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(The New York Times)   Here's a horrific question: What would Trump do in a second term?   (nytimes.com) divider line
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2020-07-13 7:59:48 AM  
Work on getting a third term.
Or just eliminate elections.
 
2020-07-13 8:32:11 AM  
*thinks about it*

Ow!  My liver!
 
2020-07-13 8:47:13 AM  
Annex the Sudetenland.
 
2020-07-13 8:55:52 AM  
He would do nothing and we would be expected to like it.
 
2020-07-13 8:59:04 AM  
Use twitter to confuse his enemies and allies alike.
 
2020-07-13 9:04:57 AM  
Golf
 
2020-07-13 9:20:11 AM  
Get assassinated.
 
2020-07-13 9:20:23 AM  
Trump losing will be like firefighters arriving quickly enough to extinguish a townhouse fire but leaving extensive damage with maybe just the supporting beams being salvageable.  Trump winning means the whole block is on fire and everything will need to be bulldozed, but since it'll then be a blighted neighborhood it would be questionable if it was even worth bulldozing.
 
2020-07-13 9:33:09 AM  
Really play to his base for a change that's for sure.
 
2020-07-13 9:33:45 AM  
Punish more Americans, starting with the never Trumpers, next the Democrats, next minorities.
 
2020-07-13 9:33:48 AM  

AsparagusFTW: Golf


That was first term.

"More golf" is second term.
 
2020-07-13 9:34:21 AM  
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2020-07-13 9:34:32 AM  
Lie
Steal
elevate cronies
exonerate and pardon criminal associates
golf

...and muthaf*ckin' KFC, peons.
 
2020-07-13 9:34:38 AM  
Kill even more Americans.
 
2020-07-13 9:35:32 AM  
I wish I could promise that Europe will accept refugees, but you've got the virus and besides we have our own lunatics voting for crazy.
 
2020-07-13 9:35:38 AM  
I'm going with Kate McKinnon on this one.
 
2020-07-13 9:35:47 AM  
More crimes.
 
2020-07-13 9:36:44 AM  
Die in office, hopefully.
 
2020-07-13 9:37:08 AM  
Continue purging the party of Never Trumpers.
Continue to appease Russia, Saudi Arabia, and China.
Continue to treat the free press as traitors.
Punish anyone who tells the truth about him.
Reward anyone who lies for him.
Lay the groundwork for Ivanka.
 
2020-07-13 9:37:17 AM  
Build a new wall to keep Americans in.
 
2020-07-13 9:37:27 AM  

xanadian: *thinks about it*

Ow!  My liver!


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2020-07-13 9:37:35 AM  
Gee,
I wonder why Trump is stockpiling lethal injection drugs instead of concerning himself with the pandemic?
 
2020-07-13 9:37:44 AM  

Munden: Trump losing will be like firefighters arriving quickly enough to extinguish a townhouse fire but leaving extensive damage with maybe just the supporting beams being salvageable.  Trump winning means the whole block is on fire and everything will need to be bulldozed, but since it'll then be a blighted neighborhood it would be questionable if it was even worth bulldozing.


also, 2Scoops* would use some of those Israeli Attack Bulldozers to do it. and get a photo op behind the wheel of one of them.
 
2020-07-13 9:38:31 AM  
4 more years of whatever the fark he wanted to do.
 
2020-07-13 9:38:38 AM  
Finish the work of turning us into a vassal state of Russia.
 
2020-07-13 9:39:01 AM  
Wait. Hasn't it been two or three terms already? I've seriously lost track of time.
 
2020-07-13 9:40:09 AM  
I'm guessing he'd finally transition to being presidential.
 
2020-07-13 9:40:43 AM  

kbronsito: Wait. Hasn't it been two or three terms already? I've seriously lost track of time.


My liver feels like it's been about 4....terms.
 
2020-07-13 9:41:41 AM  
Depends on the composition of Congress, really.
 
2020-07-13 9:41:45 AM  

HoodRich White Man: I'm guessing he'd finally transition to being presidential.


