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2020-07-11 12:31:47 PM  
Thanks Obama.
 
2020-07-11 1:14:10 PM  
The heart of the former British Empire is a "tiny goofball country"?  The third country on the planet to get nukes is a "tiny goofball country"?  Now, the description does fit Best Korea, nukes or no, but the UK?

Examples of tiny goofball countries: Luxembourg.  Monaco.  The Duchy of Grand Fenwick (okay, that one's ficitonal, but a actress from my hometown was in the movie "The Mouse That Roared").
 
2020-07-11 1:15:09 PM  

Xanadone: The heart of the former British Empire is a "tiny goofball country"?  The third country on the planet to get nukes is a "tiny goofball country"?  Now, the description does fit Best Korea, nukes or no, but the UK?

Examples of tiny goofball countries: Luxembourg.  Monaco.  The Duchy of Grand Fenwick (okay, that one's ficitonal, but a actress from my hometown was in the movie "The Mouse That Roared").


Er, "fictional".
 
2020-07-11 1:15:49 PM  

Xanadone: Xanadone: The heart of the former British Empire is a "tiny goofball country"?  The third country on the planet to get nukes is a "tiny goofball country"?  Now, the description does fit Best Korea, nukes or no, but the UK?

Examples of tiny goofball countries: Luxembourg.  Monaco.  The Duchy of Grand Fenwick (okay, that one's ficitonal, but a actress from my hometown was in the movie "The Mouse That Roared").

Er, "fictional".

Also, "an actress".
 
2020-07-11 3:46:49 PM  

Xanadone: Xanadone: Xanadone: The heart of the former British Empire is a "tiny goofball country"?  The third country on the planet to get nukes is a "tiny goofball country"?  Now, the description does fit Best Korea, nukes or no, but the UK?

Examples of tiny goofball countries: Luxembourg.  Monaco.  The Duchy of Grand Fenwick (okay, that one's ficitonal, but a actress from my hometown was in the movie "The Mouse That Roared").

Er, "fictional".
Also, "an actress".


You hepped up on goofballs?
 
2020-07-11 4:09:52 PM  

Xanadone: The heart of the former British Empire is a "tiny goofball country"?  The third country on the planet to get nukes is a "tiny goofball country"?  Now, the description does fit Best Korea, nukes or no, but the UK?

Examples of tiny goofball countries: Luxembourg.  Monaco.  The Duchy of Grand Fenwick (okay, that one's ficitonal, but a actress from my hometown was in the movie "The Mouse That Roared").


BoJo is in charge.
Goofball status confirmed.
 
2020-07-11 4:14:25 PM  
sister sound quite a bit like the realpolitik type less ideology and BS talk could change the situation in the long run.
 
2020-07-11 4:19:15 PM  

Xanadone: The heart of the former British Empire is a "tiny goofball country"?  The third country on the planet to get nukes is a "tiny goofball country"?  Now, the description does fit Best Korea, nukes or no, but the UK?

Examples of tiny goofball countries: Luxembourg.  Monaco.  The Duchy of Grand Fenwick (okay, that one's ficitonal, but a actress from my hometown was in the movie "The Mouse That Roared").


That wristwatch strap was not going to make itself!
 
2020-07-11 4:19:24 PM  
193 days to go. Let's see how much damage he can do till then.
 
2020-07-11 4:19:50 PM  
I never did trust Lichtenstein...
 
2020-07-11 4:21:34 PM  
So we have NK pissing on the UK. We have battle games to confront China. Everybody is pissing on everyone else and then I saw this from the other side.

During an interview with Noticias Telemundo released on Friday, President Trump stated that "Something will be happening with Venezuela" and that the United States will "be very much involved." Trump also vowed to "take care of the people of Venezuela" and support whoever the people of Venezuela elect and support as their leader.
Host Jose Diaz-Balart asked, "For you, Venezuela, is it Guaido, is it Maduro, is it U.S. intervention?"

Trump responded, "It's freedom for their people. It's freedom. Venezuela was a rich country 15 years ago, and it's been destroyed by two people, but a system, a horrible system. ... And something will happen with Venezuela. That's all I can tell you. Something will be happening with Venezuela."


I haven't seen anything from the MSM yet because I took a break from the TV news to watch Muppets In Space. The best part was the Piggie fight. She was almost down for the count and WHAM! Right to the nads! She has spunk!
 
