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2020-07-14 12:31:15 AM  
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2020-07-14 12:31:52 AM  
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2020-07-14 12:38:48 AM  
What the f*ck...?
 
2020-07-14 12:56:57 AM  

Shostie: What the f*ck...?


Remember Cocoon? Like that with more keebler elf and less Wilford Brimley.
 
2020-07-14 12:59:50 AM  
I'm just giggling at how silly he looks.  Does he actually want people to vote for him?
 
2020-07-14 1:03:28 AM  
It actually would have been more clever if he's captioned himself 'White power!'
 
2020-07-14 1:10:06 AM  

Shostie: What the f*ck...?


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2020-07-14 3:32:22 AM  

Alphax: It actually would have been more clever if he's captioned himself 'White power!'


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Happy now?
 
2020-07-14 6:46:37 AM  
The only McConnell worth electing

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2020-07-14 6:46:46 AM  
The Qnuts are lined up behind Sessions? That doesn't make much sense, but whatevs.

Tuberville has this one locked up. Sorry, Jefferson.
 
2020-07-14 6:49:03 AM  
Don't look at me!  I told him the words were "Klaatu Berada Nintendo"!
 
2020-07-14 6:50:43 AM  
Nah, he's not a witch, but for a time he was Trumps B@&$*, so that has to count for something in conservative circles.
 
2020-07-14 6:50:45 AM  

havocmike: The Qnuts are lined up behind Sessions? That doesn't make much sense, but whatevs.

Tuberville has this one locked up. Sorry, Jefferson.


The Qnuts sow chaos.  That's what they do.
 
2020-07-14 6:52:00 AM  
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2020-07-14 6:56:42 AM  

havocmike: The Qnuts are lined up behind Sessions? That doesn't make much sense, but whatevs.

Tuberville has this one locked up. Sorry, Jefferson.


"Trust Sessions" was a common Qanon mantra during the Mueller probe when Trump and the mouthbreathers were upset about him recusing. Q had assured them the Russia investigation was a cover for a probe of Democratic child sex trafficking and that the report would lead to the arrest and destruction of the deep state as soon as it came out.

It wouldn't surprise me that people who still believe in Q after being so deeply and totally wrong about this only remember that they were told to "Trust Sessions" and can't remember exactly why that was.
 
2020-07-14 6:57:58 AM  

BitwiseShift: The only McConnell worth electing

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Or O'Donnell.....
 
2020-07-14 7:13:00 AM  

havocmike: The Qnuts are lined up behind Sessions? That doesn't make much sense, but whatevs.

Tuberville has this one locked up. Sorry, Jefferson.


Because they feel he's the one who caught Epstein
 
2020-07-14 7:15:29 AM  
wat
 
2020-07-14 7:19:24 AM  
Oh boy, look out people.  Fresh Republican Memes!  Gonna have some "Icanhazhamberder" Donald memes, and Matt Gaetz with some "All your underage Cuban boys are belong to us".  This is going to be a dark time for libs, because we all know how awesome conservative humor is.
 
2020-07-14 7:34:38 AM  
I disagree with pretty much everything he stands for. So watching him fail because the Frankenstein's monster of an electorate he helped create is literally so dumb they prefer the football coach to a seasoned lawmaker is only justice. Would be great to see Jones pull out yet another term due to GOP stupidity, but it won't happen.

Alabama /Mississippi continues to be completely ridiculous. I wouldn't live in that sunbelt from LA to SC on a bet, and visit only rarely & hesitantly.
 
2020-07-14 7:41:37 AM  
I can
 
2020-07-14 7:42:35 AM  
Stupid mobile... I can't decide if Trump's chosen candidate losing or Sessions being humiliated would make me happier. Probably the latter.
 
2020-07-14 7:44:06 AM  

havocmike: The Qnuts are lined up behind Sessions? That doesn't make much sense, but whatevs.

Tuberville has this one locked up. Sorry, Jefferson.


Yeah, I was about to make the same comment. I guess it is all some sort of quantum 12-D chess by Trump and Sessions that this is all just a game they are playing to trap the interdimensional lizard pedophiles.
 
2020-07-14 7:44:31 AM  
Did somebody hack his account or did he actually think this was okay?

If he thought it was okay, then yikes.
 
2020-07-14 7:49:46 AM  

BitwiseShift: The only McConnell worth electing

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2020-07-14 7:53:11 AM  
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2020-07-14 7:53:58 AM  
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2020-07-14 8:00:14 AM  

NobleHam: Stupid mobile... I can't decide if Trump's chosen candidate losing or Sessions being humiliated would make me happier. Probably the latter.


to quote the meme, "why not both?"

I know Jones's running against Moore gave him more of a shot, but wondering if the people that hate Trump wouldn't vote Jones to send that message. I want Trumps legacy in politics to be that he destroyed what the GOP mutated into.
 
2020-07-14 8:08:14 AM  

OmnomnomCookies: NobleHam: Stupid mobile... I can't decide if Trump's chosen candidate losing or Sessions being humiliated would make me happier. Probably the latter.

to quote the meme, "why not both?"

I know Jones's running against Moore gave him more of a shot, but wondering if the people that hate Trump wouldn't vote Jones to send that message. I want Trumps legacy in politics to be that he destroyed what the GOP mutated into.


Doug Jones led the prosecution (which scored a conviction) of KKK members who firebombed a church.

Even going up against Roy "Yearbook Committee" Moore, one wonders how Jones won the first time.

