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2020-07-13 2:21:35 AM  
"one played folk songs on a violin in the street"

These protests have too much sex and violins.

/Read it out loud.
//Yeah, it was a stretch.
 
2020-07-13 3:43:18 AM  
Well, one, Germany has a functioning government, and a leader who is more emotionally mature than a five year old, so they have nearly zero cases per day.

Two, Germany doesn't have a group of far right social conservatives (AfD is bad enough, thanks, before anyone points that out) that would be aghast at legal prostitution.

CSB: Mrs. Title Sequence and I were watching an episode of Marie's Mind for Murder where Marie goes to a brothel while investigating a murder and as Marie is Polizei, Mrs. Title Sequence was wondering when they were going to just arrest everyone. I told her prostitution and brothels are legal in Germany and nobody cares.

Now if Germany would legalize marijuana.
 
2020-07-13 4:42:06 AM  
Danke schön
 
2020-07-13 4:57:23 AM  
fark us we need your help!
 
2020-07-13 4:57:44 AM  

Visual Howlaround Title Sequence: Well, one, Germany has a functioning government, and a leader who is more emotionally mature than a five year old, so they have nearly zero cases per day.

Two, Germany doesn't have a group of far right social conservatives (AfD is bad enough, thanks, before anyone points that out) that would be aghast at legal prostitution.

CSB: Mrs. Title Sequence and I were watching an episode of Marie's Mind for Murder where Marie goes to a brothel while investigating a murder and as Marie is Polizei, Mrs. Title Sequence was wondering when they were going to just arrest everyone. I told her prostitution and brothels are legal in Germany and nobody cares.

Now if Germany would legalize marijuana.


To be fair, legalizing it had a lot of downsides, too, as it makes it more difficult to tackle human trafficking. Sure, prostitutes can get health coverage, pay in money for the pension and stuff, but it also gives pimps the chance to hide the shady parts of their business behind the veneer of legality.
 
2020-07-13 5:05:42 AM  
Let's hope they don't become super spreaders.
 
2020-07-13 5:06:50 AM  

Paddy: Visual Howlaround Title Sequence: Well, one, Germany has a functioning government, and a leader who is more emotionally mature than a five year old, so they have nearly zero cases per day.

Two, Germany doesn't have a group of far right social conservatives (AfD is bad enough, thanks, before anyone points that out) that would be aghast at legal prostitution.

CSB: Mrs. Title Sequence and I were watching an episode of Marie's Mind for Murder where Marie goes to a brothel while investigating a murder and as Marie is Polizei, Mrs. Title Sequence was wondering when they were going to just arrest everyone. I told her prostitution and brothels are legal in Germany and nobody cares.

Now if Germany would legalize marijuana.

To be fair, legalizing it had a lot of downsides, too, as it makes it more difficult to tackle human trafficking. Sure, prostitutes can get health coverage, pay in money for the pension and stuff, but it also gives pimps the chance to hide the shady parts of their business behind the veneer of legality.


How does legalising it lead to more trafficking? When it's underground it's a lot more difficult to track. Here in Ireland they changed the laws to hold the punters legally responsible, and it has led to an increase in trafficking.
 
2020-07-13 5:07:13 AM  

Paddy: Visual Howlaround Title Sequence: Well, one, Germany has a functioning government, and a leader who is more emotionally mature than a five year old, so they have nearly zero cases per day.

Two, Germany doesn't have a group of far right social conservatives (AfD is bad enough, thanks, before anyone points that out) that would be aghast at legal prostitution.

CSB: Mrs. Title Sequence and I were watching an episode of Marie's Mind for Murder where Marie goes to a brothel while investigating a murder and as Marie is Polizei, Mrs. Title Sequence was wondering when they were going to just arrest everyone. I told her prostitution and brothels are legal in Germany and nobody cares.

Now if Germany would legalize marijuana.

To be fair, legalizing it had a lot of downsides, too, as it makes it more difficult to tackle human trafficking. Sure, prostitutes can get health coverage, pay in money for the pension and stuff, but it also gives pimps the chance to hide the shady parts of their business behind the veneer of legality.


What pimps?

The main benefit of legalizing prostitution is that the prostitutes can work for their own enrichment, not that of some Russian asshole in a track suit.
 
2020-07-13 5:11:32 AM  
Prostitutes never did give a f*ck
 
2020-07-13 5:11:39 AM  
hmmm.. ich bin gerade so geil jetzt
 
2020-07-13 5:24:52 AM  

derpes_simplex: Prostitutes never did give a f*ck


Jokes like that leave marks... :)
 
2020-07-13 5:27:02 AM  
What pimps?


