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2020-07-14 9:16:09 AM  
I hope this helps re-popularize the phrase "take that crack pipe out of your ass", because frankly it's good advice for everyone, not just those with crack pipes in their asses.
 
2020-07-14 9:19:33 AM  
"It came from her anus" is reminiscent of popular movie titling conventions, such as "It Came from Outer Space" (1953), "It Came from Beneath the Sea" (1955), "It Came from Another World!" (2007) and "It Came from Yesterday" (2011).

An anus, the plural of which is anuses, is "the opening at the lower end of the alimentary canal, through which the solid refuse of digestion is excreted," according to dictionary.com

Anus is not to be confused with onus, an often burdensome obligation or task, or Uranus, the seventh planet from the sun with an equatorial diameter of about 32,600 miles.

Meanwhile, the woman told a deputy she forgot about the pipe, the dimensions of which were not listed.


Now this guy is a reporter who really does his job!
 
2020-07-14 2:15:40 PM  
Yo... if you're passed out from smoking crack you need to find better crack.
 
2020-07-14 2:15:53 PM  

thatguyoverthere70: "It came from her anus" is reminiscent of popular movie titling conventions, such as "It Came from Outer Space" (1953), "It Came from Beneath the Sea" (1955), "It Came from Another World!" (2007) and "It Came from Yesterday" (2011).

An anus, the plural of which is anuses, is "the opening at the lower end of the alimentary canal, through which the solid refuse of digestion is excreted," according to dictionary.com

Anus is not to be confused with onus, an often burdensome obligation or task, or Uranus, the seventh planet from the sun with an equatorial diameter of about 32,600 miles.

Meanwhile, the woman told a deputy she forgot about the pipe, the dimensions of which were not listed.

Now this guy is a reporter who really does his job!


Somebody gets paid per word.
 
2020-07-14 2:18:38 PM  
How high do you need to be to forget a crack pipe shoved up your ass?
 
2020-07-14 2:19:25 PM  
I can see forgetting where I put my car keys, do it all the time.  I think I would notice if there was a crack pipe up my hole and would not forget that.
 
2020-07-14 2:19:40 PM  

GrogSmash: How high do you need to be to forget a crack pipe shoved up your ass?


That would depend on the size of the crack pipe
 
2020-07-14 2:20:00 PM  

Herr Flick's Revenge: thatguyoverthere70: "It came from her anus" is reminiscent of popular movie titling conventions, such as "It Came from Outer Space" (1953), "It Came from Beneath the Sea" (1955), "It Came from Another World!" (2007) and "It Came from Yesterday" (2011).

An anus, the plural of which is anuses, is "the opening at the lower end of the alimentary canal, through which the solid refuse of digestion is excreted," according to dictionary.com

Anus is not to be confused with onus, an often burdensome obligation or task, or Uranus, the seventh planet from the sun with an equatorial diameter of about 32,600 miles.

Meanwhile, the woman told a deputy she forgot about the pipe, the dimensions of which were not listed.

Now this guy is a reporter who really does his job!

Somebody gets paid per word.


That's his schtick. I find in amusing. Others may not. Such is life.
 
2020-07-14 2:20:58 PM  
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2020-07-14 2:21:19 PM  
Crackception!
 
2020-07-14 2:22:03 PM  
Any port in a storm.  Lots of seamen in FL.
 
2020-07-14 2:22:34 PM  
Even Xzibit thinks the obvious joke is obvious...

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2020-07-14 2:24:14 PM  
Less obvious:

Dookie pookie.

/let the pookie cool down first, yo
 
2020-07-14 2:27:08 PM  
The plural of anus is anuses? OK then.
 
2020-07-14 2:27:11 PM  
I guess we have to face the fact that there is an anus trifecta in play. Whoopee.
 
2020-07-14 2:30:59 PM  

liltingbanshee: The plural of anus is anuses? OK then.


No, it's anii.
 
2020-07-14 2:37:26 PM  

Yellow Beard: GrogSmash: How high do you need to be to forget a crack pipe shoved up your ass?

That would depend on the size of the crack pipe


I knew a stripper that had a large anus.
Whenever she bent over, it was like looking at a Bundt cake.
 
