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(Twitter)   Parade of Trump voters on boats shows clear evidence of one fact: Trump is killing it in sales of branded flags   (twitter.com) divider line
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3835 clicks; posted to Politics » on 11 Jul 2020 at 6:05 PM (3 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2020-07-11 12:37:34 PM  
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2020-07-11 3:30:33 PM  
Must be nice to have that kind of money.
 
2020-07-11 3:43:21 PM  

duppy: Must be nice to have that kind of money.


I grew up there.  My guess is we're all looking at a lot of unregistered boats with unqualified people manning them, who don't pay for shiat.  For as rural as it is up there, things can get very weird and very loud, very quickly.
 
2020-07-11 4:01:56 PM  
If I were Sheriff, I'd have them all do a sobriety test. But then, I'm a stickler for the rules.
 
2020-07-11 4:11:02 PM  
Imagine thinking a boat parade in rural NY indicates anything important
 
2020-07-11 4:16:20 PM  
From the tweet: "THERE HAS NEVER BEEN A BIDEN BOAT PARADE"

Is that supposed to be a burn or something?

And what's with all the hand clapping emojis? Who runs this twitter account, a 12-year-old?
 
2020-07-11 4:30:17 PM  
If only he'd thought of selling branded masks
 
2020-07-11 4:32:15 PM  
I hear the Trump boat didn't make it pending a little dry dock work.

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2020-07-11 4:39:57 PM  
Privileged rural people like Trump. Huh. I wonder if there's a film at 11 that can tell me more.
 
2020-07-11 4:40:09 PM  
Is a boat parade supposed to be something special?
 
2020-07-11 4:55:19 PM  
Wasn't '84 the last time NY went red for POTUS?
 
2020-07-11 4:58:22 PM  
Doctor Funkenstein: My guess is we're all looking at a lot of unregistered boats with unqualified people manning them, who don't pay for shiat.  For as rural as it is up there, things can get very weird and very loud, very quickly.

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The Captain seems gleeful, if a bit old and robotic.
 
2020-07-11 5:10:54 PM  
They made a big deal about the one July 4th in SC.  You know, they one day everyone is out in their boats.

/I live in SC, so I know many of the idiots are trump supporters, but I also know many in SC never wanted that asshole.  Hopefully enough people get out to vote and it makes a difference this time.
 
2020-07-11 5:12:57 PM  
Morons Are Gathering Again.

/on boats.
 
2020-07-11 5:49:40 PM  
That's an hour from my home in Ottawa.  Just stay on your side of the river please.
 
2020-07-11 5:50:02 PM  
Anyone notice the blue lives matter flag?
 
2020-07-11 6:08:20 PM  

edmo: I hear the Trump boat didn't make it pending a little dry dock work.

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The replacement Trump Boat:

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2020-07-11 6:09:00 PM  

Combustion: If I were Sheriff, I'd have them all do a sobriety test. But then, I'm a stickler for the rules.


I got twenty bucks that says the Sheriff was in the parade, if not leading it.
 
2020-07-11 6:09:35 PM  

Doctor Funkenstein: duppy: Must be nice to have that kind of money.

I grew up there.  My guess is we're all looking at a lot of unregistered boats with unqualified people manning them, who don't pay for shiat.  For as rural as it is up there, things can get very weird and very loud, very quickly.


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2020-07-11 6:09:52 PM  

Man On A Mission: From the tweet: "THERE HAS NEVER BEEN A BIDEN BOAT PARADE"

Is that supposed to be a burn or something?

And what's with all the hand clapping emojis? Who runs this twitter account, a 12-year-old?


Is that what those are supposed to be?  I thought they were chicken heads.
 
2020-07-11 6:10:09 PM  
All of them made in China.
 
2020-07-11 6:10:15 PM  
Wow, they estimated thirty boats - there must have been dozens of people there!
 
2020-07-11 6:11:41 PM  
Totally not a cult.
 
