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2020-07-12 6:03:17 AM  
So my brother actually had a pastafarian wedding since it's a legal recognized religion here. It was great event. My grandparents were confused but it was so much fun. Actual wedding was delightfully short, would highly recommend.
 
2020-07-12 6:38:34 AM  
May you all be touched by His noodly appendage, Ramen.
 
2020-07-12 7:33:57 AM  
Peas be upon Him.
 
2020-07-12 7:47:04 AM  
Everyone needs a backup plan.
 
2020-07-12 7:54:31 AM  
Ramen.
 
2020-07-12 7:58:25 AM  

FlashHarry: Peas be upon Him.


You dare sully His Noodly One's countenance with carbs not from wheat flour or tomatoes? BLASPHEMER! To the sausage grinder with you!
 
2020-07-12 7:58:56 AM  
Praise Bob!

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/oops
//slackin' off
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2020-07-12 8:00:49 AM  
I've been a member of the Satanic Temple for years. I embrace Pastafarians as brothers and sisters in love and awesome hats.
 
2020-07-12 8:04:01 AM  
Pastafarianism helps you break out of those mealtime doldrums: Make Chow Fun Again.
 
2020-07-12 8:06:23 AM  

gonegirl: I've been a member of the Satanic Temple for years. I embrace Pastafarians as brothers and sisters in love and awesome hats.


I'm an ordained minister in the ULC and I love all you weirdos.
 
2020-07-12 8:11:16 AM  
For whatever reason, religion is often "off the table" when it comes to the serious examination of its impact on society. If one does attempt to debate religion's place in the world with the devout, it often unravels into combative condescension and eventually ends with clenched fists topped off with a ridiculous non-statement like, Well, you just got to have faith!

lol, this reads like one of those atheist articles from 2008.
 
2020-07-12 8:12:20 AM  
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2020-07-12 8:14:09 AM  

JerseyTim: For whatever reason, religion is often "off the table" when it comes to the serious examination of its impact on society. If one does attempt to debate religion's place in the world with the devout, it often unravels into combative condescension and eventually ends with clenched fists topped off with a ridiculous non-statement like, Well, you just got to have faith!

lol, this reads like one of those atheist articles from 2008.


Sounds like you need some slack.
 
2020-07-12 8:18:03 AM  

IlGreven: FlashHarry: Peas be upon Him.

You dare sully His Noodly One's countenance with carbs not from wheat flour or tomatoes? BLASPHEMER! To the sausage grinder with you!


This is what happens when one holds the tree as the chosen prophet, when the pirate and their endorsement of scurvy would never tempt one to a rounded diet.
 
2020-07-12 8:21:09 AM  

Non Sequitur Man: Praise Bob!

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/oops
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Hail Eris

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2020-07-12 8:21:12 AM  
"Successful completion of this mission grants them access to Pastafarian Heaven, where a beer volcano and a stripper factory await them."

SOLD!
 
2020-07-12 8:27:13 AM  

Non Sequitur Man: Praise Bob!

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/oops
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2020-07-12 8:28:54 AM  

Serious Post on Serious Thread: Non Sequitur Man: Praise Bob!

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/oops
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2020-07-12 8:31:36 AM  

Snapper Carr: Non Sequitur Man: Praise Bob!

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/oops
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Hail Eris

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All hails hail Eris!!
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2020-07-12 8:35:12 AM  
Study It OUT
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/Ramen
 
2020-07-12 8:42:36 AM  

Snapper Carr: Non Sequitur Man: Praise Bob!

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/oops
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Hail Eris

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Eris pads her bra.

/Praise "Bob"!
 
2020-07-12 8:48:46 AM  
Vegetarianism is a sin? I did not realize that the occasions when I go meatless that I was risking damnation!

Can I say some Hail Marinaras to atone?
 
2020-07-12 8:48:50 AM  
New?
 
2020-07-12 8:50:57 AM  

Mister Peejay: Snapper Carr: Non Sequitur Man: Praise Bob!

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/oops
//slackin' off
///3

Hail Eris

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Eris pads her bra.

/Praise "Bob"!


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Hail Eris
 
2020-07-12 8:51:48 AM  
Weirder than worshiping the only white dude in the Arab world?
 
2020-07-12 8:53:18 AM  

Mister Peejay: Snapper Carr: Non Sequitur Man: Praise Bob!

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/oops
//slackin' off
///3

Hail Eris

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Eris pads her bra.



With lovely golden apples

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2020-07-12 8:55:01 AM  
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2020-07-12 8:55:14 AM  
I'm a Pastafarian. Ordained minister, tattoos, the works. Hell, I even officiated a wedding dressed in my priestly garments (read- a pirate outfit)

Only thing I haven't done was get a license picture with a colander on my head. There's complicated reasons behind that though.

Look, organized religion is broken. It's time to give disorganized religion a chance.
 
2020-07-12 8:55:21 AM  

Serious Post on Serious Thread: Snapper Carr: Non Sequitur Man: Praise Bob!

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/oops
//slackin' off
///3

Hail Eris

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All hails hail Eris!![Fark user image 425x566]


I was just telling my housemate the other day that one of the things I loved about my old neighborhood (in Madison, WI) was that there was at least one Discordian who hid Erister eggs around the neighborhood in the spring. You'd just be walking to the grocery store and there was a golden egg in a sidewalk planter with all kinds of lovely weirdness inside. It was awesome, and I miss it.
 
2020-07-12 8:57:31 AM  

Snapper Carr: Mister Peejay: Snapper Carr: Non Sequitur Man: Praise Bob!

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/oops
//slackin' off
///3

Hail Eris

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Eris pads her bra.


With lovely golden apples

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I'd buy that for an Emperor Norton dollar!

