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(Twitter)   Donnie's Niece and author of The Book That Shall Not Be Released, Mary Trump tweets cryptic message. Is she Q? THIS MEANS SOMETHING EXCLAMATION POINT   (twitter.com) divider line
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2020-07-13 11:24:52 PM  
Original Tweet:

 
2020-07-13 11:43:50 PM  
Who knew, a Trump I actually like.
 
2020-07-13 11:50:51 PM  
What's her Fark handle?
 
2020-07-13 11:51:40 PM  
Okay, what's her Fark handle?
 
2020-07-13 11:55:18 PM  
lol
 
2020-07-13 11:57:36 PM  
This is how you troll.

Don Jr. thinks that just throwing around personal insults makes him a "master troll", but I think he's still trying to figure this one out.
 
2020-07-14 12:06:39 AM  
Hahahahahahahahahaha
 
2020-07-14 12:17:11 AM  
Breaking: A judge has freed Mary Trump from a gag order, allowing the president's niece to speak freely about her family and promote her book. https://t.co/2lOjug1uhz
- Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) July 13, 2020
 
2020-07-14 12:33:55 AM  
No wonder Trump is trying to blackmail a senator as a distraction.

Happy Popcorn Week
 
2020-07-14 12:35:48 AM  
clearly something only the illuminati would understand.
 
2020-07-14 12:44:29 AM  
I love it!

Yeah, a Trump I might be able to stand for a few minutes at least.

So, "infrastructure week" is a joke in the wild, too, and not just on Fark? Or is Mary a Farker?

Yo, Mary! Talk to us!
 
2020-07-14 12:45:49 AM  
Reading the book now, just finished the prologue - about to start chapter 1:

Part One: The Cruelty Is the Point
 
2020-07-14 12:56:58 AM  
I just went to Amazon to look for it. The other books that pop up are piles of schlock.

The Trump Prophesies
God and Trump
Trump is better than Jesus

Ok, I made the last one up, but these people are turning that seaward into a messiah. That's pretty sick.
 
2020-07-14 1:15:03 AM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: What's her Fark handle?


This.  Isn't this a pretty Fark-centric reference?  I wouldn't know because I don't going anywhere else.
 
2020-07-14 1:31:18 AM  
Grrrr!!!! Come on, amazon! It's midnight somewhere!!!
 
2020-07-14 2:22:16 AM  
OMG, If you're here please understand that you're not alone when it comes to being from a family of loathsome swine.
 
2020-07-14 2:38:47 AM  

mrshowrules: ecmoRandomNumbers: What's her Fark handle?

This.  Isn't this a pretty Fark-centric reference?  I wouldn't know because I don't going anywhere else.


No, this is an incredibly common DC media / chattering-class joke that has filtered down into the rest of the centre-left net.

Fark hasn't had an original meme since like 2007.
 
2020-07-14 2:42:05 AM  

Harmonic Discord: Reading the book now, just finished the prologue - about to start chapter 1:

Part One: The Cruelty Is the Point


The story about the bowl of mashed potatoes is lovely.
I wonder if it's a trigger?
 
2020-07-14 3:37:20 AM  
I just downloaded it.

Time to read.
 
2020-07-14 4:42:19 AM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: I just went to Amazon to look for it. The other books that pop up are piles of schlock.

The Trump Prophesies
God and Trump
Trump is better than Jesus

Ok, I made the last one up, but these people are turning that seaward into a messiah. That's pretty sick.


Did you mean to type "seaward" or is that the autocorrect typing.

But, if you did mean to type it, what does that mean?

For the list.
 
2020-07-14 4:46:57 AM  
From the Twitter thread:
Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2020-07-14 5:06:50 AM  
Maybe it will be Aneurysm Week.
 
2020-07-14 5:07:25 AM  

Redh8t: Harmonic Discord: Reading the book now, just finished the prologue - about to start chapter 1:

Part One: The Cruelty Is the Point

The story about the bowl of mashed potatoes is lovely.
I wonder if it's a trigger?


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This means something...
 
2020-07-14 5:07:50 AM  

GreatGlavinsGhost: ecmoRandomNumbers: I just went to Amazon to look for it. The other books that pop up are piles of schlock.

