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(Business Insider)   Good news Amazon warehouse workers: you can now take an extra 20 seconds to wash your hands without fear of reprisal   (businessinsider.com) divider line
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2020-07-14 5:50:17 PM  
I don't understand how you can be so horrible to people. Of course, that's probably why I'm not even close to being a millionaire.
 
2020-07-14 6:13:09 PM  
I can only see the top half of the protestor's sign but I assume the full thing says "our health is just as important as your dildos".
 
2020-07-14 6:28:08 PM  
Allegedly, subby.  Amazon workers allegedly can wash their hands after dumping a huge viral load and before handling your packages*

/ * - Offer not valid for packages sent before July 13th
// Need anti-anti-dumping legislation
 
2020-07-14 7:17:23 PM  
God help you if you take 21.
 
2020-07-14 7:18:48 PM  
Don't worry, if you take too long your implant will let you know by beginning a pain cycle.
 
2020-07-14 8:23:35 PM  

Bovine Diarrhea Virus: I don't understand how you can be so horrible to people. Of course, that's probably why I'm not even close to being a millionaire.


It's called capitalism and it's the only way to succeed within said structure. Part underperforming? Replace it.

(The funny thing is, even in this horrifically inhumane metaphor, business people expect zero tolerance for human cogs, whereas they won't replace that restaurant dishwasher until every third dish is coming out caked in fish guts)
 
2020-07-14 8:37:48 PM  

quo vadimus: Bovine Diarrhea Virus: I don't understand how you can be so horrible to people. Of course, that's probably why I'm not even close to being a millionaire.

It's called capitalism and it's the only way to succeed within said structure. Part underperforming? Replace it.

(The funny thing is, even in this horrifically inhumane metaphor, business people expect zero tolerance for human cogs, whereas they won't replace that restaurant dishwasher until every third dish is coming out caked in fish guts)


"human capital stock"
 
2020-07-15 11:45:07 AM  
Any business that has to use Manager Speak to justify literal inhuman micromanagement should be straight up stripped to the bone and sold for scrap. Starting with the CEO. All proceeds will go towards the employees that were legal slaves.
 
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