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(NBC Sports)   🎵Come to Old Trafford. Don't let it wait. Just with nobody lined up at the gates. Would you hope to laugh with the Devils or cry with the Saints? In Manchester, it's much more fun. And only the EPL has one🎵 Kickoff is at 3:00 pm ET   (soccer.nbcsports.com) divider line
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2020-07-13 10:06:09 AM  
Clever headline, subby
 
2020-07-13 11:45:32 AM  
With LC faltering (OK, completely imploding) yesterday, now is the time for Man U to make a move to the top 4.

Go Man U!
 
2020-07-13 1:54:44 PM  

HugeMistake: Clever headline, subby


I thought it was okay for a MNF match thread.
 
2020-07-13 2:32:45 PM  
I'm kinda rooting for SHAM to take away points from the top 7, but if MANU win, I hope they keep up their highly entertaining form. They've been a joy to watch for the first time since Fergie.
 
2020-07-13 2:35:02 PM  
I'm staring into the FFPL abyss and my only hope for salvation is Man. United
 
2020-07-13 2:35:18 PM  

medius: I'm kinda rooting for SHAM to take away points from the top 7, but if MANU win, I hope they keep up their highly entertaining form. They've been a joy to watch for the first time since Fergie.


I was highly entertained watching LVG diving.
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2020-07-13 2:42:00 PM  
Meanwood Grayson was the best Robin.
 
2020-07-13 2:43:38 PM  
Oxford and Wycombe currently scoreless at Wembley in the League One playoff final.

Last time Oxford played in the second tier in 1998-99, the second tier was called the Football League Division One, they were playing in Headington at the Manor Ground, everyone still called them Oxford United, and I was living a few blocks away from their ground.  Good times those.
 
2020-07-13 2:45:45 PM  
I've got yer Peacock, right 'ere, NBCSN.
 
2020-07-13 2:48:24 PM  
Sugar Free Pepsi is the perfect sponsor for online fan reactions -- virtual enjoyment brought to you by a product devoid of any substance.
 
2020-07-13 2:50:19 PM  

medius: I've got yer Peacock, right 'ere, NBCSN.


Pretty much how I feel too.
 
2020-07-13 3:01:04 PM  
you don't realize how much of an echo-dampener people are until they're gone
 
2020-07-13 3:01:25 PM  
Fark Wycombe.
 
2020-07-13 3:09:28 PM  

whither_apophis: you don't realize how much of an echo-dampener people are until they're gone


I learned that a few days ago watching The Death of Stalin on Netflix. It makes sense if you've seen it.

In other news, my 3pm meeting canceled at the last minute, so I get to see the first half hour before I have to put it back on mute.
 
2020-07-13 3:10:18 PM  
walker peters!

hope he does well
 
2020-07-13 3:11:34 PM  
Denied!
 
2020-07-13 3:11:37 PM  
Greenwood would have finished that.
 
2020-07-13 3:13:27 PM  
SHAM!
 
2020-07-13 3:13:57 PM  
boom 0-1

highway robbery set that up
 
2020-07-13 3:14:07 PM  
United look like they are jogging through their warmup. I hope it doesn't take conceding an early goal to wake them up
 
2020-07-13 3:14:13 PM  
Huge stop by McCarthy

And then Armstrong intercepts and scores for the Saints.
 
2020-07-13 3:14:25 PM  

HugeMistake: United look like they are jogging through their warmup. I hope it doesn't take conceding an early goal to wake them up


Ah, crap.
 
2020-07-13 3:14:54 PM  

HugeMistake: United look like they are jogging through their warmup. I hope it doesn't take conceding an early goal to wake them up


and speak of the red devil...
 
2020-07-13 3:14:58 PM  

HugeMistake: United look like they are jogging through their warmup. I hope it doesn't take conceding an early goal to wake them up


this didn't age well
 
2020-07-13 3:15:19 PM  
Turnovers will kill you every time.
Southampton capitalizes on it.
0-1
 
2020-07-13 3:15:31 PM  

HugeMistake: HugeMistake: United look like they are jogging through their warmup. I hope it doesn't take conceding an early goal to wake them up

Ah, crap.


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2020-07-13 3:16:30 PM  

whither_apophis: HugeMistake: United look like they are jogging through their warmup. I hope it doesn't take conceding an early goal to wake them up

this didn't age well


I've made a huge mistake.
 