Here pimps
Assuming that prostitutes embrace (no pun intended) the career on their own volition is both naïve and unfashionably macho.
 
2020-07-13 5:42:20 AM  

I have an account now: What pimps?


Here pimps
Assuming that prostitutes embrace (no pun intended) the career on their own volition is both naïve and unfashionably macho.


Good article. Thank you.
 
2020-07-13 5:45:53 AM  

Paddy: Visual Howlaround Title Sequence: Well, one, Germany has a functioning government, and a leader who is more emotionally mature than a five year old, so they have nearly zero cases per day.

Two, Germany doesn't have a group of far right social conservatives (AfD is bad enough, thanks, before anyone points that out) that would be aghast at legal prostitution.

CSB: Mrs. Title Sequence and I were watching an episode of Marie's Mind for Murder where Marie goes to a brothel while investigating a murder and as Marie is Polizei, Mrs. Title Sequence was wondering when they were going to just arrest everyone. I told her prostitution and brothels are legal in Germany and nobody cares.

Now if Germany would legalize marijuana.

To be fair, legalizing it had a lot of downsides, too, as it makes it more difficult to tackle human trafficking. Sure, prostitutes can get health coverage, pay in money for the pension and stuff, but it also gives pimps the chance to hide the shady parts of their business behind the veneer of legality.


Yeah, concern about girls being trafficked or otherwise forced into it is one of the reasons why I've never gone to a prostitute

/ Prostitution is legal here, even if brothels - and I think being a pimp..? - are not
 
2020-07-13 5:48:41 AM  
Pimpin Ain't Easy people.  Remember that...
 
2020-07-13 5:53:23 AM  
Das Pokenpu$$y is my all girl electric violin polka band.
 
2020-07-13 5:56:30 AM  
Well they are used to curbside pickup.
 
2020-07-13 6:09:08 AM  
When the Hamburg Hookers are back in business, the Wieners will be standing at attention.
 
2020-07-13 6:09:24 AM  
That's one thing (come to think of it), that I haven't seen any porn sites where they're using masks.  Or at least, I haven't heard of any that is.
 
2020-07-13 6:09:59 AM  

UncleDirtNap: Well they are used to curbside pickup.


This should have been the headline.
 
2020-07-13 6:16:27 AM  

Paddy: Visual Howlaround Title Sequence: Well, one, Germany has a functioning government, and a leader who is more emotionally mature than a five year old, so they have nearly zero cases per day.

Two, Germany doesn't have a group of far right social conservatives (AfD is bad enough, thanks, before anyone points that out) that would be aghast at legal prostitution.

CSB: Mrs. Title Sequence and I were watching an episode of Marie's Mind for Murder where Marie goes to a brothel while investigating a murder and as Marie is Polizei, Mrs. Title Sequence was wondering when they were going to just arrest everyone. I told her prostitution and brothels are legal in Germany and nobody cares.

Now if Germany would legalize marijuana.

To be fair, legalizing it had a lot of downsides, too, as it makes it more difficult to tackle human trafficking. Sure, prostitutes can get health coverage, pay in money for the pension and stuff, but it also gives pimps the chance to hide the shady parts of their business behind the veneer of legality.


It's strange that it would make identifying traffic victims more difficult. You'd think with legalization would come federal licensing that requires positive identification, STD/STI testing and whatever else. But at the very least, identification.
 
2020-07-13 6:24:50 AM  
Supergeil!
 
2020-07-13 6:36:12 AM  

LeroyBourne: That's one thing (come to think of it), that I haven't seen any porn sites where they're using masks.  Or at least, I haven't heard of any that is.


I have definitely seen masked porn performers pop up.
 
2020-07-13 6:44:01 AM  
Not sure how I feel about sex with a Hamburger.
 
2020-07-13 6:45:49 AM  
TFA: It said brothels could easily incorporate pandemic safety measures [..] including[..] recording visitors' contact details.

I'm sure that's going to be popular..
 
2020-07-13 6:55:22 AM  
Prostitution shouldn't be a problem as long as they maintain a distance of 2m from the clients at all times.
 
2020-07-13 7:06:17 AM  
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Lol WUT???
I don't know of any Massage Therapists, Cosmetic Girls at Sephora, Dancers or Contact Sports that (legally) requires to have one person repeatedly enter and exit another person until an exchange of Bodily Fluids occurs for money.
So I'd say there is a higher chance of infection, but then again I've never had a German Prostitute so maybe they do things differently there.
 
2020-07-13 7:13:10 AM  

TotallyRealNotFake: [Fark user image 425x224]

Lol WUT???
I don't know of any Massage Therapists, Cosmetic Girls at Sephora, Dancers or Contact Sports that (legally) requires to have one person repeatedly enter and exit another person until an exchange of Bodily Fluids occurs for money.
So I'd say there is a higher chance of infection, but then again I've never had a German Prostitute so maybe they do things differently there.