2020-07-14 2:38:20 PM  

Schmerd1948: Herr Flick's Revenge: thatguyoverthere70: "It came from her anus" is reminiscent of popular movie titling conventions, such as "It Came from Outer Space" (1953), "It Came from Beneath the Sea" (1955), "It Came from Another World!" (2007) and "It Came from Yesterday" (2011).

An anus, the plural of which is anuses, is "the opening at the lower end of the alimentary canal, through which the solid refuse of digestion is excreted," according to dictionary.com

Anus is not to be confused with onus, an often burdensome obligation or task, or Uranus, the seventh planet from the sun with an equatorial diameter of about 32,600 miles.

Meanwhile, the woman told a deputy she forgot about the pipe, the dimensions of which were not listed.

Now this guy is a reporter who really does his job!

Somebody gets paid per word.

That's his schtick. I find in amusing. Others may not. Such is life.


The Florida newspapers really do have a good sense of humor when it comes to the Florida Man stories.
 
2020-07-14 2:39:31 PM  

bughunter: liltingbanshee: The plural of anus is anuses? OK then.

No, it's anii.


Its anoctopi
 
2020-07-14 2:40:39 PM  
♫ ♪ Crackpipes... in my anus... make me happy...
Roachclips... up my nose can make me cryyyy...♪ ♫
 
2020-07-14 2:44:40 PM  
It was only a crackpipe.  Lots of people have forgotten far bigger things up their asses, like their heads.
 
2020-07-14 2:47:35 PM  

bearded clamorer: Yellow Beard: GrogSmash: How high do you need to be to forget a crack pipe shoved up your ass?

That would depend on the size of the crack pipe

I knew a stripper that had a large anus.
Whenever she bent over, it was like looking at a Bundt cake.


Butt stuff? Yep, butt stuff.

That is both horrifying and hilarious.
 
2020-07-14 2:50:32 PM  
Butt stuff trifecta in play?  What a strange week.
 
2020-07-14 2:55:29 PM  
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2020-07-14 2:55:50 PM  
"It Came From Her Anus"

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2020-07-14 2:59:04 PM  
POOP THREAD
 
2020-07-14 2:59:10 PM  

bughunter: liltingbanshee: The plural of anus is anuses? OK then.

No, it's anii.


No it isn't.
 
2020-07-14 3:07:18 PM  
if you grease up properly, you would be surprised what sort of things you can fit in your ass.
 
2020-07-14 3:12:06 PM  

bughunter: liltingbanshee: The plural of anus is anuses? OK then.

No, it's anii.


Close. It's ani.
 
2020-07-14 3:13:16 PM  

some_beer_drinker: if you grease up properly, you would be surprised what sort of things you can fit in your ass.


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2020-07-14 3:14:04 PM  

some_beer_drinker: if you grease up properly, you would be surprised what sort of things you can fit in your ass.


Generally speaking, it should never be a surprise.
 
2020-07-14 3:14:05 PM  

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2020-07-14 3:19:29 PM  
Butt-chugging - I've heard of that. But butt-smoking?
 
2020-07-14 3:40:29 PM  

bearded clamorer: Yellow Beard: GrogSmash: How high do you need to be to forget a crack pipe shoved up your ass?

That would depend on the size of the crack pipe

I knew a stripper that had a large anus.
Whenever she bent over, it was like looking at a Bundt cake.


Biblically speaking?
 
2020-07-14 3:53:17 PM  
I mean she did store her crack pipe in her crack (or at least near her crack)

/crack
 
2020-07-14 4:00:23 PM  

some_beer_drinker: if you grease up properly, you would be surprised what sort of things you can fit in your ass.


How YOU doin?
 
2020-07-14 4:10:59 PM  
Jody fell out of his tractor, couldn't believe what he seen.
 
2020-07-14 4:45:03 PM  
I was going to comment wondering who would want to smoke with a pipe that have been up there ass.

But instead of have a different take.the anus is an amazing cavity, capable of stretching informing to hold all kinds of things.

It's nature's dirty Little secret storage compartment. Often under appreciated for its versatility.
 
2020-07-14 5:02:45 PM  

hammettman: It was only a crackpipe.  Lots of people have forgotten far bigger things up their asses, like their heads.


Oh, so you've met my former boss?
 
2020-07-14 5:03:45 PM  

thatguyoverthere70: I hope this helps re-popularize the phrase "take that crack pipe out of your ass", because frankly it's good advice for everyone, not just those with crack pipes in their asses.


Stop interfering with my hobby.
 
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