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(Queerty)   Parking Lot Patty decides to park in a space for electric cars, and gets called out for it. Her reply involved coronavirus, Grindr, and at least two bored security guards   (queerty.com) divider line
    More: Weird, United States, United States Constitution, security guards approach, security guards, non-electric car, 1st Amendment, Constitution of The United States of America, electric vehicles  
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6670 clicks; posted to Main » on 14 Jul 2020 at 5:30 AM (4 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2020-07-13 9:58:54 PM  
Surprised someone didn't do this to he car:

Model X Towing a Chevy Silverado Truck out of a Supercharger Station
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2020-07-13 10:07:21 PM  
FTA: "You go on Grindr and do hookups! You show every part of your body, and you have no self-respect."

Pretty ballsy words for a tart who's showing so much shoulder.

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2020-07-13 10:19:41 PM  
Ay yi yi...
 
2020-07-13 10:30:49 PM  
What do you think her reaction would be to a Tesla parking at the petrol station pump
 
2020-07-13 10:42:05 PM  
They need to be kept on a leash and muzzled.  They have their own place to roam and play freely:
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2020-07-13 11:42:48 PM  
"You go on Grindr and do hookups!"

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"Yours goes up, mine goes up, and it will have a lot to say!"
 
2020-07-14 12:39:29 AM  

Megathuma: FTA: "You go on Grindr and do hookups! You show every part of your body, and you have no self-respect."

Pretty ballsy words for a tart who's showing so much shoulder.

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Every accusation is a confession...
 
2020-07-14 2:45:26 AM  

RolandTGunner: Megathuma: FTA: "You go on Grindr and do hookups! You show every part of your body, and you have no self-respect."

Pretty ballsy words for a tart who's showing so much shoulder.

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Every accusation is a confession...


Okay so ordinarily I'd probably be a joykill and wag my finger a bit at the implication that her homophobia is confessional but, uh...

"Oh, please," she says at the top of the video. "Take this!" Then she starts violently spanking her own butt.

...Karen agrees to move her vehicle, but not before threatening the man, "Yours goes up, mine goes up, and it will have a lot to say"


So yeah I usually reject 'jokes' about how homophobes are actually super gay, but wow this lady gives off strong angry-closeted-jealous gay-transmasc vibes. Like every single thing she says is a double entendre about being a gay man doing gay sex with gay men.
 
2020-07-14 3:42:16 AM  
2010 called and wants its horrid cold-shoulder shirt back.
 
2020-07-14 5:03:30 AM  
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2020-07-14 5:22:59 AM  
She sounds...stable...
 
2020-07-14 5:34:10 AM  
2020s girlfriend the Karen...
 
2020-07-14 5:35:04 AM  
Grinderman - No Pussy Blues (Live on Later)
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2020-07-14 5:37:14 AM  
I am living in a country full of narcs.
 
2020-07-14 5:38:29 AM  
Old and busted: an armed society is a polite society.

New hotness: Post everybody's childish tantrums on Twitter.
 
2020-07-14 5:39:36 AM  

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There are 12 year olds on Grindr now?
 
2020-07-14 5:40:58 AM  

isamudyson: Surprised someone didn't do this to he car:

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I'd have at least keyed the truck.
 
2020-07-14 5:41:48 AM  
So, who's going to gif her little spanking routine? Because I can see that little loop having a long and hilarious life in the tubes...
 
2020-07-14 5:42:08 AM  

isamudyson: Surprised someone didn't do this to he car:

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on ice
 
2020-07-14 5:53:52 AM  
Why does every one of the comments after that article say it was posted at exactly 7 minutes after the hour? 3:07 4:07 5:07 6:07  etc?

Every. Single. One.
 
2020-07-14 5:56:41 AM  
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2020-07-14 6:08:57 AM  

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Breadcrumbs.
 
2020-07-14 6:26:37 AM  

Boo_Guy: foo monkey: [Fark user image 425x566]

There are 12 year olds on Grindr now?


It's very unfortunate that tone does not come through on this format.
 
2020-07-14 6:28:45 AM  

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It's a glitch in the matrix.
 
2020-07-14 6:29:03 AM  
That explains why some 60 year old woman messaged me on Grindr the other day asking me to "do hookup."
 
2020-07-14 6:35:30 AM  
After that, she storms back to her car to get her cellphone so she can make her own video, grumbling something about "punks who think they own the world" and "do what they want."

That is, in fact, exactly the problem, you've just misidentified the 'punk' of the story as someone other than yourself.
 
2020-07-14 6:36:32 AM  
When the security guards once again try to intervene, Karen says, "He comes and tells me what I can do. He's not my boss!"
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2020-07-14 6:37:41 AM  

born_yesterday: Boo_Guy: foo monkey: [Fark user image 425x566]

There are 12 year olds on Grindr now?

It's very unfortunate that tone does not come through on this format.


God dammit!
 
2020-07-14 6:43:34 AM  

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DO NOT MAKE ME READ THE COMMENTS

I COME HERE SO I CAN READ BETTER COMMENTS
 
2020-07-14 6:46:54 AM  

I_told_you_so: I am living in a country full of narcs.