The pivot!!!
 
2020-07-13 9:41:49 AM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Annex the Sudetenland.


Annex the Sudetenland Ontario
 
2020-07-13 9:42:09 AM  
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2020-07-13 9:42:14 AM  

kbronsito: Wait. Hasn't it been two or three terms already? I've seriously lost track of time.


It's like a pregnancy.... hes been "incompetentantly leading for two"
 
2020-07-13 9:42:44 AM  
Executive order: All chicks have to have boob and bleach jobs.
 
2020-07-13 9:43:00 AM  
Invade Greenland.
 
2020-07-13 9:44:18 AM  
Stroke out and enter a permanent vegetative state, which his sycophants will desperately try to cover up.
 
2020-07-13 9:45:03 AM  
Pretty sure that's when he makes his horse a senator, fiddles during a major conflagration, lines a major highway with his "enemies" being crucified, and when that's all accomplished, he'll do something excessive.
 
2020-07-13 9:45:37 AM  
Doesn't matter because we wouldn't live long enough to find out the result.
 
2020-07-13 9:45:55 AM  
Stay out of jail. That's all he wants to do.  Maybe just put Pence in immediately in exchange for an unconditional pardon, the Nixon two step.
 
2020-07-13 9:46:18 AM  
The Dark Carnival will come to town. That's right, Juggalos everywhere. Your choice, America.
 
2020-07-13 9:46:26 AM  
Release pee tapes, shoot somebody on 5th Avenue, and strengthen his evangelical base.
 
2020-07-13 9:46:47 AM  

gopher321: Get assassinated.


Thank god no one ever searches the interwebs for clues if/when a crime occurs.
 
2020-07-13 9:47:07 AM  

Outshined_One: Stroke out and enter a permanent vegetative state, which his sycophants will desperately try to cover up.


So, Reagan 2 Electric Boogaloo, then?
 
2020-07-13 9:47:12 AM  
Maybe not so horrific as if he doesn't win reelection.

Biden may be knee deep in corpses by January 20, after Trump reveals he has been secretly and  single handedly fighting a civil war and decided that a scorched earth policy would trail his retreat.   For the last 2 1/2 months he would have been withholding all medical supplies, funding, and care for victims of the virus, all the federal staff fired.

An evil fleeing army always kills and maims civilians to keep the victors from advancing too quickly.

Hitler was also fed up with the German people for not supporting him, and said they didn't deserve his leadership and they could all go to hell or Russia.
 
2020-07-13 9:47:51 AM  
Golf.

Eat hamberders.

Pardon the rest of the convicted criminals he knows personally.
 
2020-07-13 9:47:57 AM  
Continue to spread misinformation, a few more hundred thousand will die of COVID related issues, and further isolate us from the rest of the world, that'll be president plagues next 4 years

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2020-07-13 9:49:26 AM  
Build the wall
Get Mexico to pay for it
Beat Covid-19
Oversee the best economy in American history
Finally show us his taxes
Win the trade war with China
Highest approval rating of any president
Earn the respect of leaders all over the world

Oh wait.  That's the list of things he has no chance in hell of ever doing.
 
2020-07-13 9:49:41 AM  
What has he done with his first term? I mean outside of rolling back everything Obama did that he can reach what has his administration done?

Most of what has happened has been from trump's failure of leadership. From hurricanes to covid he has done effectively nothing outside of complaining on twitter about how unfair everyone is to him.

Trump has no policies objectives because he has no intrest in being president of the United states. He is president of trump and some of the red states if they kneel before his greatness often enough. His only interest is in grift as much money as he can, attacking his enemies with impunity, and keep out of reach of the state attorney generals.

Trump is the perfect Republican, he is destruction personified and to expect him to build anything is foolish.
 
2020-07-13 9:50:51 AM  
According to Revelations 13:5 we only have a few weeks left to see what happens
 
2020-07-13 9:51:17 AM  
Nothing but work on his handicap (and we all know just how farking handicapped he is.)
 
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