2020-07-11 4:22:40 PM  

Xanadone: The heart of the former British Empire is a "tiny goofball country"?  The third country on the planet to get nukes is a "tiny goofball country"?  Now, the description does fit Best Korea, nukes or no, but the UK?

Examples of tiny goofball countries: Luxembourg.  Monaco.  The Duchy of Grand Fenwick (okay, that one's ficitonal, but a actress from my hometown was in the movie "The Mouse That Roared").


Appropriate reference in 2. Bravo.
Yes, I'm old AF.
 
2020-07-11 4:31:19 PM  

Xanadone: The heart of the former British Empire is a "tiny goofball country"?  The third country on the planet to get nukes is a "tiny goofball country"?  Now, the description does fit Best Korea, nukes or no, but the UK?

Examples of tiny goofball countries: Luxembourg.  Monaco.  The Duchy of Grand Fenwick (okay, that one's ficitonal, but a actress from my hometown was in the movie "The Mouse That Roared").


Wait a minute. They captured the Q bomb, right? Now we have qanon.

It all makes sense now. qanon has the Q bomb and is going to blow up, uhm, something to do with pizza and ensure the win.

Actually, in the current state of things if someone with more imagination could tie them together they would buy it hook, line and sinker.

/great movie
 
2020-07-11 4:33:13 PM  

saturn badger: So we have NK pissing on the UK. We have battle games to confront China. Everybody is pissing on everyone else and then I saw this from the other side.

During an interview with Noticias Telemundo released on Friday, President Trump stated that "Something will be happening with Venezuela" and that the United States will "be very much involved." Trump also vowed to "take care of the people of Venezuela" and support whoever the people of Venezuela elect and support as their leader.
Host Jose Diaz-Balart asked, "For you, Venezuela, is it Guaido, is it Maduro, is it U.S. intervention?"

Trump responded, "It's freedom for their people. It's freedom. Venezuela was a rich country 15 years ago, and it's been destroyed by two people, but a system, a horrible system. ... And something will happen with Venezuela. That's all I can tell you. Something will be happening with Venezuela."

I haven't seen anything from the MSM yet because I took a break from the TV news to watch Muppets In Space. The best part was the Piggie fight. She was almost down for the count and WHAM! Right to the nads! She has spunk!


Has someone just told Trump how much oil Venezuela has?
 
2020-07-11 4:33:34 PM  
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2020-07-11 4:34:57 PM  

Purple_Urkle: Xanadone: The heart of the former British Empire is a "tiny goofball country"?  The third country on the planet to get nukes is a "tiny goofball country"?  Now, the description does fit Best Korea, nukes or no, but the UK?

Examples of tiny goofball countries: Luxembourg.  Monaco.  The Duchy of Grand Fenwick (okay, that one's ficitonal, but a actress from my hometown was in the movie "The Mouse That Roared").

BoJo is in charge.
Goofball status confirmed.


See also: Brexit
 
2020-07-11 4:37:05 PM  

saturn badger: So we have NK pissing on the UK. We have battle games to confront China. Everybody is pissing on everyone else and then I saw this from the other side.

During an interview with Noticias Telemundo released on Friday, President Trump stated that "Something will be happening with Venezuela" and that the United States will "be very much involved." Trump also vowed to "take care of the people of Venezuela" and support whoever the people of Venezuela elect and support as their leader.
Host Jose Diaz-Balart asked, "For you, Venezuela, is it Guaido, is it Maduro, is it U.S. intervention?"

Trump responded, "It's freedom for their people. It's freedom. Venezuela was a rich country 15 years ago, and it's been destroyed by two people, but a system, a horrible system. ... And something will happen with Venezuela. That's all I can tell you. Something will be happening with Venezuela."

I haven't seen anything from the MSM yet because I took a break from the TV news to watch Muppets In Space. The best part was the Piggie fight. She was almost down for the count and WHAM! Right to the nads! She has spunk!


It's a good distraction. Added perk, when you're done you end up buillldinnggg aaa jacuuuzziiiii for some reason.
 
2020-07-11 4:38:35 PM  

Xanadone: The heart of the former British Empire is a "tiny goofball country"?  The third country on the planet to get nukes is a "tiny goofball country"?  Now, the description does fit Best Korea, nukes or no, but the UK?