The Trump Prophesies
God and Trump
Trump is better than Jesus

Ok, I made the last one up, but these people are turning that seaward into a messiah. That's pretty sick.

Did you mean to type "seaward" or is that the autocorrect typing.

But, if you did mean to type it, what does that mean?

For the list.


Seaward = C-word.
 
2020-07-14 5:13:49 AM  

GreatGlavinsGhost: ecmoRandomNumbers: I just went to Amazon to look for it. The other books that pop up are piles of schlock.

The Trump Prophesies
God and Trump
Trump is better than Jesus

Ok, I made the last one up, but these people are turning that seaward into a messiah. That's pretty sick.

Did you mean to type "seaward" or is that the autocorrect typing.

But, if you did mean to type it, what does that mean?

For the list.


Also see: Arrested Development.
 
2020-07-14 5:15:23 AM  
Anyone giving the Trump family more money by buying this book is a fool. We do not need any more scandal insanity or any further confirmation he's a terrible, evil human being. Unless she's turning in evidence on her family's decades (if not century) long involvement in organized crime, she can fark off and rot,
 
2020-07-14 5:16:20 AM  
Ok, bought the book solely on this tweet. Brilliant marketing, Mary!
 
2020-07-14 5:19:44 AM  

Wobambo: Anyone giving the Trump family more money by buying this book is a fool. We do not need any more scandal insanity or any further confirmation he's a terrible, evil human being. Unless she's turning in evidence on her family's decades (if not century) long involvement in organized crime, she can fark off and rot,


Pretty sure she already did that.
 
2020-07-14 5:20:41 AM  

GreatGlavinsGhost: ecmoRandomNumbers: I just went to Amazon to look for it. The other books that pop up are piles of schlock.

The Trump Prophesies
God and Trump
Trump is better than Jesus

Ok, I made the last one up, but these people are turning that seaward into a messiah. That's pretty sick.

Did you mean to type "seaward" or is that the autocorrect typing.

But, if you did mean to type it, what does that mean?

For the list.


I read it as "C" "word" that got autocorrected.
 
2020-07-14 5:21:35 AM  

arrogantbastich: OMG, If you're here please understand that you're not alone when it comes to being from a family of loathsome swine.


Word. 👊🏼
 
2020-07-14 5:24:06 AM  

GreatGlavinsGhost: ecmoRandomNumbers: I just went to Amazon to look for it. The other books that pop up are piles of schlock.

The Trump Prophesies
God and Trump
Trump is better than Jesus

Ok, I made the last one up, but these people are turning that seaward into a messiah. That's pretty sick.

Did you mean to type "seaward" or is that the autocorrect typing.

But, if you did mean to type it, what does that mean?

For the list.


lh3.googleusercontent.comView Full Size
 
2020-07-14 5:28:48 AM  
Just bought on my Kindle. Good night, John Boy.
 
2020-07-14 5:29:58 AM  

Exile On Beale Street: Just bought on my Kindle. Good night, John Boy.


You know how people race to orgasm? Let's see who can finish first...
 
2020-07-14 5:31:41 AM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: What's her Fark handle?


Who's the Farkette always talking about Lady boners
 
2020-07-14 5:33:44 AM  

GreatGlavinsGhost: ecmoRandomNumbers: I just went to Amazon to look for it. The other books that pop up are piles of schlock.

The Trump Prophesies
God and Trump
Trump is better than Jesus

Ok, I made the last one up, but these people are turning that seaward into a messiah. That's pretty sick.

Did you mean to type "seaward" or is that the autocorrect typing.

But, if you did mean to type it, what does that mean?

For the list.


holy crap it's early here but I made it through "numbers symbols" with some chuckles and then ONLY on hitting the start of the "A"  list section did I realize how long the list was going to be. And then the cumulative funny HIT with the nickname "Apocalypse Clown" ( don't know why that particular one)  and now I'm laying here in bed laughing while trying not to wake up Mr. DNWPG. Christ.

I don't see "wanker-in-chief" in there...surprised...we use it a lot.
 
2020-07-14 5:41:45 AM  
On page 56 of her book is some unsolicited PG-rated furry images.

Yeah, she's definitely a Farker.
 
