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2020-07-12 6:39:13 PM  
The suspect was taken into custody since seagulls are a protected species in the area.

LOL?
 
2020-07-12 7:37:20 PM  

Bowen: The suspect was taken into custody since seagulls are a protected species in the area.

LOL?


Lipstick on a pig, wings on a rat
 
2020-07-12 8:22:52 PM  
What are you in for?

Assault & battery on a seagull

/ Sorry, take a jury trial, no way I convict someone for fighting back against a winged rat
 
2020-07-12 8:30:19 PM  
Those aren't seagulls. Those are ghetto pidgins.

Never mind. It's a semi-inside Venice Ca. joke.
 
2020-07-12 9:32:41 PM  
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2020-07-12 9:33:57 PM  
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2020-07-12 9:34:46 PM  
FTA: Plymouth, England

An Ancient Mariner?

/stoppeth one of three
 
2020-07-12 9:37:01 PM  
It's bloody albatross flavour, innit!
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2020-07-12 9:37:57 PM  

HighlanderRPI: What are you in for?

Assault & battery on a seagull

/ Sorry, take a jury trial, no way I convict someone for fighting back against a winged rat


I mean. I know it's england, but...
Jury Nullification.

And the Seagull should be released, already having been served.
 
2020-07-12 9:41:17 PM  
I see the perpetrator was under the influence of drugs. We all have to do our bit to prevent the spread of zoonotic illnesses, and you would think not biting wild birds would be an easy way to comply with this.
 
2020-07-12 9:42:58 PM  
I don't blame him fark those things
 
2020-07-12 9:43:19 PM  
he suspect reportedly admitted to being under the influence of drugs.

That explains why he was getting food from McDonalds.
 
2020-07-12 9:43:28 PM  
Poor bird. I hope it does not contract any contagious diseases from this attack.
 
2020-07-12 9:43:39 PM  

bababa: I see the perpetrator was under the influence of drugs. We all have to do our bit to prevent the spread of zoonotic illnesses, and you would think not biting wild birds would be an easy way to comply with this.


You can't get people to wear masks. You really think you can get them to stop eating wildlife?
 
2020-07-12 9:44:26 PM  
I can't even imagine how a seagull would taste.  I wouldn't think very good as I'm about 300 miles from the coast and they are everywhere here.  Circling over the town dump getting munchies from there.
 
2020-07-12 9:46:23 PM  
Old hotness: Man bites dog
New hotness: Man bites seagull
 
2020-07-12 9:50:33 PM  
I'm honestly surprised this wasn't Florida. C'mon you were all thinking it.
 
2020-07-12 9:51:11 PM  
It'll be hard to find a jury ready to find this guy guilty, we've all wanted to do that.
 
2020-07-12 9:52:39 PM  
I once sat on the patio of a seaside Italian restaurant with a fresh plate of Spaghetti and Meatballs. I picked up my fork, and a seagull plotted right into the middle of the plate.  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Does tomato sauce come out of feather?
 
2020-07-12 9:52:43 PM  

Bowen: The suspect was taken into custody since seagulls are a protected species in the area.

LOL?


More like LOON...
 
2020-07-12 9:53:06 PM  

ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: Old hotness: Man bites dog
New hotness: Man bites seagull


exactly.
Not News: Dog bites man. News: Man bites Dog. Fark: Man bites seagull.
 
2020-07-12 9:54:38 PM  

rcain: DarkSoulNoHope: [Fark user image 507x500]

Steven Segal would be awesome in MEAL TEAM 6: THE MOVIE


What are the South Park guys up to lately? They could legitimately do that, with the main character an obvious caricature of a bloated Steven Seagal.
 
2020-07-12 9:55:51 PM  
For the record, the GU11 does taste like a mix of spotted owl and bald eagle.
 
2020-07-12 9:58:23 PM  
Jonathon Livingston is inconsolable.
 
2020-07-12 10:03:26 PM  
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2020-07-12 10:03:51 PM  
A Sea Turduken consists of a turkey stuffed with a duck, which is stuffed with a chicken, which is stuffed with a seagull.

Cook to 163 degrees internal temperature while basting every 37 minutes. Serve with béarnaise sauce all over it. It's quite delicious.
 
2020-07-12 10:05:51 PM  
"after he allegedly bit a seagull "

This is just the next stage in the 'rona.
 
2020-07-12 10:06:22 PM  

phishrace: A Sea Turduken consists of a turkey stuffed with a duck, which is stuffed with a chicken, which is stuffed with a seagull.

Cook to 163 degrees internal temperature while basting every 37 minutes. Serve with béarnaise sauce all over it. It's quite delicious.


I think I'll stick with Uncle Ben's (or whatever it's now called) wild rice and a nice boiled egg.
 
