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(Daily Mail)   German Special forces and helicopters are deployed in a huge manhunt for camouflage-wearing, bow and arrow-wielding maniac who overpowered four cops and went on the run in forest   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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2020-07-13 2:16:39 PM  
Short list of suspects: Rambo, Predator, Robin Hood.
 
2020-07-13 2:18:39 PM  

Lambskincoat: Short list of suspects: Rambo, Predator, Robin Hood.


Add Ted Nugent to the list.
 
2020-07-13 2:19:03 PM  
Steve McQueen?
 
2020-07-13 2:20:27 PM  
You just kept pushin'.  You want a war?  I'll give you a war you won't believe.
 
2020-07-13 2:25:07 PM  
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der Verdächtige
 
2020-07-13 2:31:28 PM  
THEY DREW FIRST BLOOD!!!
 
2020-07-13 2:33:07 PM  
Oh I love this movie don't change the channel.
 
2020-07-13 2:38:33 PM  
I just wanted to pause and reflect on how Brian Dennehy was absolutely brilliant was as one of the most underrated film villains of all time.
 
2020-07-13 2:39:13 PM  

farkingismybusiness: THEY DREW FIRST BLOOD!!!


DREW DRANK FIRST BEER
 
2020-07-13 2:39:54 PM  

The Googles Do Nothing: Lambskincoat: Short list of suspects: Rambo, Predator, Robin Hood.

Add Ted Nugent to the list.


Did they check for zip lines because we haven't seen this guy for a while:

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2020-07-13 2:42:04 PM  
This is just like Budapest.
 
2020-07-13 2:51:31 PM  
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2020-07-13 3:08:14 PM  
Hey, Hanna.
 
2020-07-13 3:08:18 PM  

Nabb1: I just wanted to pause and reflect on how Brian Dennehy was absolutely brilliant was as one of the most underrated film villains of all time.


Played a pretty good alien.
 
2020-07-13 3:08:23 PM  
Hana? Is that you?   Call your dad, he's looking for you!
 
2020-07-13 3:10:12 PM  
Good to see a local boy making the big time.
 
2020-07-13 3:11:27 PM  
Murdoch, I'm coming for you.
 
2020-07-13 3:12:08 PM  
Ha ha ha ha.  Let me show you it's features!
 
2020-07-13 3:12:54 PM  

Lambskincoat: Short list of suspects: Rambo, Predator, Robin Hood.


Joerg Sprave.....
 
2020-07-13 3:13:29 PM  

Lambskincoat: Short list of suspects: Rambo, Predator, Robin Hood.


Joerg Sparve

https://www.youtube.com/user/JoergSpr​a​ve
 
2020-07-13 3:14:59 PM  

dittybopper: Lambskincoat: Short list of suspects: Rambo, Predator, Robin Hood.

Joerg Sprave.....


*shakes tiny fist.
 
2020-07-13 3:15:36 PM  
AND MY AXE
 
2020-07-13 3:15:58 PM  
Mockingjay
 
2020-07-13 3:17:44 PM  
This will be fun.

If it goes longer is will be great television.

But not too long.
 
2020-07-13 3:17:53 PM  

gameshowhost: AND MY AXE


no body spray can save you now
 
2020-07-13 3:18:03 PM  
Is that Ola Englund's cousin or do all Teutons just look the same?

It can chug bro, it's ok.
 
2020-07-13 3:18:06 PM  
Sie zogen das erste Blut!
 
2020-07-13 3:18:33 PM  
One hundred officers are combing the forest.

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2020-07-13 3:19:01 PM  
"bow and arrow-wielding maniac who overpowered four cops"

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2020-07-13 3:19:31 PM  

Nadie_AZ: This is just like Budapest.


You and I remember Budapest very differently.
 
2020-07-13 3:19:56 PM  

Nabb1: I just wanted to pause and reflect on how Brian Dennehy was absolutely brilliant was as one of the most underrated film villains of all time.