2020-07-14 5:43:02 AM  

MattytheMouse: On page 56 of her book is some unsolicited PG-rated furry images.

Yeah, she's definitely a Farker.


Pics or it never happened.
 
2020-07-14 5:44:19 AM  

orangehat: Wobambo: Anyone giving the Trump family more money by buying this book is a fool. We do not need any more scandal insanity or any further confirmation he's a terrible, evil human being. Unless she's turning in evidence on her family's decades (if not century) long involvement in organized crime, she can fark off and rot,

Pretty sure she already did that.


If you mean turning in evidence, publishing a book at this time is not that. It's cashing in when she saw an opportunity. But you do you, chump, I'm sure it'll look good on the shelf next to Bolton's book and the ones by the other grifters.
 
2020-07-14 5:47:47 AM  

Smoking GNU: MattytheMouse: On page 56 of her book is some unsolicited PG-rated furry images.

Yeah, she's definitely a Farker.

Pics or it never happened.


Alright, here you go.
Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2020-07-14 5:53:34 AM  
The Fark is strong with this one
 
2020-07-14 5:58:00 AM  

Exile On Beale Street: Just bought on my Kindle. Good night, John Boy.


Had to share this-Mary is definitely a Farker:
Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2020-07-14 6:00:41 AM  

Wobambo: orangehat: Wobambo: Anyone giving the Trump family more money by buying this book is a fool. We do not need any more scandal insanity or any further confirmation he's a terrible, evil human being. Unless she's turning in evidence on her family's decades (if not century) long involvement in organized crime, she can fark off and rot,

Pretty sure she already did that.

If you mean turning in evidence, publishing a book at this time is not that. It's cashing in when she saw an opportunity. But you do you, chump, I'm sure it'll look good on the shelf next to Bolton's book and the ones by the other grifters.


quick everyone stop liking what this poster doesn't like.
 
2020-07-14 6:02:03 AM  

pkjun: mrshowrules: ecmoRandomNumbers: What's her Fark handle?

This.  Isn't this a pretty Fark-centric reference?  I wouldn't know because I don't going anywhere else.

No, this is an incredibly common DC media / chattering-class joke that has filtered down into the rest of the centre-left net.

Fark hasn't had an original meme since like 2007.


No original memes since 2007?

Well. that's it. Now I'm definitely on the fence about staying on Fark.
 
2020-07-14 6:07:29 AM  
This is the week where Trump distracts voters by Tweeting "Minnesota, you get $30 million, thanks to me" for battleground states, which now oddly includes Texas and Georgia
 
2020-07-14 6:13:38 AM  
"Sulu, locate the source of the signal."

"It's coming from inside the ship, Captain."
 
2020-07-14 6:15:08 AM  
It's a shame a book tour is out of the question. I would love a signed copy of her book.
 
2020-07-14 6:20:08 AM  

Wobambo: orangehat: Wobambo: Anyone giving the Trump family more money by buying this book is a fool. We do not need any more scandal insanity or any further confirmation he's a terrible, evil human being. Unless she's turning in evidence on her family's decades (if not century) long involvement in organized crime, she can fark off and rot,

Pretty sure she already did that.

If you mean turning in evidence, publishing a book at this time is not that. It's cashing in when she saw an opportunity. But you do you, chump, I'm sure it'll look good on the shelf next to Bolton's book and the ones by the other grifters.


Your "I'm not a fan of Trump, but please ignore this thing that's critical of him" concern is noted.
 
2020-07-14 6:21:33 AM  

JK8Fan: This is the week where Trump distracts voters by Tweeting "Minnesota, you get $30 million, thanks to me" for battleground states, which now oddly includes Texas and Georgia


Yeah, he's coming to Atlanta this week to brag about administratively scrapping the NEPA so builders can build faster and without all those pesky regulations.
 
2020-07-14 6:23:41 AM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: I just downloaded it.

Time to read.


At first, I thought you meant you downloaded the Tweet, and taking time to read it.

/Need moar coffee.
 
2020-07-14 6:36:35 AM  
Until the stories in this book stick to him everywhere he goes at all times, I'll only like the book at face value.
If the press wasn't always chasing a shiny new car crash and moving on it would have been over a long time ago.  This book is just a cog.
 
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