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3896 clicks; posted to Politics » on 11 Jul 2020 at 6:05 PM (14 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2020-07-11 4:16:20 PM  
49 votes:
From the tweet: "THERE HAS NEVER BEEN A BIDEN BOAT PARADE"

Is that supposed to be a burn or something?

And what's with all the hand clapping emojis? Who runs this twitter account, a 12-year-old?
 
2020-07-11 6:08:20 PM  
42 votes:

edmo: I hear the Trump boat didn't make it pending a little dry dock work.

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The replacement Trump Boat:

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2020-07-11 4:32:15 PM  
41 votes:
I hear the Trump boat didn't make it pending a little dry dock work.

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2020-07-11 6:46:14 PM  
30 votes:
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2020-07-11 6:22:13 PM  
27 votes:
Biden has the Voters
Trump has the Floaters
 
2020-07-11 6:28:43 PM  
24 votes:

Man On A Mission: From the tweet: "THERE HAS NEVER BEEN A BIDEN BOAT PARADE"

Is that supposed to be a burn or something?

And what's with all the hand clapping emojis? Who runs this twitter account, a 12-year-old?


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2020-07-11 6:15:32 PM  
24 votes:
A Trump boat parade huh?

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2020-07-11 6:15:12 PM  
18 votes:
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2020-07-11 6:12:51 PM  
18 votes:
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2020-07-11 6:49:09 PM  
15 votes:
I hope all of them don't hear about the big Trump parade on November 3rd. I've heard all the boats in the country and Boat Owners and their entire families are supposed to go out at 7 a.m. and stay on the rivers and lakes and ponds and streams until 7 p.m. that day to show solidarity for Trump. I sure hope they don't find out and do it
 
2020-07-11 6:32:15 PM  
15 votes:
Biden should have a parade of Trans Ams.
 
2020-07-11 6:21:38 PM  
14 votes:

TrainingWheelsNeeded: I should buy a boat- cat picture


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DISAPPROVES OF BOATCAT
 
2020-07-11 6:17:45 PM  
13 votes:

Combustion: If I were Sheriff, I'd have them all do a sobriety test. But then, I'm a stickler for the rules.


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2020-07-11 6:09:35 PM  
12 votes:

Doctor Funkenstein: duppy: Must be nice to have that kind of money.

I grew up there.  My guess is we're all looking at a lot of unregistered boats with unqualified people manning them, who don't pay for shiat.  For as rural as it is up there, things can get very weird and very loud, very quickly.


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2020-07-11 6:24:55 PM  
10 votes:
Here comes the Trump boat!

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2020-07-11 6:19:40 PM  
10 votes:
I scrolled too far on my feed. Came across I'm Eric liking a Charlie Kirk tweet about how Trump sacrificed his wealth for America. Now I just want to punch faces. But not Charlie Kirk's. Too tiny.
 
2020-07-11 6:22:43 PM  
9 votes:

SpaceyCat: Is a boat parade supposed to be something special?


Maybe we're misinterpreting the parade and they are rubbing it in Trump's face?

Huh, I guess we can add boats to another thing Trump is stupidly afraid of, the brave alpha male he is...

"It so terrified him when they weighed anchor -- the movement convinced him it was sinking -- that he would never sleep on it," wrote O'Donnell in his book Trumped!. "All the time it was docked at the marina, he went on board only to watch boat races or occasionally to entertainment important customers or business associates."
 
2020-07-11 6:15:23 PM  
9 votes:
It's a cover - they're trying to sneak into Canada.

Canadians, be vigilant!
 
2020-07-11 6:17:08 PM  
8 votes:
trump launches his own personal flotilla every morning.
 
2020-07-11 6:20:36 PM  
7 votes:
Preparations for the next Trump parade...

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2020-07-11 6:09:52 PM  
7 votes:

Man On A Mission: From the tweet: "THERE HAS NEVER BEEN A BIDEN BOAT PARADE"

Is that supposed to be a burn or something?

And what's with all the hand clapping emojis? Who runs this twitter account, a 12-year-old?


Is that what those are supposed to be?  I thought they were chicken heads.
 
2020-07-11 6:12:53 PM  
6 votes:
The two best days of owning a boat: The day you buy it and the day you sell it.
 
2020-07-11 6:55:33 PM  
5 votes:
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TRUMP 2020!!!
 
2020-07-11 6:26:45 PM  
5 votes:
MASSIVE BOAT PARADES!   TENS OF PEOPLE!   MASSIVE!
 
2020-07-11 6:23:55 PM  
5 votes:
No wake zone this, you stinkin libs!
 
2020-07-11 6:11:41 PM  
5 votes:
Totally not a cult.
 
2020-07-11 4:58:22 PM  
5 votes:
Doctor Funkenstein: My guess is we're all looking at a lot of unregistered boats with unqualified people manning them, who don't pay for shiat.  For as rural as it is up there, things can get very weird and very loud, very quickly.

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The Captain seems gleeful, if a bit old and robotic.
 
2020-07-11 4:01:56 PM  
5 votes:
If I were Sheriff, I'd have them all do a sobriety test. But then, I'm a stickler for the rules.
 
2020-07-11 7:03:02 PM  
4 votes:
A Trump boat parade sounds like a great idea.  Here's the best flagship for it

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2020-07-11 6:27:36 PM  
4 votes:

LesserEvil: True fact: Buying a boat is a pretty stupid thing to do.

Another true fact: Voting for Trump is also very stupid.

Inescapable conclusion: Boat Owners who support Trump are most likely the dumbest people in any room.


And the loudest.  And most likely to wear their sunglasses on the back of their neck.
 
2020-07-11 5:12:57 PM  
4 votes:
Morons Are Gathering Again.