The teamster on the 30 Rock episode "Sandwich Day"?
 
2020-07-13 3:20:45 PM  
Cupid on Hydroxychloroquine.
 
2020-07-13 3:21:25 PM  
They would have had better luck with him if they had had less restrictive use of force doctrine. ;)
 
2020-07-13 3:21:36 PM  
You can actually dodge arrows if you see them coming from more than 50 paces. And even then, its really not as much damage as you would think. Proper medical care will save you unless it hits a vital organ or an artery
 
2020-07-13 3:21:43 PM  

The Googles Do Nothing: Lambskincoat: Short list of suspects: Rambo, Predator, Robin Hood.

Add Ted Nugent to the list.


Hah, good one.  The Nuge would poop his pants and cry like a baby if that happened to him.
 
2020-07-13 3:22:08 PM  
Is it me or did that article not explain in any way why he's considered a maniac? I mean, he was just hanging out in a hut in the forest not bothering anyone. Guessing it's only because he made the cops look like chumps.
 
2020-07-13 3:22:31 PM  

PartTimeBuddha: gameshowhost: AND MY AXE

no body spray can save you now


not even the new 'durian-cranberry' scent?
 
2020-07-13 3:23:01 PM  
Germany, owns a bow, buch of lame tac gear; probably was an airsoft gun. Now he has real guns and a bow. Nice work German PD, USA 94 shots would have been fired, 15 hitting the guy.
 
2020-07-13 3:23:59 PM  
Hunger Games cosplayer?
 
2020-07-13 3:27:03 PM  

lifeslammer: You can actually dodge arrows if you see them coming from more than 50 paces. And even then, its really not as much damage as you would think. Proper medical care will save you unless it hits a vital organ or an artery


The problem is hearing them.  If someone 50 yards away is shooting at you, and you're not looking at them, you're not going to know you're being shot at, perhaps not even after several shots.

Anyone who has missed a deer with an arrow and got a second shot understands that.
 
2020-07-13 3:28:02 PM  

justanotherfarkinfarker: Germany, owns a bow, buch of lame tac gear; probably was an airsoft gun. Now he has real guns and a bow. Nice work German PD, USA 94 shots would have been fired, 15 hitting the guy.


In the US the cops would have been sniped from a mile away and the criminal wouldn't have been interested in the cops guns because his are better.
 
2020-07-13 3:28:16 PM  
I'm glad I'm not the only one that thought of Jorg. haha
 
2020-07-13 3:30:13 PM  

Wobambo: Is it me or did that article not explain in any way why he's considered a maniac? I mean, he was just hanging out in a hut in the forest not bothering anyone. Guessing it's only because he made the cops look like chumps.


Dude has a secret lair, weapons, and speaks German.  Obviously, he's a super villain.
 
2020-07-13 3:31:37 PM  

lifeslammer: And even then, its really not as much damage as you would think.


I know an ER nurse who saw a guy come in who was alert and talking with a practice bolt stuck in his heart. Don't drink and arrow.

Hunting broadhead I'd rather not get hit with
 
2020-07-13 3:32:18 PM  

SumoJeb: I'm glad I'm not the only one that thought of Jorg. haha


I feel sorry for his wife.  He likes slapping those breast-shaped pieces of ballistic gelatin.
 
2020-07-13 3:32:43 PM  
Was it this guy?

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2020-07-13 3:32:56 PM  

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der Verdächtige


Wo ist er? Und wann?
 
2020-07-13 3:32:57 PM  
So he could afford guns and combat gear but couldn't pay his rent?

Wait, are you sure he isn't American?
 
2020-07-13 3:33:41 PM  
A good supply of body bags.
 
2020-07-13 3:35:33 PM  

NephilimNexus: So he could afford guns and combat gear but couldn't pay his rent?

Wait, are you sure he isn't American?


At least he'd qualify for instant citizenship. I don't think Germany would have a problem with that either.
 
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