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(Slate)   "I am a single conservative woman in her 30s, was widowed at 30, and had one relationship in the interim. I do not believe in casual sex, but I'm horny all the time and can't stop thinking about sex. THIS IS TOTALLY REAL"   (slate.com) divider line
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2020-07-13 10:16:19 PM  
Hibachi Rabbit?
 
2020-07-13 10:20:48 PM  
Dear Penthouse letters...
 
2020-07-13 10:26:09 PM  
Vagina.
 
2020-07-13 10:37:50 PM  
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2020-07-13 10:51:54 PM  
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2020-07-13 11:57:23 PM  
Chaturbate
 
2020-07-14 12:42:40 AM  
A 30-something woman who is celebate? VERY believable.  That would be like a 17- year old boy who wasn't helping himself. Hed be lucky to have five min a day he wasn't fantasizing about sex
 
2020-07-14 1:02:57 AM  
"Conservative" woman?

Nah, don't want to get the 'rona, thanks.
 
2020-07-14 1:29:23 AM  
I'm lonely, but I don't need a self hating woman in my life, either.
 
2020-07-14 3:05:39 AM  

Madaynun: Hibachi Rabbit?


I don't see how grilling up a small animal on a tiny BBQ solves the issue, but I guess it can't hurt either...
 
2020-07-14 3:37:20 AM  
As Rita Rudner once said: a woman hits her sexual peak at the same age that a man discovers that he has a favourite chair - this is proof that God has a sense of humour.
 
2020-07-14 3:55:50 AM  
If she had sex more, she wouldn't be thinking about it all the time. The body wants what it wants, and if it is not getting it, it will do what it can to change things.
 
2020-07-14 4:11:50 AM  
Widows. It's a special liberation to a repressed libido. Not to judge, just an observation.
 
2020-07-14 4:42:07 AM  
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2020-07-14 5:06:12 AM  
Anybody who opens the paragraph with their political identity is not worth the time.
 
2020-07-14 5:45:43 AM  
Combine a conditioned avoidant personality with some life curveballs and this is what you get.

Lady, what you are feeling is normal, not sinful. Your body wants to reproduce itself. Whether that is a good idea may be in question, but it is what it is.

Do the one night stand.
 
2020-07-14 5:57:48 AM  
Buttplug?
 
2020-07-14 6:38:29 AM  

Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: As Rita Rudner once said: a woman hits her sexual peak at the same age that a man discovers that he has a favourite chair - this is proof that God has a sense of humour.


I had a relationship with a woman in her 30s that started when I was 18. She was pretty much perpetually horny, which worked for me, too. I don't really recall her politics.
 
2020-07-14 7:42:07 AM  
As a conservative you're unworthy of human fellowship or companionship so you better get used to it.
 
2020-07-14 10:42:35 AM  
That's the rub, though, isn't it?  Finding someone on the same emotional, mental and physical level as you for a committed long term relationship.  You could finger someone out of a crowd, but it would only do in a pinch.  What would really give you a hole in one is finding a "fixer upper" of a guy and building him into what you want.

Or farmersonly.com...your call.
 
2020-07-14 3:30:41 PM  

Jake Havechek: Buttplug?


That's as good a nickname for her as any I've heard.
 
2020-07-14 10:11:24 PM  
 
2020-07-15 2:11:13 PM  
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