// "by a 2% margin" is how
// don't think Alabama will allow that mistake again
 
2020-07-14 8:14:18 AM  
Given that Sessions helped lend credibility to Trump, and was summarily tossed out by him, I want him to lose to an idiot football coach then also get indicted for perjury (and maybe some mild treason) once we have a DOJ not working on the side of felons.
 
2020-07-14 8:15:08 AM  
DROPPING SESSIONS... BAD COOKIE
 
2020-07-14 8:33:26 AM  
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Teal'c has got this.
 
2020-07-14 8:33:49 AM  

BitwiseShift: The only McConnell worth electing

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Wrong.
On her being worth electing.
Wrong on her name.

BitwiseShift: Wrong for America.
 
2020-07-14 8:37:13 AM  

Dr Dreidel: Doug Jones led the prosecution (which scored a conviction) of KKK members who firebombed a church.

Even going up against Roy "Yearbook Committee" Moore, one wonders how Jones won the first time.

// "by a 2% margin" is how
// don't think Alabama will allow that mistake again


Because Black women turned out in near-historic numbers to vote for Jones.  And it should be a perpetual reminder for the state Democratic parties; if you pay attention to the Black communities and give them proper support and organization, you can turn southern states purple.
 
2020-07-14 8:42:25 AM  
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2020-07-14 8:45:52 AM  
In case of witch . . .

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2020-07-14 8:50:01 AM  
If one of your "fans" posted this....that would be weird.

If you retweet it, you are not handling your image well

When you post it, it's down right disturbing.
 
2020-07-14 8:52:49 AM  

UNC_Samurai: Dr Dreidel: Doug Jones led the prosecution (which scored a conviction) of KKK members who firebombed a church.

Even going up against Roy "Yearbook Committee" Moore, one wonders how Jones won the first time.

// "by a 2% margin" is how
// don't think Alabama will allow that mistake again

Because Black women turned out in near-historic numbers to vote for Jones. And it should be a perpetual reminder for the state Democratic parties; if you pay attention to the Black communities and give them proper support and organization, you can turn southern states purple.


Like I said, don't think Alabama will allow that mistake again.
 
2020-07-14 9:00:07 AM  

Dr Dreidel: OmnomnomCookies: NobleHam: Stupid mobile... I can't decide if Trump's chosen candidate losing or Sessions being humiliated would make me happier. Probably the latter.

to quote the meme, "why not both?"

I know Jones's running against Moore gave him more of a shot, but wondering if the people that hate Trump wouldn't vote Jones to send that message. I want Trumps legacy in politics to be that he destroyed what the GOP mutated into.

Doug Jones led the prosecution (which scored a conviction) of KKK members who firebombed a church.

Even going up against Roy "Yearbook Committee" Moore, one wonders how Jones won the first time.

// "by a 2% margin" is how
// don't think Alabama will allow that mistake again


And if Alabamastan decides to 'stan, it is time to treat it like the Third World shiathole it so self-evidently is. No bowl games held there. No conventions. No nothing. Hell, I'd allow the rest of the conference to decline to play away games due to concerns about the safety of their non-white players.
 
2020-07-14 9:12:16 AM  

Dr Dreidel: OmnomnomCookies: NobleHam: Stupid mobile... I can't decide if Trump's chosen candidate losing or Sessions being humiliated would make me happier. Probably the latter.

to quote the meme, "why not both?"

I know Jones's running against Moore gave him more of a shot, but wondering if the people that hate Trump wouldn't vote Jones to send that message. I want Trumps legacy in politics to be that he destroyed what the GOP mutated into.

Doug Jones led the prosecution (which scored a conviction) of KKK members who firebombed a church.

Even going up against Roy "Yearbook Committee" Moore, one wonders how Jones won the first time.

// "by a 2% margin" is how
// don't think Alabama will allow that mistake again


Black voters, especially black women, pushed Jones over the top. He had better turnout in the special election than Obama did in 2012.

https://www.npr.org/2017/12/13/570531​5​05/black-votes-matter-african-american​s-propel-jones-to-alabama-win
 
2020-07-14 9:12:53 AM  

NobleHam: I can


I, bottle.
 
2020-07-14 9:13:40 AM  

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Teal'c has got this.


Indeed.
 
2020-07-14 9:14:08 AM  

Tyrone Slothrop: NobleHam: I can

I, bottle.


AND MY BOTA!
 
2020-07-14 9:15:06 AM  
Warrior: Who will join me to avenge the death of my beloved brother?!
Elf: You have my bow!
Dwarf: And my axe!
Necromancer: And your brother!
 
2020-07-14 9:34:57 AM  
So Trump finally broke him, huh?
 
2020-07-14 9:41:49 AM  

Summoner101: Don't look at me!  I told him the words were "Klaatu Berada Nintendo"!


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2020-07-14 10:13:41 AM  
I only trust Stoners and even then it's trust but verify.
 
2020-07-14 10:17:49 AM  

OmnomnomCookies: we all know how awesome conservative humor is.


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2020-07-14 10:17:59 AM  

Original: Original Tweet:

jeffsessions: Less than 24 hours until Election Day. 🇺🇸 #TrustSessions #TeamSessions #StandWithSessions https://t.co/YKOh8M7t2n


Top should be captioned "Is that a boot in need of licking?" then the bottom is spot the fark on.
 
2020-07-14 10:19:21 AM  

Alphax: I'm just giggling at how silly he looks.  Does he actually want people to vote for him?


Maybe his plan is that he knows on Election Day he'd stomp a mud hole into Doug Jones and walk it dry, but the other guy might not, and in order to stick it to his former boss, he's throwing away the runoff election.
 
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