2020-07-13 3:17:23 PM  
And that lead did not last long.
 
2020-07-13 3:17:38 PM  
Rashford offside, with a nice finish though.
 
2020-07-13 3:17:54 PM  
Oddside
 
2020-07-13 3:21:09 PM  
Pogba with another bad turnover near midfield.
 
2020-07-13 3:21:54 PM  
that time Rashers is onside and gets all the sausage 1-1
 
2020-07-13 3:21:54 PM  
Good afternoon Maddites.

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106F. The blazing sun did burn off most of the humidity, so there's that.

UPS delivered the cooling mat, kitty medical supplies and 'rona masks Forlornhope shipped two weeks ago. Thank you! Larry didn't waste anytime finding his comfy zone. I ordered another mat just like this one to keep on top of the ice chest for quick changeout when the other gets too hot. This will provide six hours a day of continuous cooling for my kids. Heck, I might buy a couple more for myself.
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I'm not sure how Taylor is doing. Some days she seems better and other days not so much. I'm still having to hand feed her because I can't tell if she's eating anything out of the bowl. Although she is drinking some water. And her voice seems to be coming back. She had cat laryngitis since we got here, and now she can get out something like a meow.

When I got up this morning, made my coffee and fed and watered them as usual she climbed up in the tree and just meowed at me. She's never done that before. And she has thies green ooze coming out of her eyes I have to clean every day. She looks and smells horrible, not grooming herself at all. She leaves the camp just after sunrise and doesn't come back until dusk. So I took her over to the neighbor's garden hose and gave her a nice bath. She complained a little, but nothing like the one time I tried to give her a flea bath years ago.  Poor baby.
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So I measured and cut six of the 30 studs needed to complete the two walls I added Saturday and Sunday. There's some miscellaneous blocking and bracing before starting on the roof. It's too farking hot. Not much is going to get done on a daily basis like this.
 
2020-07-13 3:22:02 PM  
now taht one counts 1-1
 
2020-07-13 3:23:01 PM  
Rashford scores easily after Martial fed him.
 
2020-07-13 3:23:26 PM  
Pogba to Martial to Rashford. Lovely.
 
2020-07-13 3:23:39 PM  
Taylor Mental:

I think you are in the wrong thread, mate.
 
2020-07-13 3:24:29 PM  
Now, United are awake
 
2020-07-13 3:24:49 PM  
Martial makes up for his earlier snuffed chance with a monster strike.
 
2020-07-13 3:25:01 PM  
boom2
2-1
 
2020-07-13 3:25:07 PM  
Wow, what a strike
 
2020-07-13 3:26:01 PM  

harleyquinnical: Taylor Mental:

I think you are in the wrong thread, mate.


I enjoyed it anyway.
 
2020-07-13 3:26:06 PM  

harleyquinnical: Now, United are awake


Very awake as they take the lead.
Martial gets the ball on the wing, cuts in a hits upper v on the near post.
2-1
 
2020-07-13 3:27:01 PM  
Great time to score, just before the end of the first quarter.
 
2020-07-13 3:28:30 PM  

HugeMistake: harleyquinnical: Taylor Mental:

I think you are in the wrong thread, mate.

I enjoyed it anyway.


reminds me, I haven't posted footie in last post in forever, or [genuine] non sequiturs in here, either
 
2020-07-13 3:34:31 PM  
Martialooney?
 
2020-07-13 3:34:43 PM  

whither_apophis: I'm staring into the FFPL abyss and my only hope for salvation is Man. United


I banked ManU, so of course this will be the week they will shiat the bed and draw or lose.  Although, so far so good.
 
2020-07-13 3:37:49 PM  
got some nibbles on the penis thread

no real meaty bites

but some little back and forth that keeps me coming

back
 
2020-07-13 3:39:10 PM  

harleyquinnical: Taylor Mental:

I think you are in the wrong thread, mate.


Oh snap. I really should buy new glasses. Sorry about that.
 
2020-07-13 3:40:20 PM  

Taylor Mental: harleyquinnical: Taylor Mental:

I think you are in the wrong thread, mate.

Oh snap. I really should buy new glasses. Sorry about that.


no worries, hope the kitty gets better
 
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