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(NASCAR)   "Quaker State 400 Presented by Walmart NASCAR Cup Series race at Kentucky Speedway" is too much. Let's just call it the Fark UFIA 400, 2:30 PM ET on FS1 (yes, back with the Fox team)   (nascar.com) divider line
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2020-07-12 11:59:21 AM  
I have always referred to this as the UFIA 400, or the You'll Get Over It 400, etc.
 
2020-07-12 2:03:31 PM  
Quaker Steak? OOOHHH, Quaker State....OK....
 
2020-07-12 2:05:36 PM  
For anyone that's not in the NASFARK facebook group, Friday my boss called me saying that a coworker had tested positive for the virus. So now because of that I have to get tested before I can go back to work, which I have an appointment on Tuesday.

It hasn't exactly been all sunshine and rainbows over here. -_-
 
2020-07-12 2:12:52 PM  

SeikaArashi: For anyone that's not in the NASFARK facebook group, Friday my boss called me saying that a coworker had tested positive for the virus. So now because of that I have to get tested before I can go back to work, which I have an appointment on Tuesday.

It hasn't exactly been all sunshine and rainbows over here. -_-


Is it the nasal brain probe or do they have a less invasive test for you?
 
2020-07-12 2:17:36 PM  
I was unaware that professional polo was a thing
 
2020-07-12 2:17:40 PM  

The Bestest: SeikaArashi: For anyone that's not in the NASFARK facebook group, Friday my boss called me saying that a coworker had tested positive for the virus. So now because of that I have to get tested before I can go back to work, which I have an appointment on Tuesday.

It hasn't exactly been all sunshine and rainbows over here. -_-

Is it the nasal brain probe or do they have a less invasive test for you?


It's the lovely nasal brain probe. At least my last one was. We'll see with this one but I'm sure it's the same thing. I actually had more trouble with the throat swab than I did the nasal probing, weirdly enough.
 
2020-07-12 2:37:05 PM  
And the prayer is meandering....
 
2020-07-12 2:37:13 PM  
dw missing his camera time
 
2020-07-12 2:37:32 PM  
ohhhh myyyyy gooooodddddd

why
 
2020-07-12 2:37:37 PM  
Pray for Charlie Daniels? Sure.

I pray he's in Hell. Amen.
 
2020-07-12 2:38:59 PM  
I like pedal steel guitar. I want to learn how to play one
 
2020-07-12 2:39:06 PM  
This is..  Unique
 
2020-07-12 2:39:10 PM  
can we get a theremin national anthem for next week?
 
2020-07-12 2:39:25 PM  
ROBERT RANDOLPH!!!!
 
2020-07-12 2:39:26 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: Pray for Charlie Daniels? Sure.

I pray he's in Hell. Amen.


Really??
 
2020-07-12 2:39:59 PM  
I liked it
 
2020-07-12 2:40:18 PM  
I love this - let this be every single week. And don't let DW do the damn prayer anymore.
 
2020-07-12 2:40:47 PM  

Dead for Tax Reasons: can we get a theremin national anthem for next week?


I've wanted this forever. Strange times call for strange measures... Let's do it!
 
2020-07-12 2:40:53 PM  

dinwv: Adolf Oliver Nipples: Pray for Charlie Daniels? Sure.

I pray he's in Hell. Amen.

Really??


Really.
 
2020-07-12 2:41:57 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: dinwv: Adolf Oliver Nipples: Pray for Charlie Daniels? Sure.

I pray he's in Hell. Amen.

Really??

Really.


Well I just.... okay then.  Wow.  That says SO much.
 
2020-07-12 2:42:30 PM  
nascar is good. nascar is great. the christian holy roller gave his stock car blessing and a black man did the national anthem and you saw it on cable tv.
merica is all god. i mean america is all good.
 
2020-07-12 2:43:50 PM  

dinwv: Adolf Oliver Nipples: Pray for Charlie Daniels? Sure.

I pray he's in Hell. Amen.

Really??


Yes, he was not a good person.
 
2020-07-12 2:44:23 PM  

Dead for Tax Reasons: can we get a theremin national anthem for next week?


Or a few of these?


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2020-07-12 2:44:43 PM  

dinwv: Adolf Oliver Nipples: dinwv: Adolf Oliver Nipples: Pray for Charlie Daniels? Sure.

I pray he's in Hell. Amen.

Really??

Really.

Well I just.... okay then.  Wow.  That says SO much.


Indeed it does. Not nearly as much as that lunatic said, but it says enough. Or have you managed to maintain a blissful ignorance of the lunacy that was Charlie Daniels? One kinda OK song doesn't make up for all of it.
 