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2020-07-12 8:58:16 AM  

Serious Post on Serious Thread: Mister Peejay: Snapper Carr: Non Sequitur Man: Praise Bob!

[Fark user image 216x324]

/oops
//slackin' off
///3

Hail Eris

[schrankmonster.de image 204x318]

Eris pads her bra.

/Praise "Bob"!

[Fark user image 425x566]
Hail Eris


Eris Pads Her Chest! - Kono Subarashii Sekai ni Shukufuku wo! 2 [Episode 9]
Youtube n2VLI5GgwnE
 
2020-07-12 8:59:05 AM  

Snapper Carr: Mister Peejay: Snapper Carr: Non Sequitur Man: Praise Bob!

[Fark user image 216x324]

/oops
//slackin' off
///3

Hail Eris

[schrankmonster.de image 204x318]

Eris pads her bra.


With lovely golden apples

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For the most beautiful one
 
2020-07-12 9:05:12 AM  
Now I want crab linguine, or butternut squash ravioli, or just really good pesto... drool...
 
2020-07-12 9:10:58 AM  
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2020-07-12 9:13:11 AM  

Kat09tails: So my brother actually had a pastafarian wedding since it's a legal recognized religion here. It was great event. My grandparents were confused but it was so much fun. Actual wedding was delightfully short, would highly recommend.


Hope the bride got more than a limp noodle that night.
 
2020-07-12 9:16:24 AM  

Lady J: Now I want crab linguine, or butternut squash ravioli, or just really good pesto... drool...


Crab ravioli is awesome. My dad grows zucchini by the dozens. My mom makes the best crushed tomato calzones. Grandma made incredible calamari. Also love shucking my own oysters and clams. Yes. I'm mostly Italian. Why do you ask?
 
2020-07-12 9:19:51 AM  
the simpsons No Church for Homer!
Youtube Rg-AjdCpsvo
 
2020-07-12 9:21:08 AM  
I always wonder how many people don't get the point and think people actually worship pasta.
 
2020-07-12 9:30:03 AM  

Serious Post on Serious Thread: Lady J: Now I want crab linguine, or butternut squash ravioli, or just really good pesto... drool...

Crab ravioli is awesome. My dad grows zucchini by the dozens. My mom makes the best crushed tomato calzones. Grandma made incredible calamari. Also love shucking my own oysters and clams. Yes. I'm mostly Italian. Why do you ask?


Now I'm thinking about Ditirambo, and Campo del Fiori, and Gelato San Crispino. And that I have no one to go with now, even if it was sensible.

[cries]
 
2020-07-12 9:34:32 AM  

Kat09tails: So my brother actually had a pastafarian wedding since it's a legal recognized religion here. It was great event. My grandparents were confused but it was so much fun. Actual wedding was delightfully short, would highly recommend.


I've actually performed a marriage ceremony and signed the marriage certificate under the Church of FSM.
 
2020-07-12 9:37:43 AM  

baronbloodbath: I'm a Pastafarian. Ordained minister, tattoos, the works. Hell, I even officiated a wedding dressed in my priestly garments (read- a pirate outfit)

Only thing I haven't done was get a license picture with a colander on my head. There's complicated reasons behind that though.

Look, organized religion is broken. It's time to give disorganized religion a chance.


Ohio won't allow me to get my photo unless I regularly wear a colander daily in public or some crap like that.

Religious discrimination!
 
2020-07-12 9:41:20 AM  

I May Be Crazy But...: JerseyTim: For whatever reason, religion is often "off the table" when it comes to the serious examination of its impact on society. If one does attempt to debate religion's place in the world with the devout, it often unravels into combative condescension and eventually ends with clenched fists topped off with a ridiculous non-statement like, Well, you just got to have faith!

lol, this reads like one of those atheist articles from 2008.

Sounds like you need some slack.


Why are you trying to sow discord?
 
2020-07-12 9:46:57 AM  
It's an appealing concept, and they make some good points, but it's very much a Bro thing.  Much like Civil War re-enacting, it's not something that's welcoming to a single middle-aged woman.
 
2020-07-12 9:50:04 AM  

Lady J: Serious Post on Serious Thread: Lady J: Now I want crab linguine, or butternut squash ravioli, or just really good pesto... drool...

Crab ravioli is awesome. My dad grows zucchini by the dozens. My mom makes the best crushed tomato calzones. Grandma made incredible calamari. Also love shucking my own oysters and clams. Yes. I'm mostly Italian. Why do you ask?

Now I'm thinking about Ditirambo, and Campo del Fiori, and Gelato San Crispino. And that I have no one to go with now, even if it was sensible.

[cries]


Don't cry love! (I mean that in the briish/Irish sense) (not the overly familiar Americans way) I worked in British pubs and restaurants in the 90s. None that classy. Casper's as I recall. They had phones on every table. So the customers could hook up. Very British. Kind of too kinky for US.
 
2020-07-12 10:03:13 AM  
I am a Zen Pastafarian.

/goes back to comtemplating his udon
 
2020-07-12 10:03:32 AM  
Anyone who ever paid their way through college has an awesome list of Ramen recipes. Sure, it's not nutritious, but fark you.
 
2020-07-12 10:05:11 AM  
Blessed be thy sauce.
 
2020-07-12 10:41:29 AM  
I'm a minister in the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. I became one for two reasons:

I have a sanctimonious sister-in-law who is a minister in a mega-church and I can now talk "minister" stuff with her.
I can park in the clergy spots at the hospital.
 
2020-07-12 10:58:08 AM  
I'm an ordained minister of the Church of the Latter Day Dude, and have an honorary doctorate from Abide University. If you need someone to officiate a wedding just let me know.
 
2020-07-12 11:04:43 AM  
They do know the whole thing was started as a joke? Right?
 
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