 
2020-07-14 9:46:18 AM  
If you lost your job as a busboy, just go find a better job as upper level management of a Fortune 500 company or something like that. Use your family connections if you have to.
 
2020-07-14 9:48:09 AM  
"Follow your bliss, idiots!"
 
2020-07-14 9:51:05 AM  
i found some money in my couch. now i'm set for life
 
2020-07-14 9:51:31 AM  
If you lost your job, just find a new one because there are so many jobs and not many unemployed people.  It's a seekers market!
 
2020-07-14 9:52:18 AM  

enry: How are they going to afford cake after being kicked out of their apartment?


Vocational school, Community College, and basic healthcare are all things that should be free for every US citizen.
 
2020-07-14 9:54:05 AM  
Thank God we have universal, portable health insurance at a time like this.
 
2020-07-14 9:56:48 AM  
Clearly they should inherit a large fortune from their father and turn it into a small one.
 
2020-07-14 9:57:40 AM  

OdradekRex: The world needs ditch digger too, eh?


And people to fill those ditches/graves.
 
2020-07-14 9:57:50 AM  
Time to sharpen the guillotine blades.
 
2020-07-14 9:57:51 AM  
That something new is going to be cracking open skulls and feasting on the goo inside if you do right wing dipshiat things here. Millions without work, food, housing and healthcare is asking for goo-feasting to happen.
 
2020-07-14 9:58:05 AM  
I know he's doesn't really want the job anymore, but they're actively coming up with Biden campaign slogans now.

Also, fark them for deciding what will help American unemployment is a farking ad campaign
 
2020-07-14 9:58:08 AM  
I'm hoping to find a new President in November.
 
2020-07-14 9:58:16 AM  

adamgreeney: And of course, if you DON'T find anything new, it's because of your personal failings.


Absolutely true! Have none of you been inspired into bootstrappiness by Acres of Diamonds?
 
2020-07-14 9:58:29 AM  
#BeBest
 
2020-07-14 9:59:00 AM  
Hey I found something new!

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2020-07-14 9:59:03 AM  
Hmm OK. Maybe I can work at a fast food restaurant
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Or maybe I can be a lipstick tester!
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Private detective?
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Ah fark it, I'm going fishing!
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2020-07-14 9:59:38 AM  
"Back to work plebe. You're making me look bad."

Why does he care? He's just going to lie about job and unemployment numbers anyways.
 
2020-07-14 9:59:45 AM  

oldfarthenry: You heard the prezeedent - 'Find something new' when you're in the voting booth this Nov.


I remember when Hillary suggested that. She was called out of touch and a ((globalist)) pawn. Then they go back to masturbating over their great grandparents leaving their home country to find work in the US, upending their established life to try and improve it for their family. Completely ignoring the irony.
 
2020-07-14 10:01:08 AM  
The Trump administration has proposed cuts to the federal education budget every single year. But sure, workforce, train yourselves.

In their defense, they did proposed small increases to workforce training, with massive cuts to other areas. All of which were dismissed by Congress as unrealistic, of course, like most of this administration's other proposals. It's not just an election this year, kids. It's a national IQ test.
 
2020-07-14 10:01:24 AM  
Didn't a fairly substantial chunk of the voting population make fun of Hillary when she suggested that IT would be a more lucrative career than mining coal?
 
2020-07-14 10:01:29 AM  
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2020-07-14 10:02:00 AM  
Train and find something new was what got Clinton in trouble.
 
2020-07-14 10:02:26 AM  
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2020-07-14 10:02:40 AM  
Except coal miners, of course.  Their job security and sense of well-being must be maintained at the expense of all others.
 
2020-07-14 10:02:51 AM  
FTA: The opening ad in the "Find Something New" campaign beginning Tuesday features ordinary people sharing their stories. A companion website provides links to training and other resources.

Is the "companion website" a link to the Trump University website?
 
2020-07-14 10:02:52 AM  

MinatoArisato013: oldfarthenry: You heard the prezeedent - 'Find something new' when you're in the voting booth this Nov.

