Skip to content
 
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(The Mary Sue)   The cake is a lie   (themarysue.com) divider line
    More: Cool, Roller derby, Britney Spears, Cake, Baking, Insta-ready lives, fondant wizardry, realistic illusion cake, Mary Sue  
•       •       •

1305 clicks; posted to Food » on 12 Jul 2020 at 6:51 PM (3 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



21 Comments     (+0 »)
 
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest
 
2020-07-12 3:29:44 PM  
Yeah, that's amazing and all, but who has time for that? By the time the cupcakes are cool enough to frost Thing1 and Thing2 are already griping that I'm knee-deep in frosting and already eying the sprinkles
 
2020-07-12 4:02:04 PM  
i.kym-cdn.comView Full Size
 
2020-07-12 4:09:50 PM  
Nailed it.

Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2020-07-12 4:11:40 PM  
Mad skills, but fondant is disgusting.
 
2020-07-12 4:14:28 PM  
Skoda Fabia Advert - Original Cake Car
Youtube WhfEGKc7PLQ

/and then it all went rotten under the stage lights and they had to throw it all out
 
2020-07-12 4:14:44 PM  
Edible art.
 
2020-07-12 4:16:11 PM  
images.boredomfiles.comView Full Size
 
2020-07-12 5:00:42 PM  
Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2020-07-12 8:21:48 PM  
S08E04 Reading Rainbow Florence and Eric Take the Cake
Youtube 3OQzxfE1s-w
 
2020-07-12 8:51:25 PM  

foo monkey: Mad skills, but fondant is disgusting.


My thought exactly.
 
2020-07-12 8:52:34 PM  
It's obviously a magic knife that turns things into cake.
 
2020-07-12 9:00:35 PM  
Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2020-07-12 10:06:02 PM  
i.redd.itView Full Size
 
2020-07-12 11:11:49 PM  
 
2020-07-12 11:27:41 PM  

mjones73: foo monkey: Mad skills, but fondant is disgusting.

My thought exactly.


Yup.

You can do anything with fondant, except enjoy eating it.
 
2020-07-13 12:25:51 AM  
OK, when I clicked I didn't get any cake videos or photos, but I did get ads about Alzheimer's disease.
 
2020-07-13 3:13:16 AM  

PunkTiger: [i.redd.it image 500x381]


with mint peptide frosting!!!

but, lol, I actually had (not this exact one, but close enough) hanging one the wall outside my office for quite literally 10 years, and just jeez the moronity of people.

Fark user imageView Full Size


then again, at the metropolitan museum I printed a sign on the door next to my desk THAT NO ONE IS SUPPOSED TO USE, reading, "ceci n'est ce pas une porte" and the motherfarkers would still continue to use the door, but now they would also ASK ME ABOUT THE SIGN. you work at a mothafarking museum, mothafarkers, get a clue morans!
 
2020-07-13 1:28:41 PM  

realmolo: mjones73: foo monkey: Mad skills, but fondant is disgusting.

My thought exactly.

Yup.

You can do anything with fondant, except enjoy eating it.


Agree for the most part.  Marshmallow fondant actually tastes pretty good.  The texture is still similar though which is a large part of why fondant sucks.  But it's a much better option as far as flavor goes.
 
2020-07-13 6:00:39 PM  

PunkTiger: [i.redd.it image 500x381]


Tom Petty And The Heartbreakers - Don't Come Around Here No More (Official Music Video)
Youtube h0JvF9vpqx8
 
2020-07-13 9:59:56 PM  

PunkTiger: [i.redd.it image 500x381]


*wif mint frosting!*
 
2020-07-13 10:05:57 PM  

Tyrone Slothrop: PunkTiger: [i.redd.it image 500x381]

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/h0JvF9vp​qx8]


quite possibly one of the best music videos ever produced.

/*shakes tiny fist for not thinking of it my-ownself*
//but the mint peptide frosting! so good!!
///ah ah ah MM mm!!!
 
Displayed 21 of 21 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

This thread is closed to new comments.

Continue Farking




On Twitter



  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.