Examples of tiny goofball countries: Luxembourg.  Monaco.  The Duchy of Grand Fenwick (okay, that one's ficitonal, but a actress from my hometown was in the movie "The Mouse That Roared").


Meh. Their are are a few countries with bad assness. Mostly nuclear powers. US UK, JAPAN was a contender but through in with fascists. Stupid. They didn't have to throw in with Germany or Italy to take China or Korea. They lost both. Now it's India Russia and Chinese. Also Israel which I I feared the most considering their hard on for Iran. I place them only slightly ahead of Pakistan v India
 
2020-07-11 4:39:22 PM  
Odd way to characterize the UK. They punch way above their weight class.
 
2020-07-11 4:40:17 PM  

Serious Post on Serious Thread: Xanadone: The heart of the former British Empire is a "tiny goofball country"?  The third country on the planet to get nukes is a "tiny goofball country"?  Now, the description does fit Best Korea, nukes or no, but the UK?

Examples of tiny goofball countries: Luxembourg.  Monaco.  The Duchy of Grand Fenwick (okay, that one's ficitonal, but a actress from my hometown was in the movie "The Mouse That Roared").

Meh. Their are are a few countries with bad assness. Mostly nuclear powers. US UK, JAPAN was a contender but through in with fascists. Stupid. They didn't have to throw in with Germany or Italy to take China or Korea. They lost both. Now it's India Russia and Chinese. Also Israel which I I feared the most considering their hard on for Iran. I place them only slightly ahead of Pakistan v India


Wow. My spelling and grammar is atrocious
 
2020-07-11 4:40:40 PM  
Can't we go back to when it was just Mugabe calling Blair a "gay gangster"..? Those were better times, and I miss them :(
 
2020-07-11 4:43:21 PM  

edmo: Odd way to characterize the UK. They punch way above their weight class.


They do.  But remember they had naval superiority when that mattered.
 
2020-07-11 4:46:10 PM  

Serious Post on Serious Thread: edmo: Odd way to characterize the UK. They punch way above their weight class.

They do.  But remember they had naval superiority when that mattered.


For 400 years
 
2020-07-11 4:54:04 PM  

Xanadone: The heart of the former British Empire is a "tiny goofball country"?  The third country on the planet to get nukes is a "tiny goofball country"?  Now, the description does fit Best Korea, nukes or no, but the UK?

Examples of tiny goofball countries: Luxembourg.  Monaco.  The Duchy of Grand Fenwick (okay, that one's ficitonal, but a actress from my hometown was in the movie "The Mouse That Roared").


Once, maybe.  But everyone with half a brain was sent out to run the Empire, and most of them stayed there.  Everyone still at home was either a syphilitic, inbred aristocrat or Baldrick, and those are the people running the show now (and also electing the people who run the show).

/all my ancestors come from Britain and Ireland, and from what family research has dug up, most of them were as thick as the ones that stayed
 
2020-07-11 4:56:23 PM  

Cornelis de Gyselaer: Serious Post on Serious Thread: edmo: Odd way to characterize the UK. They punch way above their weight class.

They do.  But remember they had naval superiority when that mattered.

For 400 years


I'm not saying naval superiority wasn't something. It gave the UK the ability to be colonialist assholes. Just saying it's worth Jack shiat now, and Boris, or whatever his name is your legacy. I pray trump isn't ours. If he is. I'll be ashamed to say the least
 
2020-07-11 4:57:08 PM  
Are submitters supposed to echo Trump's whining and self-pity?
 
2020-07-11 5:00:12 PM  
The Korean Central News Agency (KCNA) has broadcast a warning that the UK will "pay the price" for provoking the Pyongyang government.

that sound like anyone you know?
 
2020-07-11 5:01:55 PM  

Serious Post on Serious Thread: But remember they had naval superiority when that mattered.


And now it does and now we don't.
 
2020-07-11 5:02:07 PM  

Serious Post on Serious Thread: Cornelis de Gyselaer: Serious Post on Serious Thread: edmo: Odd way to characterize the UK. They punch way above their weight class.

They do.  But remember they had naval superiority when that mattered.

