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(Fark)   If 2020 were a food, what food would it be?   (fark.com) divider line
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2020-07-11 10:43:39 PM  
Pickled goat testicles
 
2020-07-11 10:43:53 PM  
5 day old shrimp and mayo salad left on the dashboard of an 89 Pinto next to a burning dumpster filled with month old Chinese food in August in Miami.
 
2020-07-11 10:44:09 PM  
Mung
 
2020-07-11 10:44:33 PM  
Black jellybeans.
 
2020-07-11 10:45:12 PM  
Is diarrhea a flavor?
 
2020-07-11 10:45:53 PM  
Donald Trump Brand Cheez-Fud Flavoured Cheez-Fist(TM).
 
2020-07-11 10:46:05 PM  
shiat sandwich.
 
2020-07-11 10:46:53 PM  
Lutefisk with a side of durian.
 
2020-07-11 10:48:29 PM  

darkhorse23: Black jellybeans.


I usually pick out the black jellybeans the black gums because I don't really care a lot for licorice. It is much too sweet, as Agnes Skinner opines on cake.

But it is OK some times, like several other of my less favourite flavours, such as butterscotch, tart tomatoes, and sugar tarts or pea soup.

I don't dislike all black foods, of course. Black olives and calamata olives are great and black figs are more familiar to me than green figs will ever be.
 
2020-07-11 10:49:23 PM  
Black tea and coffee are also high on my list of "likes". Suit yourself. I will not hate you for liking what I do not like, except maybe Cream Soda or diet any soda.
 
2020-07-11 10:49:48 PM  

cooldaddygroove: Mung


Mung beans? I can live with those without being a big fan.
 
2020-07-11 10:50:06 PM  
All of the above with a glass of warm Budweiser.
 
2020-07-11 10:50:27 PM  
Artichoke hearts. They make me gag when they get warm.
 
2020-07-11 10:50:33 PM  

enry: All of the above with a glass of warm Budweiser.


Okay, now THAT is gross
 
2020-07-11 10:50:55 PM  

Butterflew: 5 day old shrimp and mayo salad left on the dashboard of an 89 Pinto next to a burning dumpster filled with month old Chinese food in August in Miami.


That was recherché, but provocative of discussion and thought, I should think.
 
2020-07-11 10:51:04 PM  

WTFDYW: Artichoke hearts. They make me gag when they get warm.


So you don't eat spinach and artichoke dip?!!

Nomnomnom
 
2020-07-11 10:52:04 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: shiat sandwich.



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2020-07-11 10:53:00 PM  

WTFDYW: Artichoke hearts. They make me gag when they get warm.


I can stand them, but many of these things are better cold from the refigerator. I think if it is warm, Coke is better than Pepsi, but I am not super-partisan for any cola that isn't caramelized and nasty or feebly carbonated.
 
2020-07-11 10:53:58 PM  

brantgoose: WTFDYW: Artichoke hearts. They make me gag when they get warm.

I can stand them, but many of these things are better cold from the refigerator. I think if it is warm, Coke is better than Pepsi, but I am not super-partisan for any cola that isn't caramelized and nasty or feebly carbonated.


Pepsi gets flat too quickly, imo
 
2020-07-11 10:54:02 PM  

Pinche Mateo: Benevolent Misanthrope: shiat sandwich.


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You had your choice at Election time and have only corruption, gerrymandering and insane partisanship to blame.
 
2020-07-11 10:54:15 PM  
A surströmming and haggis MRE with durian fruit for dessert.
 
2020-07-11 10:54:51 PM  

Pinche Mateo: Benevolent Misanthrope: shiat sandwich.


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Looking good in a white uniform shirt. Would look even better in a white straight jacket.
 
2020-07-11 10:55:19 PM  
White castle.
 
2020-07-11 10:56:35 PM  
Rotten Haggis
 
2020-07-11 10:56:53 PM  

King Something: A surströmming and haggis MRE with durian fruit for dessert.


*Shakes tiny fist
 
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2020-07-11 10:58:15 PM  
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2020-07-11 10:58:30 PM  

brantgoose: Butterflew: 5 day old shrimp and mayo salad left on the dashboard of an 89 Pinto next to a burning dumpster filled with month old Chinese food in August in Miami.

That was recherché, but provocative of discussion and thought, I should think.


.... the f*ck did you just call me?

/🙃
 
2020-07-11 10:59:24 PM  

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Is this out of one of those jello mold cookbooks from the 70s?
 
2020-07-11 11:01:44 PM  
Manhatten clam chowder
Or
Borscht

/Disclaimer: I actually like both of them, but they seemed fitting..
 
2020-07-11 11:04:18 PM  
Offal.

It works on multiple levels..
 
2020-07-11 11:07:40 PM  

brantgoose: Pinche Mateo: Benevolent Misanthrope: shiat sandwich.


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You had your choice at Election time and have only corruption, gerrymandering and insane partisanship to blame.


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2020-07-11 11:09:27 PM  
Hastily-cut fugu.
 
2020-07-11 11:11:41 PM  

darkhorse23: Black jellybeans.


You are dead to me.

Knowing people throw out the black jelly beans, which are the best ones, makes me feel how Ron Swanson feels when steaks go bad.
 
2020-07-11 11:11:48 PM  
Surströmming and lutefisk salad with a delicate durian dressing.
 
jbc [TotalFark]
2020-07-11 11:16:16 PM  

Butterflew: jbc: [demilked.com image 700x898]

Is this out of one of those jello mold cookbooks from the 70s?


Looks more like an ad to me.
 
jbc [TotalFark]
2020-07-11 11:18:45 PM  
Someone who didn't get their Guinness towel should see if the fish mold offer is still good.
 
2020-07-11 11:18:56 PM  
Durian
 
2020-07-11 11:28:34 PM  
No question -- deep-fried tarantulas.

Bugs Cafe Serves Whole Fried Tarantulas
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2020-07-11 11:30:27 PM  
Benjamin is no one's friend
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2020-07-11 11:45:47 PM  
Expired fruit cups in the back of the cabinet.
Or a bag of rice filled with Moths.
 
2020-07-11 11:53:15 PM  
Expired Underwood Deviled Ham, with spoiled Vienna Sausages on stale Chicken In A Biscuit crackers.
 
2020-07-12 12:05:41 AM  
Gravel
 
2020-07-12 12:11:24 AM  
Blood sausage
 
2020-07-12 12:14:13 AM  

cooldaddygroove: MDung


FTFY
 
2020-07-12 1:20:45 AM  
I know it isn't a food but my vote is for bile.
 
2020-07-12 1:53:46 AM  
Casu Marzu.
 
2020-07-12 2:11:46 AM  
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2020-07-12 2:20:36 AM  
Natto
 
2020-07-12 2:24:20 AM  
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