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2020-07-12 10:20:15 AM  
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2020-07-12 11:04:12 AM  
It took a while to find a non-buttfloss pair of Ivanka's pannies
 
2020-07-12 11:18:17 AM  
Sad. Low energy.
 
2020-07-12 11:18:21 AM  
This just pulls the rug out from under his most ardent supporters who were going to war over masks.
 
2020-07-12 11:24:31 AM  
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2020-07-12 11:27:10 AM  
Jokes on them. If there's one thing the hard core Trump base hates, it people who learn.
 
2020-07-12 11:44:04 AM  
It really is almost 5D chess.

1. The president gets a photo-op with wounded vets. Always a good look.

2. The president wears a mask in a photo. That inoculates him from criticism that he won't wear a mask.

3. He won't lose face (no pun intended) with his followers, who will say that of course he wears a mask in a hospital, but he wouldn't at a bar or restaurant or at Costco, and neither will they.

4. He makes sure to have another picture taken with his nose out of the mask just to drive home the point to his followers that he's doing it just for show.

5. Best of all, he gets to sneak in a visit to his neurologist who can check on the progression of his dementia without arousing suspicion.
 
2020-07-12 11:56:21 AM  
They have to pile on the praise or he won't do it again. WHO'S A BRAVE BOY FOR WEARING A MASK? AND IT LOOKS SO POWERFUL AND SEXY LOOKING ON YOU, SIRE!
 
2020-07-12 12:01:29 PM  
"The president wore a mask!  We're all saved!"

"The president can drink a glass of water!"

JFC, these people...
 
2020-07-12 12:02:41 PM  
The russian troll farm has to praise when he makes boom boom on the potty as well.
 
2020-07-12 12:39:52 PM  
Do you know how long it takes to have masks specially made with the Presidential Seal on the cheek?
 
2020-07-12 12:42:16 PM  

SoupGuru: This just pulls the rug out from under his most ardent supporters who were going to war over masks.


I really do wonder what the "anti-mask crusaders for trump" think now. What rationalization will they use to harmonize this with their current beliefs?

And will trump stick with it? Or was this a one-ff photo op?

So many questions.
 
2020-07-12 12:42:37 PM  
It'll be 3 weeks before we see him wear another mask.
 
2020-07-12 12:44:02 PM  
Somehow, the mask seems natural
 
2020-07-12 12:48:34 PM  

dionysusaur: It took a while to find a non-buttfloss pair of Ivanka's pannies


What do you think is under the mask Trump is wearing?
 
2020-07-12 12:58:42 PM  
I highly doubt that even Fark's greatest will be able to on up this lady. This is the perfect level of snark...

A.J. Delgado
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Little known Electoral College rule that if you wear a mask three months after your opponent does, you win the swing states.
 
2020-07-12 1:14:04 PM  
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(Not my bad photoshop)
 
2020-07-12 1:20:32 PM  
I hope he doesn't make a habit of it, I was hoping he'd end up with covid, That would be some epic poetic justice.
 
2020-07-12 1:42:13 PM  
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2020-07-12 2:19:10 PM  
Honestly, he looks better in it.
Covers his mouth.
 
2020-07-12 2:19:56 PM  

sirrerun: Honestly, he looks better in it.
Covers his mouth.


It's a diaper for his other anus
 
2020-07-12 2:33:43 PM  
I have asked my Republican friends this simple question:

"What atrocity would be too great for you to denounce Trump."

I have yet to receive an answer. This leaves me deeply, troubled.
 
2020-07-12 2:42:25 PM  
It's almost like Trump has been holding the country hostage over the whole Covid 'hoax'.
 
2020-07-12 2:42:32 PM  
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2020-07-12 2:42:45 PM  
Descending ramps! Drinking water! Wearing a mask! Is there anything this juggernaut of virility can't do?!
 
2020-07-12 2:43:56 PM  
Yeah, great job with the mask:
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2020-07-12 2:44:54 PM  
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And Joe makes it look good too.
 
2020-07-12 2:45:24 PM  
I know some here are probably tired of this but dammit! I am on a mission from deity here!

THIS will win the election! THIS!!!

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2020-07-12 2:47:06 PM  

SpectroBoy: SoupGuru: This just pulls the rug out from under his most ardent supporters who were going to war over masks.