For 400 years

I'm not saying naval superiority wasn't something. It gave the UK the ability to be colonialist assholes. Just saying it's worth Jack shiat now, and Boris, or whatever his name is your legacy. I pray trump isn't ours. If he is. I'll be ashamed to say the least


I'm an American too
England has more than Boris and for a much much longer time
and god help us if we don't clean house thoroughly in January
 
2020-07-11 5:10:01 PM  
Grand Fenwick does have the Q bomb and should be taken seriously.
 
2020-07-11 5:10:11 PM  

Bondith: Xanadone: The heart of the former British Empire is a "tiny goofball country"?  The third country on the planet to get nukes is a "tiny goofball country"?  Now, the description does fit Best Korea, nukes or no, but the UK?

Examples of tiny goofball countries: Luxembourg.  Monaco.  The Duchy of Grand Fenwick (okay, that one's ficitonal, but a actress from my hometown was in the movie "The Mouse That Roared").

Once, maybe.  But everyone with half a brain was sent out to run the Empire, and most of them stayed there.  Everyone still at home was either a syphilitic, inbred aristocrat or Baldrick, and those are the people running the show now (and also electing the people who run the show).

/all my ancestors come from Britain and Ireland, and from what family research has dug up, most of them were as thick as the ones that stayed


Hmm, this would appear to be a bit of a generalisation. We don't all fit it.
I have a MENSA measured IQ of 138, numerous qualifications in jobs that pay reasonably well, I live in a beautiful house, in a picturesque part of Yorkshire, that someone else has to maintain and costs me a tiny fraction of my salary to rent, I have a housemate who cooks me the most fabulous food on a daily basis, I have farked more beautiful women than I can count, I am STD free despite this, I have never stated that I have a cunning plan, I have no title besides mister, I ride a bike with the same size engine as my car and I have never voted for any of our dismally inept governments, ever. None of the above makes me thick as shiate. Yes, I am atypical for a Brit but that is kinda the point.

/One of the above statements is a lie.
//Can you guess which one?
///Three, it's a magic number.
 
2020-07-11 5:11:37 PM  

Cornelis de Gyselaer: Serious Post on Serious Thread: Cornelis de Gyselaer: Serious Post on Serious Thread: edmo: Odd way to characterize the UK. They punch way above their weight class.

They do.  But remember they had naval superiority when that mattered.

For 400 years

I'm not saying naval superiority wasn't something. It gave the UK the ability to be colonialist assholes. Just saying it's worth Jack shiat now, and Boris, or whatever his name is your legacy. I pray trump isn't ours. If he is. I'll be ashamed to say the least

I'm an American too
England has more than Boris and for a much much longer time
and god help us if we don't clean house thoroughly in January


My hope is Americans have a history of cleaning house. The shiatty aristocratic monarchs. The filthy bureaucrats. I'm a little sad right now. But I'm keeping the faith till December
 
2020-07-11 5:27:37 PM  

Serious Post on Serious Thread: Cornelis de Gyselaer: Serious Post on Serious Thread: Cornelis de Gyselaer: Serious Post on Serious Thread: edmo: Odd way to characterize the UK. They punch way above their weight class.

They do.  But remember they had naval superiority when that mattered.

For 400 years

I'm not saying naval superiority wasn't something. It gave the UK the ability to be colonialist assholes. Just saying it's worth Jack shiat now, and Boris, or whatever his name is your legacy. I pray trump isn't ours. If he is. I'll be ashamed to say the least

I'm an American too
England has more than Boris and for a much much longer time
and god help us if we don't clean house thoroughly in January

My hope is Americans have a history of cleaning house. The shiatty aristocratic monarchs. The filthy bureaucrats. I'm a little sad right now. But I'm keeping the faith till December


1880-1920 was bad
the gilded age redux is what we have now
It would be helpful to not have all of our news agencies controlled by 6 companies
/Even without Fox & Sinclair
 
2020-07-11 5:35:08 PM  
They are goofballs because they don't believe in guns
 
2020-07-11 5:52:33 PM  

Xanadone: The heart of the former British Empire is a "tiny goofball country"?  The third country on the planet to get nukes is a "tiny goofball country"?  Now, the description does fit Best Korea, nukes or no, but the UK?

Examples of tiny goofball countries: Luxembourg.  Monaco.  The Duchy of Grand Fenwick (okay, that one's ficitonal, but a actress from my hometown was in the movie "The Mouse That Roared").