2020-07-12 2:44:46 PM  
Fox has their own sportsbook?
 
2020-07-12 2:45:59 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: dinwv: Adolf Oliver Nipples: dinwv: Adolf Oliver Nipples: Pray for Charlie Daniels? Sure.

I pray he's in Hell. Amen.

Really??

Really.

Well I just.... okay then.  Wow.  That says SO much.

Indeed it does. Not nearly as much as that lunatic said, but it says enough. Or have you managed to maintain a blissful ignorance of the lunacy that was Charlie Daniels? One kinda OK song doesn't make up for all of it.


What was his gig? He was right wing?
 
2020-07-12 2:46:05 PM  
nice command, eh.  they watch nascar in canadia?
 
2020-07-12 2:46:06 PM  
ha!   First time I can recall them showing the odds.  love it.

Love MLB (Votto) starting the engines.
 
2020-07-12 2:46:12 PM  

robodog: dinwv: Adolf Oliver Nipples: Pray for Charlie Daniels? Sure.

I pray he's in Hell. Amen.

Really??

Yes, he was not a good person.


Did you know Charlie?  I did. Personally.  You could never find a more genuine, decent, kind and generous man.
 
2020-07-12 2:46:54 PM  

dinwv: Adolf Oliver Nipples: Pray for Charlie Daniels? Sure.

I pray he's in Hell. Amen.

Really??


Well, he would be satan is still pissed he lost the fiddle contest

/ He said pretty bad things of obama. Also, mentioned against evolution not to subtle.
 
2020-07-12 2:47:07 PM  
Checking in ........after the NHRA race........Iron butt day.
 
2020-07-12 2:47:08 PM  

dinwv: robodog: dinwv: Adolf Oliver Nipples: Pray for Charlie Daniels? Sure.

I pray he's in Hell. Amen.

Really??

Yes, he was not a good person.

Did you know Charlie?  I did. Personally.  You could never find a more genuine, decent, kind and generous man.


His twitter says otherwise.
 
2020-07-12 2:50:17 PM  
..so.. Keelan will be in trucks next year?
 
2020-07-12 2:51:25 PM  
I'll take my boys, #4 Happy #14 Itchy and #1 Meds.
 
2020-07-12 2:51:49 PM  

The Bestest: ..so.. Keelan will be in trucks next year?


He looks almost as old as the winner of the ARCA race yesterday ...
 
2020-07-12 2:52:45 PM  

SeikaArashi: dinwv: robodog: dinwv: Adolf Oliver Nipples: Pray for Charlie Daniels? Sure.

I pray he's in Hell. Amen.

Really??

Yes, he was not a good person.

Did you know Charlie?  I did. Personally.  You could never find a more genuine, decent, kind and generous man.

His twitter says otherwise.


He could be both. People are complicated.
 
2020-07-12 2:53:19 PM  
no one told him how to wear a mask though
 
2020-07-12 2:54:03 PM  
Had F1 this morning, two hour break, then Indycar that ends as Nascar begins.  Excellent timing.
 
2020-07-12 2:54:54 PM  
Mornin, kids!
 
2020-07-12 2:55:06 PM  
yay, my 2 drivers get to go to the back.  today is shaping up nicely already...
 
2020-07-12 2:55:11 PM  
UFIA BOOGITY

 
2020-07-12 2:55:15 PM  
Great to hear the pit man is ok.  that was harrowing - when i saw live, how he was scrambling back, with one 'good' leg", i was like, ".....that didn't look right."  Good to know he's gonna be ok.
 
2020-07-12 2:55:16 PM  
Timmeh has an unauthorized passenger in his car--a butterfly
 
2020-07-12 2:55:25 PM  

Daedalus27: Had F1 this morning, two hour break, then Indycar that ends as Nascar begins.  Excellent timing.


Iron Butt in July again
 
2020-07-12 2:55:53 PM  
Idol strike on 18 and 22 immediately
 
2020-07-12 2:55:55 PM  
happy loose
 
2020-07-12 2:56:02 PM  

technomuse: The Bestest: ..so.. Keelan will be in trucks next year?

He looks almost as old as the winner of the ARCA race yesterday ...


Probably almost as tall as Rico and they fit him in.
 
2020-07-12 2:57:17 PM  
Guido should go to the 48 next year
 
2020-07-12 2:58:08 PM  

RankStranger: Idol strike on 18 and 22 immediately


add the 2...
 
2020-07-12 2:58:12 PM  
Guido in green and yellow this week..  That's gotta be fun for the spotter
 
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