I really do wonder what the "anti-mask crusaders for trump" think now. What rationalization will they use to harmonize this with their current beliefs?

And will trump stick with it? Or was this a one-ff photo op?

So many questions.


He was in a hospital. Seeing patients. Of course he wear a mask he's not a monster.

That's what they'll say.
 
2020-07-12 2:48:27 PM  

aleister_greynight: [Fark user image image 598x409]
And Joe makes it look good too.


Joe biden is so cool he has a vantablack mask
 
2020-07-12 2:48:54 PM  

saturn badger: I know some here are probably tired of this but dammit! I am on a mission from deity here!

THIS will win the election! THIS!!!

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Something tells me they didn't pay for the rights to use Troy in their ad
 
2020-07-12 2:49:37 PM  

chawco: SpectroBoy: SoupGuru: This just pulls the rug out from under his most ardent supporters who were going to war over masks.

I really do wonder what the "anti-mask crusaders for trump" think now. What rationalization will they use to harmonize this with their current beliefs?

And will trump stick with it? Or was this a one-ff photo op?

So many questions.

He was in a hospital. Seeing patients. Of course he wear a mask he's not a monster.

That's what they'll say.


I'm wondering if the people at Walter Reed insisted... "you want to come in, wear a damn mask... SIR!"
 
2020-07-12 2:50:05 PM  

SpectroBoy: SoupGuru: This just pulls the rug out from under his most ardent supporters who were going to war over masks.

I really do wonder what the "anti-mask crusaders for trump" think now. What rationalization will they use to harmonize this with their current beliefs?

And will trump stick with it? Or was this a one-ff photo op?

So many questions.


If Twitter is any indication, They're saying the Deep State got to him and he betrayed all the people who voted for him.
 
2020-07-12 2:50:29 PM  

PiperArrow: It really is almost 5D chess.

1. The president gets a photo-op with wounded vets. Always a good look.

2. The president wears a mask in a photo. That inoculates him from criticism that he won't wear a mask.

3. He won't lose face (no pun intended) with his followers, who will say that of course he wears a mask in a hospital, but he wouldn't at a bar or restaurant or at Costco, and neither will they.

4. He makes sure to have another picture taken with his nose out of the mask just to drive home the point to his followers that he's doing it just for show.

5. Best of all, he gets to sneak in a visit to his neurologist who can check on the progression of his dementia without arousing suspicion.


But but but he KNEW it WAS a lion!
 
2020-07-12 2:50:37 PM  

Tax Boy: aleister_greynight: [Fark user image image 598x409]
And Joe makes it look good too.

Joe biden is so cool he has a vantablack mask


That is what this election will ultimately come down to, isn't it?  Who looks more badazz in a mask.

Our democracy is so farked
 
2020-07-12 2:51:11 PM  

PiperArrow: It really is almost 5D chess.

1. The president gets a photo-op with wounded vets. Always a good look.

2. The president wears a mask in a photo. That inoculates him from criticism that he won't wear a mask.

3. He won't lose face (no pun intended) with his followers, who will say that of course he wears a mask in a hospital, but he wouldn't at a bar or restaurant or at Costco, and neither will they.

4. He makes sure to have another picture taken with his nose out of the mask just to drive home the point to his followers that he's doing it just for show.

5. Best of all, he gets to sneak in a visit to his neurologist who can check on the progression of his dementia without arousing suspicion.


They are all out with #3. Big time.
 
2020-07-12 2:53:54 PM  

blondambition: SpectroBoy: SoupGuru: This just pulls the rug out from under his most ardent supporters who were going to war over masks.

I really do wonder what the "anti-mask crusaders for trump" think now. What rationalization will they use to harmonize this with their current beliefs?

And will trump stick with it? Or was this a one-ff photo op?

So many questions.

If Twitter is any indication, They're saying the Deep State got to him and he betrayed all the people who voted for him.


That is both painful and amusing at the same time.
 
2020-07-12 2:54:01 PM  

OldRod: chawco: SpectroBoy: SoupGuru: This just pulls the rug out from under his most ardent supporters who were going to war over masks.

I really do wonder what the "anti-mask crusaders for trump" think now. What rationalization will they use to harmonize this with their current beliefs?

