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(Yahoo)   If you've ever had the thought, "The only thing that would make this Hallmark Christmas movie better would be a nice bottle of Hallmark wine" ... there is something seriously wrong with you, and you should seek help immediately   (yahoo.com) divider line
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2020-07-12 8:30:09 AM  
Bottle? I think you misspelled box
 
2020-07-12 8:31:04 AM  
the white is easy to find, but the red is usually in the back, there is far less of it in stock, and you have to look realllly hard to find it.
 
2020-07-12 9:28:58 AM  
I hope that someone got one hell of a bonus because that is a genius cross promotion.

Cheap box level wine with a pretty label at probably 5x the price... I'm sitting here in stunned awe at the simplicity of it and the arrow like trajectory right at the target market.
 
2020-07-12 11:56:38 AM  
And it tastes like a Hallmark Store smells!
 
2020-07-12 12:00:47 PM  
I'm guessing it's on par with this:

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2020-07-12 12:24:37 PM  
If it's truly a Hallmark production, they'll only have three wines, which they'll repeatedly repackage under different names. And they'll all be bland whites.
 
2020-07-12 12:26:16 PM  
Butt. CHUG!
 
2020-07-12 12:38:43 PM  
Hallmark wine be basic... go for margaritas instead

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2020-07-12 1:00:27 PM  
Hmmmm, as sappy as these movies are, I'd consider something more tree-related, like maybe gin.
 
2020-07-12 1:03:04 PM  

Mikey1969: Hmmmm, as sappy as these movies are, I'd consider something more tree-related, like maybe gin.


How about a sparkling maple syrup wine cooler mixed with shiny sprinkles?

Actually... that sounds pretty dead on. Nobody give them that idea.
 
2020-07-12 1:08:39 PM  
If Hallmark sells it, they will buy it. They typically draw in millions of viewers every year.

It's brilliant, yet simple cross-marketing and Hallmark will make a ton of money.

I imagine the wines will be pretty bland hangovers in a bottle though, not unlike their movies.
 
2020-07-12 1:37:58 PM  
Four out of five Karens love it - but feel you should mind your own g'damn business about their drinking habits.
 
2020-07-12 2:16:29 PM  
This will be perfect to drink when you're pretending to be a princess having a royal wedding at a cute B&B in Vermont when you're not working at your job in advertising/publishing in The Big City.
 
2020-07-12 2:21:02 PM  
Hallmark wine:
You take one bottle to a party.
You find a wine there you like better.
But you leave without it.
Then you rush back and grab it.
Then you're happy for the rest of your life.
 
2020-07-12 3:05:07 PM  
My greatest fear is that my big-city girl friend will go back to her home town and find a local hunk who teaches her the true meaning of Christmas.
 
2020-07-12 3:59:31 PM  

Tannhauser: My greatest fear is that my big-city girl friend will go back to her home town and find a local hunk who teaches her the true meaning of Christmas.


And of course he will have a

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2020-07-12 4:23:05 PM  
If ever there was a year to be releasing more alcohol, this would be it.
 
2020-07-12 4:34:51 PM  
That was me, and thank you I don't know what I was doing watching Hallmark Christmas Movies and drinking Hallmark wine... without putting on my Hallmark socks first.  You're a lifesaver, substerino.  Rock on.
 
2020-07-12 5:02:34 PM  
I'll bet it's f**king lizard spit.
 
2020-07-12 6:02:16 PM  
I wonder if they'll have Orson Welles do their ads?

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2020-07-12 7:39:25 PM  
To be the guy that sells wine in a booth at the annual Hallmark Christmas convention in NJ. I feel like I could write a script about that and sell it to some cable channel...like Cinemax.
 
2020-07-12 11:35:30 PM  
I find Hallmark Movies pair well with a stout Mad-Dog 2020
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2020-07-13 7:03:51 PM  
My wife makes me watch another Hallmark movie I'm gonna break a bottle of that Hallmark wine over her head.
 
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