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(NYPost)   Feeling bored with your white bread? This French Baker has the recipe for you   (nypost.com) divider line
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2020-07-11 2:01:56 PM  
5 votes:
Oui oui?
 
2020-07-11 4:15:29 PM  
3 votes:

iheartscotch: SoundOfOneHandWanking: where am I supposed to get the main ingredient?

From underage prostitutes in Russian hotels?


I knew I should have read the other 6 posts ... lol
 
2020-07-11 3:17:10 PM  
3 votes:
Oh sure she gets away with this as an artist, but when I ask random women for their urine its all restraining orders and getting banned from the hospital.
 
2020-07-11 7:50:08 PM  
2 votes:

iheartscotch: SoundOfOneHandWanking: where am I supposed to get the main ingredient?

From underage prostitutes in Russian hotels?


You could probably get yeast from the same source...
 
2020-07-11 1:28:36 PM  
2 votes:
where am I supposed to get the main ingredient?
 
2020-07-12 1:51:49 PM  
1 vote:

BunkyBrewman: common sense is an oxymoron: It might not be quite so edgy, but here's a better way to make white bread not-boring:

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Seemingly every household in America has one or more of those in the pantry right now after the stay at home order.


I've had one for three years now. I keep feeding it regularly. I buy flour just to keep it going.

I've never made a single loaf of bread from it.

I do a lot of pointless things.
 
2020-07-11 8:59:10 PM  
1 vote:
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2020-07-11 8:58:51 PM  
1 vote:

Kalashinator: common sense is an oxymoron: It might not be quite so edgy, but here's a better way to make white bread not-boring:

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I dunno what kinda drugs that trucker was taking, but that's the brownest, frothiest piss jug I have ever seen.


Long-haul-bro starter.
 
2020-07-11 2:06:42 PM  
1 vote:
Because the synthetic hormones and medications (and their metabolites) will give the wheat a certain je ne sais quoi, impissable to achieve with rainwater alone...
 
2020-07-11 2:05:06 PM  
1 vote:

SoundOfOneHandWanking: where am I supposed to get the main ingredient?


From underage prostitutes in Russian hotels?
 
2020-07-11 2:04:13 PM  
1 vote:
Using diluted urine as fertilizer?  The horror.
 
2020-07-11 1:13:49 PM  
1 vote:
This story is old and disgusting and so is your spelling, Subby.
 
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