2020-07-12 10:22:24 PM  

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2020-07-12 10:23:40 PM  
Think about this poor bird, a wild animal in nature and he got bitten for trying to take food from another creature.  It's just so unnatural.
 
2020-07-12 10:25:54 PM  
A man's gotta eat.
 
2020-07-12 10:32:47 PM  
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2020-07-12 10:34:48 PM  

BlueBox: phishrace: A Sea Turduken consists of a turkey stuffed with a duck, which is stuffed with a chicken, which is stuffed with a seagull.

Cook to 163 degrees internal temperature while basting every 37 minutes. Serve with béarnaise sauce all over it. It's quite delicious.

I think I'll stick with Uncle Ben's (or whatever it's now called) wild rice and a nice boiled egg.


I prefer my seagull in nugget form anyway.
 
2020-07-12 10:35:37 PM  
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2020-07-12 10:38:58 PM  

1funguy: Bowen: The suspect was taken into custody since seagulls are a protected species in the area.

LOL?

More like LOON...


LOON spells seagull?
 
2020-07-12 10:39:14 PM  

fusillade762: BlueBox: phishrace: A Sea Turduken consists of a turkey stuffed with a duck, which is stuffed with a chicken, which is stuffed with a seagull.

Cook to 163 degrees internal temperature while basting every 37 minutes. Serve with béarnaise sauce all over it. It's quite delicious.

I think I'll stick with Uncle Ben's (or whatever it's now called) wild rice and a nice boiled egg.

I prefer my seagull in nugget form anyway.


If you have to add much salt to it look around for your Chihuahua and give the SO a stern look.
 
2020-07-12 10:45:50 PM  

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I could watch this over and over again. Best thing he's ever done.

/now if only life would imitate art ...
 
2020-07-12 10:48:21 PM  
It's even better if I imagine the Wilhelm Scream my head ...
 
2020-07-12 10:49:18 PM  
I once crushed a seagull who had an extreme hankering for the cod and chips I was previously enjoying under a backpack laden with textbooks. It was very satisfying
/I'm not a violent person really
 
2020-07-12 10:57:19 PM  
Totally sympathizes with the guy who bit the seagull:

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Now, fetch me my sexy wooden mermaid figurine!
 
2020-07-12 10:58:39 PM  

berylman: I once crushed a seagull who had an extreme hankering for the cod and chips I was previously enjoying under a backpack laden with textbooks. It was very satisfying
/I'm not a violent person really


You were eating under a backpack full of textbooks?
 
2020-07-12 11:01:23 PM  

skinink: Totally sympathizes with the guy who bit the seagull:[The Lighthouse]
Now, fetch me my sexy wooden mermaid figurine!


That was the most hardcore farked up psychological horror movie I've ever seen. I can't believe I have to take Robert Pattinson seriously as a good actor.
 
2020-07-12 11:02:47 PM  

Gyrfalcon: 1funguy: Bowen: The suspect was taken into custody since seagulls are a protected species in the area.

LOL?

More like LOON...

LOON spells seagull?


No. Not LOL...LOON
It's a bird, also, so like a bird quip.

sorry.
 
2020-07-12 11:05:32 PM  

rcain: DarkSoulNoHope: [Fark user image 507x500]

Steven Segal would be awesome in MEAL TEAM 6: THE MOVIE


That super sized double cheeseburger meal is coming right at us! What'll we do?

Steven Seagal: I got this. *NOM*
 
2020-07-12 11:08:03 PM  
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I'll take one to go.
 
2020-07-12 11:08:16 PM  
All these years after Ozzy threw down the gauntlet by biting the head off of a bat A Flock of Seagulls finally rises to meet the challenge?
 
2020-07-12 11:09:22 PM  

fragMasterFlash: All these years after Ozzy threw down the gauntlet by biting the head off of a bat A Flock of Seagulls finally rises to meet the challenge?


No. They ran. They ran so far away.
 
2020-07-12 11:10:04 PM  

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I could watch this over and over again. Best thing he's ever done.

/now if only life would imitate art ...


CSB.  I watched that movie in a movie theatre when it came out.  When Segal died, the whole audience erupted in cheers and applause.
 
2020-07-12 11:10:20 PM  
The man reportedly claimed that the bird was trying to steal his McDonald's, so he grabbed it and bit it.

So what's the problem here?
 
2020-07-12 11:12:19 PM  

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I could watch this over and over again. Best thing he's ever done.

/now if only life would imitate art ...

CSB.  I watched that movie in a movie theatre when it came out.  When Segal died, the whole audience erupted in cheers and applause.


LOL. I was watching it with a group of friends and we all cheered, too.
 
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