I remember when Hillary suggested that. She was called out of touch and a ((globalist)) pawn. Then they go back to masturbating over their great grandparents leaving their home country to find work in the US, upending their established life to try and improve it for their family. Completely ignoring the irony.


Yep.

My ancestors left Scotland, Ireland, and Germany for America. Later, each branch moved around within the US as well- from Virginia to Ohio, to Indiana, to Arizona to Michigan.

Adapting to what's out there is an American tradition.
 
2020-07-14 10:03:34 AM  
So, besides a jobs campaign ad, are the Repblicans going to earmark any federal money to provide financial assistance to those that will "find something new"?
 
2020-07-14 10:03:37 AM  
Borrow money from your parents.
 
2020-07-14 10:03:47 AM  
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2020-07-14 10:04:06 AM  

BizarreMan: If you lost your job, just find a new one because there are so many jobs and not many unemployed people.  It's a seekers market!


I know plenty of places that are hiring, as long as you're willing to work in 104 degree weather, picking crops for 12 hour days, and it helps if you're an immigrant without a green card so I can pay you under the table for less than minimum wage.

Tons of work if you qualify.
 
2020-07-14 10:05:15 AM  
I'm beginning to think this administration has no idea what they are doing.
 
2020-07-14 10:05:25 AM  

Jake Havechek: Time to sharpen the guillotine blades.


Not too sharp please.
 
2020-07-14 10:06:51 AM  

neongoats: That something new is going to be cracking open skulls and feasting on the goo inside if you do right wing dipshiat things here. Millions without work, food, housing and healthcare is asking for goo-feasting to happen.


The right wing hasn't changed course yet, I don't think they even know how to do anything other than cut taxes.

We're going over the cliff and pretty soon millions are going to be making the jump from "jobless " to "homeless " to "hungry"
 
2020-07-14 10:06:59 AM  
Legit thought this was in reference to the meme
 
2020-07-14 10:07:43 AM  
Remember when saying that to coal workers was evil liberal socialisms?
 
2020-07-14 10:08:26 AM  

Yeast No 7: So, besides a jobs campaign ad, are the Repblicans going to earmark any federal money to provide financial assistance to those that will "find something new"?


They will continue to reduce funding to local community colleges, the places where people go to get that skill based training that he is pushing.

I bet we are going to see a huge influx of ads for ITT and the such in the coming months, then find out that for profit schools were given huge amounts of money while community colleges and public technical colleges where given none
 
2020-07-14 10:09:16 AM  
Imagine how horrible it would be in times like these, if all jobs were required to pay a living wage so all these unemployed folks could go get a job quickly at Walmart or Taco Bell and still pay their rent.
 
2020-07-14 10:10:00 AM  
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2020-07-14 10:11:33 AM  
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2020-07-14 10:13:08 AM  

MrBallou: If you lost your job as a busboy, just go find a better job as upper level management of a Fortune 500 company or something like that. Use your family connections if you have to.


Well, of course! Thank you for charting a path forward that just about anyone can follow.

/s
 
2020-07-14 10:13:27 AM  

OdradekRex: The world needs ditch digger too, eh?


oh please let trump try to say that exact phrase
 
2020-07-14 10:14:08 AM  
Stupid libs, how have you not taken your $1200 in Trump bucks and not gotten a four year degree, a new home and car, and a top tier health insurance program? Didn't you hear Kudlow and Mnuchin tell you how easy and sustaining that stimulus would be? Why do you need more?  Greedy libs.
 
2020-07-14 10:14:11 AM  
It seems to me that a smart version of Trump might have used this as an opportunity to try to start bringing manufacturing jobs back to America. We could put people back to work and stick it to China at the same time.
 
2020-07-14 10:14:59 AM  

Carn: Imagine how horrible it would be in times like these, if all jobs were required to pay a living wage so all these unemployed folks could go get a job quickly at Walmart or Taco Bell and still pay their rent.


What?  And lose billions of dollars funnelling basically untaxed into the investor class?

Think of the private jet industry!  And those poor naval architects specializing in 500' yachts!

Sheesh.
 
2020-07-14 10:15:12 AM  
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