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(NYPost)   Feeling bored with your white bread? This French Baker has the recipe for you   (nypost.com) divider line
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1094 clicks; posted to Food » on 11 Jul 2020 at 4:15 PM (9 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2020-07-11 1:08:51 PM  
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2020-07-11 1:13:49 PM  
This story is old and disgusting and so is your spelling, Subby.
 
2020-07-11 1:28:36 PM  
where am I supposed to get the main ingredient?
 
2020-07-11 1:43:57 PM  
Is a feeling board some sort of bondage dungeon accessory?
 
2020-07-11 2:01:56 PM  
Oui oui?
 
2020-07-11 2:04:13 PM  
Using diluted urine as fertilizer?  The horror.
 
2020-07-11 2:05:06 PM  

SoundOfOneHandWanking: where am I supposed to get the main ingredient?


From underage prostitutes in Russian hotels?
 
2020-07-11 2:06:42 PM  
Because the synthetic hormones and medications (and their metabolites) will give the wheat a certain je ne sais quoi, impissable to achieve with rainwater alone...
 
2020-07-11 3:17:10 PM  
Oh sure she gets away with this as an artist, but when I ask random women for their urine its all restraining orders and getting banned from the hospital.
 
2020-07-11 4:13:51 PM  

SoundOfOneHandWanking: where am I supposed to get the main ingredient?


Like Trump, call a couple of hookers.
 
2020-07-11 4:15:29 PM  

iheartscotch: SoundOfOneHandWanking: where am I supposed to get the main ingredient?

From underage prostitutes in Russian hotels?


I knew I should have read the other 6 posts ... lol
 
2020-07-11 4:30:11 PM  

iheartscotch: SoundOfOneHandWanking: where am I supposed to get the main ingredient?

From underage prostitutes in Russian hotels?


Let's face it, that.... err hang on, full stop, rewind!
 
2020-07-11 4:34:24 PM  
It might not be quite so edgy, but here's a better way to make white bread not-boring:

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2020-07-11 6:57:41 PM  
So... your not making bread with pee... you are fertilizing the wheat plant with urea as it grows... And plants dont consume the urine. Its metabolized by soil bacteria and the plant absorbs nitrogen and phosphorus and sulfur compounds that result from its decomposition as ions. 

So no. not pee bread. Just bread. 

Also - why female urine? also, using urea as fertilizer is pretty standard practice. Humans make it out of natural gas because we use so much. If human urine was cheap and easy to get and in industrial volumes we would use that.
 
2020-07-11 7:50:08 PM  

iheartscotch: SoundOfOneHandWanking: where am I supposed to get the main ingredient?

From underage prostitutes in Russian hotels?


You could probably get yeast from the same source...
 
2020-07-11 8:25:32 PM  

common sense is an oxymoron: It might not be quite so edgy, but here's a better way to make white bread not-boring:

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I dunno what kinda drugs that trucker was taking, but that's the brownest, frothiest piss jug I have ever seen.
 
2020-07-11 8:27:46 PM  

mikefinch: So... your not making bread with pee... you are fertilizing the wheat plant with urea as it grows... And plants dont consume the urine. Its metabolized by soil bacteria and the plant absorbs nitrogen and phosphorus and sulfur compounds that result from its decomposition as ions. 

So no. not pee bread. Just bread. 

Also - why female urine? also, using urea as fertilizer is pretty standard practice. Humans make it out of natural gas because we use so much. If human urine was cheap and easy to get and in industrial volumes we would use that.


In response to your question "Why female urine?" When I was growing up we had a male dog who routinely used our backyard for a toilet. We cleaned up the poop but of course, not the pee. One summer a family boarded their female dog with us for a few weeks and we noticed taller, greener grass in spots where she peed. Well, my dad noticed it, actually. We were kids; we didn't care.

Several years later I bought a house and noticed spots where pee appeared to cause the grass to grow taller and greener. When my dad visited he noticed and reminded me of the summer of boarding the female. To this day I believe there is something in a female dog's urine that makes grasses grow better than male dog urine.

Take that however you will. It could be that males pee against trees and other stuff and females squat in a single spot -- concentrating the urine. I dunno.
 
2020-07-11 8:58:07 PM  
Hey lady, are your parents bakers? Because you got a nice set of buns!
 
2020-07-11 8:58:51 PM  

Kalashinator: common sense is an oxymoron: It might not be quite so edgy, but here's a better way to make white bread not-boring:

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I dunno what kinda drugs that trucker was taking, but that's the brownest, frothiest piss jug I have ever seen.


Long-haul-bro starter.
 
2020-07-11 8:59:10 PM  
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2020-07-11 8:59:47 PM  
You'd have figured that baker would've at least made madeleines out of it, not bread...
 
2020-07-11 9:22:03 PM  
Michael McKean's character from the Good Place approves.
 
2020-07-11 11:32:39 PM  
Now that's a new way to get pissed...
 
2020-07-12 12:24:15 AM  
Do people think that the tons of raw sewage we produce just dissappears and never renters the environment?
 
2020-07-12 2:25:14 AM  
If we wanna keep everyone fed, something like this might be necessary in a few decades unless we somehow find some huge hitherto-undiscovered phosphate deposits somewhere
 
2020-07-12 8:49:58 AM  

common sense is an oxymoron: It might not be quite so edgy, but here's a better way to make white bread not-boring:

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Seemingly every household in America has one or more of those in the pantry right now after the stay at home order.
 
2020-07-12 10:09:38 AM  
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2020-07-12 1:51:49 PM  

BunkyBrewman: common sense is an oxymoron: It might not be quite so edgy, but here's a better way to make white bread not-boring:

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Seemingly every household in America has one or more of those in the pantry right now after the stay at home order.


I've had one for three years now. I keep feeding it regularly. I buy flour just to keep it going.

I've never made a single loaf of bread from it.

I do a lot of pointless things.
 
2020-07-12 5:53:24 PM  
the NY Post quoting a story from Russia Today?

Nope.
 
2020-07-12 8:28:53 PM  
My hubby pees on the compost pile when he takes the dogs out at night. Are we artisanal?
 
2020-07-12 11:40:50 PM  

Gibsongrl: My hubby pees on the compost pile when he takes the dogs out at night. Are we artisanal?


Arpissinal, add a little poo, arpissanal, swab the armpits for extra flora, armpistsanal.
 
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