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(BBC-US)   Chicago Marathon cancelled by Covid-19. For the record, this isn't the event where fat guys power through breaded steak sandwiches, Polish sausages, and deep-dish pizzas; that's, like, the Chicago Triathlon   (bbc.com) divider line
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2020-07-14 7:27:12 AM  
This was a no-brainer and I would have been surprised if they tried to hold it.  Almost all the major races near me have gone "virtual", which is lame but a way for them to keep your registration fee and some people still like it for some reason.

I am seeing running groups out and about and I don't know what these morons are thinking running in a pack of 10-12 people exhaling deeply within close proximity to each other.   Much like in my sex life I am running solo.
 
2020-07-14 7:28:33 AM  
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2020-07-14 7:41:26 AM  
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2020-07-14 7:41:43 AM  
FFS.
 
2020-07-14 8:21:31 AM  
da barze
 
2020-07-14 8:54:31 AM  
Hey, Denise!  Look all all 'dese chops I palished off!
 
2020-07-14 8:59:50 AM  
I think I got a Polish sausage lodged in my artery!
 
2020-07-14 10:06:30 AM  
Bob: Very good. Very nice recovery, now how many heart attacks is that for you Todd?
Todd: That make's a baker's dozen for me.
Carl: Yeah, I've only had six.
Bob: Well that's something to shoot for Carl.
 
2020-07-14 10:53:15 AM  
Breaded steak sandwich? Do you mean Italian Beef? WTF is a breaded sandwich, other than a monte christo?
 
2020-07-14 12:29:38 PM  

iron_city_ap: Breaded steak sandwich? Do you mean Italian Beef? WTF is a breaded sandwich, other than a monte christo?


This.
 
2020-07-14 3:31:52 PM  
It's not a steak sandwich, it's an Italian beef, and if it's breaded, it's dipped, nay, drenched in au jus subby. But you are correct about the triathlon.
 
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