And will trump stick with it? Or was this a one-ff photo op?

So many questions.

He was in a hospital. Seeing patients. Of course he wear a mask he's not a monster.

That's what they'll say.

I'm wondering if the people at Walter Reed insisted... "you want to come in, wear a damn mask... SIR!"


I'm sure their Weeners was "Hey, if we turn all the lights out, will he think we're closed and stay away?"
 
2020-07-12 2:54:36 PM  
A mask doesn't make you tougher, cooler or smarter.
A mask is a form of basic PPE.
If you think that you look cooler hiding behind a mask, glasses or other accessories you probably have serious self-image issues.
 
2020-07-12 2:54:54 PM  
You know what would be hilarious?

If Trump wearing a mask turns his base against him.... they see him as a weak cuck, part of the deep state himself, and stay home instead of voting this November.

Study it out, sheeple, Trump signed off on that 5G network infecting you with the chinavirus. Jo Jorgensen is your only hope to drain the swamp! The libby libs of the GOP planned this sickness all along to keep the Tea Party from discovering their collusion with the dems!

/Seriously, we need a PAC to push this point on a nationwide basis
 
2020-07-12 2:56:49 PM  
Trump had to wait for a China sweatshop to make one with a presidential seal so that everybody would still know who he is with his mouth covered.

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2020-07-12 2:57:08 PM  

chawco: SpectroBoy: SoupGuru: This just pulls the rug out from under his most ardent supporters who were going to war over masks.

I really do wonder what the "anti-mask crusaders for trump" think now. What rationalization will they use to harmonize this with their current beliefs?

And will trump stick with it? Or was this a one-ff photo op?

So many questions.

He was in a hospital. Seeing patients. Of course he wear a mask he's not a monster.

That's what they'll say.


Pence refused to wear a mask in the same hospital visiting patients.
 
2020-07-12 2:57:33 PM  

LeftisRightisWrong: saturn badger: I know some here are probably tired of this but dammit! I am on a mission from deity here!

THIS will win the election! THIS!!!

[Fark user image 555x349]

Something tells me they didn't pay for the rights to use Troy in their ad


They're just about as careless about intellectual rights as their Chinese friends.
 
2020-07-12 2:57:41 PM  

saturn badger: PiperArrow: It really is almost 5D chess.

1. The president gets a photo-op with wounded vets. Always a good look.

2. The president wears a mask in a photo. That inoculates him from criticism that he won't wear a mask.

3. He won't lose face (no pun intended) with his followers, who will say that of course he wears a mask in a hospital, but he wouldn't at a bar or restaurant or at Costco, and neither will they.

4. He makes sure to have another picture taken with his nose out of the mask just to drive home the point to his followers that he's doing it just for show.

5. Best of all, he gets to sneak in a visit to his neurologist who can check on the progression of his dementia without arousing suspicion.

They are all out with #3. Big time.


blondambition: SpectroBoy: SoupGuru: This just pulls the rug out from under his most ardent supporters who were going to war over masks.

I really do wonder what the "anti-mask crusaders for trump" think now. What rationalization will they use to harmonize this with their current beliefs?

And will trump stick with it? Or was this a one-ff photo op?

So many questions.

If Twitter is any indication, They're saying the Deep State got to him and he betrayed all the people who voted for him.


One of you is right, and I really really hope it's the latter
 
2020-07-12 2:58:06 PM  
Walter Reed insisted he wear a mask because they are convinced he's a super spreader. He was there only to see the wounded( presumably some being victims of the Russian Bounty Program) they probably would have told him it's better not to come due to Covid. He could have simply overruled them,...but I don't think so. I think he's got ithe Covid, and the Doctors  told him in no uncertain terms that he had to mask up before setting foot in the facility.
 
2020-07-12 2:58:56 PM  
How to mask
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2020-07-12 3:00:09 PM  
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It's a cult, the leader can never be wrong, to be wrong would mean you are wrong, you can not be wrong because the leader is never wrong.

 
2020-07-12 3:01:19 PM  
Fortunately, he won't do it twice.
 
2020-07-12 3:01:53 PM  

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I'm gonna wait to see what Sebastian Gorka says.  He's All-American.
 
2020-07-12 3:02:37 PM  
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