What do you want? A bronze nuke medal? The only reason that silly little country exists is because it got bailed out twice in the 20th century.
By a former farking colony.
 
2020-07-11 6:02:53 PM  

omg bbq: Xanadone: The heart of the former British Empire is a "tiny goofball country"?  The third country on the planet to get nukes is a "tiny goofball country"?  Now, the description does fit Best Korea, nukes or no, but the UK?

Examples of tiny goofball countries: Luxembourg.  Monaco.  The Duchy of Grand Fenwick (okay, that one's ficitonal, but a actress from my hometown was in the movie "The Mouse That Roared").

What do you want? A bronze nuke medal? The only reason that silly little country exists is because it got bailed out twice in the 20th century.
By a former farking colony.


And the United States exists because it was bailed out by the French
 
2020-07-11 6:09:37 PM  

ReluctantLondon: omg bbq: Xanadone: The heart of the former British Empire is a "tiny goofball country"?  The third country on the planet to get nukes is a "tiny goofball country"?  Now, the description does fit Best Korea, nukes or no, but the UK?

Examples of tiny goofball countries: Luxembourg.  Monaco.  The Duchy of Grand Fenwick (okay, that one's ficitonal, but a actress from my hometown was in the movie "The Mouse That Roared").

What do you want? A bronze nuke medal? The only reason that silly little country exists is because it got bailed out twice in the 20th century.
By a former farking colony.

And the United States exists because it was bailed out by the French


I got nothing but love for the French.
 
2020-07-11 6:19:37 PM  
Poor Donald.
People always blaming him for things, when he's done absolutely nothing.
 
2020-07-11 6:57:41 PM  

jso2897: Poor Donald.
People always blaming him for things, when he's done absolutely nothing.


The ones who say things like "it's always Trump's fault somehow" are also the ones who believe that nothing is his fault.
 
2020-07-11 7:01:58 PM  

omg bbq: ReluctantLondon: omg bbq: Xanadone: The heart of the former British Empire is a "tiny goofball country"?  The third country on the planet to get nukes is a "tiny goofball country"?  Now, the description does fit Best Korea, nukes or no, but the UK?

Examples of tiny goofball countries: Luxembourg.  Monaco.  The Duchy of Grand Fenwick (okay, that one's ficitonal, but a actress from my hometown was in the movie "The Mouse That Roared").

What do you want? A bronze nuke medal? The only reason that silly little country exists is because it got bailed out twice in the 20th century.
By a former farking colony.

And the United States exists because it was bailed out by the French

I got nothing but love for the French.


Take it out to the dueling field with your English vs. French support arguments....
 
2020-07-11 7:03:56 PM  

omg bbq: ReluctantLondon: omg bbq: Xanadone: The heart of the former British Empire is a "tiny goofball country"?  The third country on the planet to get nukes is a "tiny goofball country"?  Now, the description does fit Best Korea, nukes or no, but the UK?

Examples of tiny goofball countries: Luxembourg.  Monaco.  The Duchy of Grand Fenwick (okay, that one's ficitonal, but a actress from my hometown was in the movie "The Mouse That Roared").

What do you want? A bronze nuke medal? The only reason that silly little country exists is because it got bailed out twice in the 20th century.
By a former farking colony.

And the United States exists because it was bailed out by the French

I got nothing but love for the French.


Don't forget the Poles or the Germans
 
2020-07-11 8:27:10 PM  

Xanadone: The heart of the former British Empire is a "tiny goofball country"?  The third country on the planet to get nukes is a "tiny goofball country"?  Now, the description does fit Best Korea, nukes or no, but the UK?

Examples of tiny goofball countries: Luxembourg.  Monaco.  The Duchy of Grand Fenwick (okay, that one's ficitonal, but a actress from my hometown was in the movie "The Mouse That Roared").


Luxembourg and Monaco are far too wealthy to be called goofballs. We have to refer to them as being 'eccentric'.
 
2020-07-11 8:49:30 PM  
Well, I'm absolutely shiatting bricks at this news.

I might even crack open another beer in panic.
 
2020-07-11 10:43:44 PM  
And the United States exists because it was bailed out by the French

damn French; we'd be better off today as part of the Commonwealth
 
2020-07-12 2:49:01 AM  

edmo: Odd way to characterize the UK. They punch way above their weight class.


That was when they behaved like an adult. It's a clown show there at the moment.
 
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