/on boats.
 
2020-07-11 4:11:02 PM  
4 votes:
Imagine thinking a boat parade in rural NY indicates anything important
 
2020-07-11 7:01:36 PM  
3 votes:

Man On A Mission: From the tweet: "THERE HAS NEVER BEEN A BIDEN BOAT PARADE"

Is that supposed to be a burn or something?

And what's with all the hand clapping emojis? Who runs this twitter account, a 12-year-old?


These people, most likely.
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2020-07-11 6:40:18 PM  
3 votes:
What a missed opportunity! Trump should have climbed aboard the Trump Princess and taken her for a spin (the yacht, not the daughter.) What's that you say? The Princess was repoed and finally sold at a loss of $10 million, after he made upgrades including the addition of a pool, cinema and clinic? If only he'd bring his business savvy to bear on his Presidency, imagine what he could accomplish.
 
2020-07-11 6:22:54 PM  
3 votes:
True fact: Buying a boat is a pretty stupid thing to do.

Another true fact: Voting for Trump is also very stupid.

Inescapable conclusion: Boat Owners who support Trump are most likely the dumbest people in any room.
 
2020-07-11 6:13:07 PM  
3 votes:
That's like saying Biden's never had chlamydia. It's kind of a good thing he's never had that.
 
2020-07-11 6:10:15 PM  
3 votes:
Wow, they estimated thirty boats - there must have been dozens of people there!
 
2020-07-11 4:39:57 PM  
3 votes:
Privileged rural people like Trump. Huh. I wonder if there's a film at 11 that can tell me more.
 
2020-07-11 3:30:33 PM  
3 votes:
Must be nice to have that kind of money.
 
2020-07-11 8:57:47 PM  
2 votes:
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2020-07-11 8:08:29 PM  
2 votes:
All aboard the Trump boat.

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2020-07-11 6:59:34 PM  
2 votes:
What your doing is illegal - Weekend at Bernies
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2020-07-11 6:21:51 PM  
2 votes:

Boondock3806: Privileged rural people like Trump. Huh. I wonder if there's a film at 11 that can tell me more.


News Flash !! Some turds float!
 
2020-07-11 6:09:00 PM  
2 votes:

Combustion: If I were Sheriff, I'd have them all do a sobriety test. But then, I'm a stickler for the rules.


I got twenty bucks that says the Sheriff was in the parade, if not leading it.
 
2020-07-11 5:10:54 PM  
2 votes:
They made a big deal about the one July 4th in SC.  You know, they one day everyone is out in their boats.

/I live in SC, so I know many of the idiots are trump supporters, but I also know many in SC never wanted that asshole.  Hopefully enough people get out to vote and it makes a difference this time.
 
2020-07-12 12:22:31 AM  
1 vote:

theteacher: The two best days of owning a boat: The day you buy it and the day you sell it.


I worked at a marina for a few years. I met one truly satisfied boat owner. He bought a boat that morning and spent all day boating with his family. At the end of the day, while walking down the dock back to the parking lot he had a heart attack and died.

That man enjoyed every moment he had with that boat.
 
2020-07-11 7:35:47 PM  
1 vote:
Trump is the boat and his supporters are the barnacles on the underside?
 
2020-07-11 7:29:32 PM  
1 vote:

Unscratchable_Itch: Please, to help preserve what's left of my sanity, can someone PLEASE explain to me why there are so many people in this country who are willing to lick Donald Trump's festering ball sack?

Did these people feel this way about him before he was president? Is just because he's president and allegedly Republican? Is it his racism and superficial patriotism? WTF is it that they love so much about him? Why are his fans so ready and willing to make ridiculous displays to praise him? WHY?!

AND WTF IS A BOAT PARADE?

I grew up 20-30 minutes from two huge lakes and have never heard of a boat parade


So you've never been to Amsterdam's red light district?  A boat parade is about 10 Euros more than a Dutch Rudder.
As for the ball sack licking, maybe it's the salt air.
/sex
 
2020-07-11 7:09:32 PM  
1 vote:
Where are the torpedoes when we need them?
 
2020-07-11 6:41:55 PM  
1 vote:
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2020-07-11 6:35:27 PM  
1 vote:
I didn't know that the hoveround people made amphibious chairs.
 
2020-07-11 6:30:56 PM  
1 vote:
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2020-07-11 6:23:05 PM  
1 vote:
"celebrated the country, and President Donald Trump". Sorry, but you can't do both.
 
2020-07-11 6:21:55 PM  
1 vote:
Biden hasn't had any Klan rallies, either.

Please clap.
 
2020-07-11 6:20:33 PM  
1 vote:
Boating and golf are both asshole hobbies.
 
2020-07-11 6:15:14 PM  
1 vote:
I should buy a boat- cat picture
 
2020-07-11 6:15:02 PM  
1 vote:
Biden also hasn't had a Lamborghini parade or a Gulfstream IV elephant walk, that doesn't make this special.
 
2020-07-11 6:10:09 PM  
1 vote:
All of them made in China.
 
2020-07-11 5:50:02 PM  
1 vote:
Anyone notice the blue lives matter flag?
 
2020-07-11 5:49:40 PM  
1 vote:
That's an hour from my home in Ottawa.  Just stay on your side of the river please.
 
2020-07-11 4:30:17 PM  
1 vote:
If only he'd thought of selling branded masks
 
2020-07-11 3:43:21 PM  
1 vote:

duppy: Must be nice to have that kind of money.


I grew up there.  My guess is we're all looking at a lot of unregistered boats with unqualified people manning them, who don't pay for shiat.  For as rural as it is up there, things can get very weird and very loud, very quickly.
 
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