2020-07-11 6:12:51 PM  
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2020-07-11 6:12:53 PM  
The two best days of owning a boat: The day you buy it and the day you sell it.
 
2020-07-11 6:13:07 PM  
That's like saying Biden's never had chlamydia. It's kind of a good thing he's never had that.
 
2020-07-11 6:15:02 PM  
Biden also hasn't had a Lamborghini parade or a Gulfstream IV elephant walk, that doesn't make this special.
 
2020-07-11 6:15:12 PM  
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2020-07-11 6:15:14 PM  
I should buy a boat- cat picture
 
2020-07-11 6:15:23 PM  
It's a cover - they're trying to sneak into Canada.

Canadians, be vigilant!
 
2020-07-11 6:15:32 PM  
A Trump boat parade huh?

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2020-07-11 6:16:58 PM  
Claps between words is the dumbest shiat. You should be castrated for that.
 
2020-07-11 6:17:08 PM  
trump launches his own personal flotilla every morning.
 
2020-07-11 6:17:45 PM  

Combustion: If I were Sheriff, I'd have them all do a sobriety test. But then, I'm a stickler for the rules.


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2020-07-11 6:19:40 PM  
I scrolled too far on my feed. Came across I'm Eric liking a Charlie Kirk tweet about how Trump sacrificed his wealth for America. Now I just want to punch faces. But not Charlie Kirk's. Too tiny.
 
2020-07-11 6:20:33 PM  
Boating and golf are both asshole hobbies.
 
2020-07-11 6:20:36 PM  
Preparations for the next Trump parade...

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2020-07-11 6:21:00 PM  

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Gee thanks Steve. Now FO to some other rat infested Covid afflicted place...and do us all a favor and get some.
 
2020-07-11 6:21:38 PM  

TrainingWheelsNeeded: I should buy a boat- cat picture


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DISAPPROVES OF BOATCAT
 
2020-07-11 6:21:47 PM  

mrshowrules: Anyone notice the blue lives matter flag?


Yeah, while I was looking for Nazi flags, honestly.
 
2020-07-11 6:21:51 PM  

Boondock3806: Privileged rural people like Trump. Huh. I wonder if there's a film at 11 that can tell me more.


News Flash !! Some turds float!
 
2020-07-11 6:21:55 PM  
Biden hasn't had any Klan rallies, either.

Please clap.
 
2020-07-11 6:22:13 PM  
Biden has the Voters
Trump has the Floaters
 
2020-07-11 6:22:43 PM  

SpaceyCat: Is a boat parade supposed to be something special?


Maybe we're misinterpreting the parade and they are rubbing it in Trump's face?

Huh, I guess we can add boats to another thing Trump is stupidly afraid of, the brave alpha male he is...

"It so terrified him when they weighed anchor -- the movement convinced him it was sinking -- that he would never sleep on it," wrote O'Donnell in his book Trumped!. "All the time it was docked at the marina, he went on board only to watch boat races or occasionally to entertainment important customers or business associates."
 
2020-07-11 6:22:54 PM  
True fact: Buying a boat is a pretty stupid thing to do.

Another true fact: Voting for Trump is also very stupid.

Inescapable conclusion: Boat Owners who support Trump are most likely the dumbest people in any room.
 
2020-07-11 6:23:01 PM  
Are they driving like jackholes to stick it to the libs? They're so close, creating a ton of wake - feels like a Darwin sponsored event.
 
2020-07-11 6:23:05 PM  
"celebrated the country, and President Donald Trump". Sorry, but you can't do both.
 
2020-07-11 6:23:51 PM  
When articulate politicians retire, they make money on speaking engagements, appearances, books. Trump makes his money selling branded hats and keychains and XXXL t-shirts. While in office.
 
2020-07-11 6:23:55 PM  
No wake zone this, you stinkin libs!
 
2020-07-11 6:24:45 PM  

TrainingWheelsNeeded: I should buy a boat-cat picture


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