They should at lease use it for good by finding a way to dox the people that enjoy leisurely Sunday drives in the passing lane.
 
2020-07-14 6:52:13 AM  

TheYeti: I_told_you_so: I am living in a country full of narcs.

They should at lease use it for good by finding a way to dox the people that enjoy leisurely Sunday drives in the passing lane.


Lease? Least.
 
2020-07-14 7:01:32 AM  

Cythraul: That explains why some 60 year old woman messaged me on Grindr the other day asking me to "do hookup."


Sorry, that's just my fake profile to keep the creepers away.  My bad.
 
2020-07-14 7:11:54 AM  
Pull her into an office so she can fill out the "complaint forms that will get everyone fired" Mean while Karen's car is being towed.   Offer her free coupons for her time. Ask is they can mail them instead, and they can include her friends in the prizes. Tell her what a variable customer she is.  Ask her where she shops for revealing shoulder wear.

Call her phone while she is there since her info has been skillfully harvested.  Tell her that her house is surrounded by angry protesters. Hang up.  Don't let her leave since there's more processing for her free coupons.

Shrug when she discovers her can has been towed saying being understaffed means not being able to watch the parking lot and reward customers at the same time.  Give her mental health number by mistake when she asks for the corporate headquarters number.
 
2020-07-14 7:13:44 AM  

BitwiseShift: Pull her into an office so she can fill out the "complaint forms that will get everyone fired" Mean while Karen's car is being towed.   Offer her free coupons for her time. Ask is they can mail them instead, and they can include her friends in the prizes. Tell her what a variable customer she is.  Ask her where she shops for revealing shoulder wear.

Call her phone while she is there since her info has been skillfully harvested.  Tell her that her house is surrounded by angry protesters. Hang up.  Don't let her leave since there's more processing for her free coupons.

Shrug when she discovers her can has been towed saying being understaffed means not being able to watch the parking lot and reward customers at the same time.  Give her mental health number by mistake when she asks for the corporate headquarters number.


You, I like.
 
2020-07-14 7:16:54 AM  
Why do all these women seem to be clones both physically and emotionally.  Did the Stepford wives develop a software glitch and escape?
 
2020-07-14 7:36:39 AM  
on the way out she exclaimed "WIFE TO YOU AND MOTHER TO ME"

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2020-07-14 7:36:40 AM  
 
2020-07-14 7:59:18 AM  

advex101: Why do all these women seem to be clones both physically and emotionally.


Because Fark loves hurling abuse at middle-aged women with mental health problems.
 
2020-07-14 8:02:41 AM  

orbister: advex101: Why do all these women seem to be clones both physically and emotionally.

Because Fark loves hurling abuse at middle-aged women with mental health problems.


Stop using mental health as an excuse for assholes.
 
2020-07-14 8:04:01 AM  

MattytheMouse: Old and busted: an armed society is a polite society.

New hotness: Post everybody's childish tantrums on Twitter.


I'm okay with this.
 
2020-07-14 8:04:50 AM  

orbister: advex101: Why do all these women seem to be clones both physically and emotionally.

Because Fark loves hurling abuse at middle-aged women with mental health problems.


They look the same because Fark posts videos of their actions?
 
2020-07-14 8:09:37 AM  
How much you wanna bet that this woman lost her husband to Grindr hookups?
 
2020-07-14 8:10:48 AM  

Megathuma: FTA: "You go on Grindr and do hookups! You show every part of your body, and you have no self-respect."

Pretty ballsy words for a tart who's showing so much shoulder.

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That's her ass. Somebody kicked it up around her shoulders because she's an asshole. She can go smoke a turd in hell.
 
2020-07-14 8:12:45 AM  

peachpicker: How much you wanna bet that this woman lost her husband to Grindr hookups?


Who do you think has been harassing Cythraul?
 
2020-07-14 8:14:02 AM  

orbister: advex101: Why do all these women seem to be clones both physically and emotionally.

Because Fark loves hurling abuse at middle-aged women with mental health problems.


I don't know who needs to hear this, but "mental health problem" does not mean "aggressive asshole but you have to be sympathetic because they're white".
 
2020-07-14 8:20:33 AM  

orbister: advex101: Why do all these women seem to be clones both physically and emotionally.

Because Fark loves hurling abuse at middle-aged women with mental health problems.


First of all, fark off with that noise. Being an asshole isn't indicative of mental health issues, it's just being an asshole.

Second of all, trying to diagnose people's mental health status based on short video clips on the Internet is pretty goddamn low.

I hope you feel good about yourself.
 
2020-07-14 8:21:00 AM  
It's amusing that these people think that simply having their own camera and filming their ridiculous behavior from their perspective will have a magical negating effect in the court of public opinion.

"Yours goes up, mine goes up"

Lady, it's you being an asshole from two sides of the camera. Literally the same thing.
 
2020-07-14 8:22:50 AM  
I guess "bemusing" would be a better adjective than "amusing".

/pedantic
 
2020-07-14 8:28:10 AM  

thorpe: It's not a law! It's not a law!


OH SNAP!
 
2020-07-14 8:30:30 AM  
I particularly enjoyed her saying she couldn't see.  Can't see?  Perhaps you shouldn't be driving at all then.
 
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