If it is anything like German porn, there is a lot of exchange bodily fluids. Including bodily fluids you never even knew you had.
 
2020-07-13 7:14:06 AM  

Tom Marvolo Bombadil: Not sure how I feel about sex with a Hamburger.


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2020-07-13 7:18:05 AM  
 
2020-07-13 7:43:08 AM  
Good, my mom needed to get back to work.
 
2020-07-13 7:44:00 AM  
I doctor I know does heath checks on local sex workers.  He claims they have less STI/STD than average for people who live in the trendy parts of town.  Workers are required to be licensed which required ID checks and a heath checks.  A former member of our state parliament was a sex worker.  She has been getting some of the loopholes closed that allow workers to get abused.
 
2020-07-13 8:15:13 AM  
I'm not sure in Germany that some of the acts off the menu actually could be defined as human interaction. So - why not?
 
2020-07-13 8:49:12 AM  
Mmmmmmmm, hamburger.
 
2020-07-13 8:51:31 AM  

Cormee: Paddy: Visual Howlaround Title Sequence: Well, one, Germany has a functioning government, and a leader who is more emotionally mature than a five year old, so they have nearly zero cases per day.

Two, Germany doesn't have a group of far right social conservatives (AfD is bad enough, thanks, before anyone points that out) that would be aghast at legal prostitution.

CSB: Mrs. Title Sequence and I were watching an episode of Marie's Mind for Murder where Marie goes to a brothel while investigating a murder and as Marie is Polizei, Mrs. Title Sequence was wondering when they were going to just arrest everyone. I told her prostitution and brothels are legal in Germany and nobody cares.

Now if Germany would legalize marijuana.

To be fair, legalizing it had a lot of downsides, too, as it makes it more difficult to tackle human trafficking. Sure, prostitutes can get health coverage, pay in money for the pension and stuff, but it also gives pimps the chance to hide the shady parts of their business behind the veneer of legality.

How does legalising it lead to more trafficking? When it's underground it's a lot more difficult to track. Here in Ireland they changed the laws to hold the punters legally responsible, and it has led to an increase in trafficking.


Here's a meta study on the topic: https://www.sciencedirect.com/​science/​article/pii/S0305750X12001453
 
2020-07-13 8:59:13 AM  
Is a brothel and a soup kitchen the same thing?
 
2020-07-13 9:09:19 AM  
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2020-07-13 9:25:50 AM  
I spent a U.S. Army year in Germany back in the early 1970's.  Upon arrival, I was immediately impressed by the beauty and sexual assertiveness of German women generally (compared to American women at the time).  A friend of mine took me to Stuttgart where we toured away the day.  There was a cathouse that was kind of huge.  I think it was five or six stories tall and was much like a college dorm with rooms up and down a bunch of hallways.  It was very clean, well lit, and tastefully decorated.  My friend claimed to be a good customer and seemed very familiar with the place.  The front hall madame seemed to know him and waved us right on into the place.  We took a walk around.  Some room doors were open, some were closed.  Inside the open doors were all sorts of options from older women to freaking hotties.  There was one room with blonde twins.  I was never a customer....I enjoyed the local hottie sex enthusiasts instead, However, the cathouse was an interesting option.
 
2020-07-13 9:42:33 AM  
Our local truck stop never closed. Freedom ftw!
 
2020-07-13 9:56:04 AM  
Geez, maybe crisis fatigue is real. Look at those people on top of each other. At least they are using protection.
 
2020-07-13 10:05:42 AM  

NotCodger: These protests have too much sex and violins.


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2020-07-13 10:48:52 AM  
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2020-07-13 11:38:58 AM  
Thousands of German wives want them back to work too. Tired of dealing with hubbies urges.
 
2020-07-13 2:46:48 PM  

TotallyRealNotFake: maybe they do things differently there.


They do and I think it involves poop.
 
2020-07-13 3:49:30 PM  
It said brothels could easily incorporate pandemic safety measures adopted by other industries, including face masks, ventilating premises and recording visitors' contact details.

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2020-07-13 5:55:42 PM  
Tom Marvolo Bombadil: Not sure how I feel about sex with a Hamburger.

My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns hun...
 
2020-07-14 4:45:22 AM  

Mr. Shabooboo: Tom Marvolo Bombadil: Not sure how I feel about sex with a Hamburger.

My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns hun...


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2020-07-14 9:25:15 AM  
I dunno if I could do that...the most I ever paid for sex was marriage...😬
 
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