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(Some Guy)   Have you been denied entry to a business because you won't wear a mask? Contact us Dewey, Cheatham & Howe, attorneys   (randazza.com) divider line
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545 clicks; posted to Discussion » on 12 Jul 2020 at 10:05 PM (3 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2020-07-12 8:55:45 PM  
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2020-07-12 9:51:58 PM  
Best. Bob Loblaw. Law blog law bomb. Ever.
 
2020-07-12 10:39:23 PM  
Dewey Cheatham and Howe?  I'm sorry, I'm already represented by Gonif, Gonif and Shyster
 
2020-07-12 10:54:19 PM  
I miss car talk and whichever brother died.
 
2020-07-12 11:08:02 PM  
He catches a bunch who didn't follow the link.

https://twitter.com/marcorandazza/sta​t​us/1281770583223676928
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2020-07-12 11:33:22 PM  
Oh, just wanted to let y'all know...the email address mentioned? It works.

"You have submitted a request for a consultation with Randazza Legal Group regarding mask requirements. Our consultations are $1,000, they are non-refundable even if you don't like the answers, or if you hang up before the hour is over. If the call is ended by Randazza Legal Group before the hour is over, we will see to it that you receive a partial refund. A representative from our firm will be in touch shortly to schedule your consultation."

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAH.

Hell, even if I owe them $1000 now, they've earned it.

\ Commit to the joke or don't make it.
 
2020-07-13 12:55:15 AM  
From another thread about 2 weeks back.
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2020-07-13 6:57:09 PM  

fishmeal: Dewey Cheatham and Howe?  I'm sorry, I'm already represented by Gonif, Gonif and Shyster


I prefer Wee, Fleesum, and Skipp.
 
2020-07-13 6:58:42 PM  
Have to say, this is the first time in decades I've been rooting for a lawyer!

More power to ya, guys!
 
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