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2020-07-11 11:15:57 AM  
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2020-07-11 11:22:07 AM  
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2020-07-11 11:27:49 AM  
Fixed. 

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2020-07-11 11:42:19 AM  
Odds he will bus in Covid vectors from out of state just to "prove" he had a crowd?
 
2020-07-11 11:55:55 AM  

GardenWeasel: Odds he will bus in Covid vectors from out of state just to "prove" he had a crowd?


Why would he? He already canceled the thing.
 
2020-07-11 12:00:17 PM  
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2020-07-11 12:06:03 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: GardenWeasel: Odds he will bus in Covid vectors from out of state just to "prove" he had a crowd?

Why would he? He already canceled the thing.


I meant the rescheduled rally to take place in 2 weeks
 
2020-07-11 12:15:34 PM  

GardenWeasel: cameroncrazy1984: GardenWeasel: Odds he will bus in Covid vectors from out of state just to "prove" he had a crowd?

Why would he? He already canceled the thing.

I meant the rescheduled rally to take place in 2 weeks


Like anything else in the administration, it ain't happening in 2 weeks
 
2020-07-11 12:21:32 PM  
Sharpie on his map says her akains
 
2020-07-11 12:23:06 PM  
I can understand that the forecast turned out to be wrong.  Of course, this could be in part due to the fact that the government doesn't want to provide adequate funding for weather forecasting satellites.
 
2020-07-11 12:25:20 PM  
I'm sure that he will be Tweeting soon that the rally was going to be the biggest in the world if it just were not for weather.  Then it might be a liberal conspiracy that the weather ended up being severely mild.  Someone needs to determine if Soros has anything to do with it.
 
2020-07-11 12:31:53 PM  
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2020-07-11 12:33:25 PM  
Supposedly he has an official photographer along with him golfing today.

High temperatures, high humidity, white polo shirt. Looks like he's planning on padding his bugout bag with some tittie photos sold to the faithful.
 
2020-07-11 12:36:55 PM  
Rage, rage at the dying of the light Donny.
 
2020-07-11 12:40:33 PM  
Well obviously Obama turned off his weather machine and everything cleared up.  Wake up sheeple.
 
2020-07-11 12:57:16 PM  
My personal head canon is that somebody in the WH knew that the turnout was going to be terrible and in order to avoid the humiliation and resulting days of Trump tantrums (tantrumps?), he showed Don a fake NOAA forecast.

Bonus points if he created the fake with a black Sharpie.
 
2020-07-11 1:01:00 PM  
Regardless of how big or small or tiny or miniscule his crowd would have been, it's one more disease vectoring event that isn't happening. Good for everyone.

Which also means, he's got a bunch of voters out there who take the pandemic more seriously than he does. But they're still his voters.
 
2020-07-11 1:16:04 PM  
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2020-07-11 2:24:47 PM  
GET THE MARKER!
 
2020-07-11 2:26:06 PM  
Pig Destroyer - "The Diplomat" (Official Video)
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2020-07-11 2:26:40 PM  

North_Central_Positronics: Fixed. 

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Fartbongo did it in his tan suit with the weather machine.
 
2020-07-11 2:28:14 PM  
Where's my sharpie? This weathermap needs to be unskewed.
 
2020-07-11 2:29:20 PM  
Sniff. It's alright. I didn't want to hold a rally anyway.
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2020-07-11 2:30:23 PM  
They were forecasting 17mph winds. What's the max cross-wind rating on the president's hair?
 
2020-07-11 2:31:45 PM  

HugeMistake: My personal head canon is that somebody in the WH knew that the turnout was going to be terrible and in order to avoid the humiliation and resulting days of Trump tantrums (tantrumps?), he showed Don a fake NOAA forecast.

Bonus points if he created the fake with a black Sharpie.


(tantrumps?)

I will allow it.
 
2020-07-11 2:32:12 PM  
If the rain comes they run and hide their heads
They might as well be dead
If the rain comes, if the rain comes...........
Lennon/McCartney

(Wouldn't want to have to deal with umbrellas either since Himself has trouble with those.)
 
2020-07-11 2:32:12 PM  
Honestly I read "76 degrees" and went WHERE THE HELL IS IT 76 FREAKING ALASKA?! because I am currently in Santa Fe NM and we are pushing 100 degrees here, which is nearly the record if not THE record. It's so bad that even LANL's internal website is like "unusually high heat, get yo ass indoors, also building AC units are being taxed so expect that..."

Biatching aside, go KPOP stans!
 
2020-07-11 2:34:44 PM  
I'm not saying OANN's meteorologists were hired by Trump but....
 
2020-07-11 2:35:18 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: GardenWeasel: Odds he will bus in Covid vectors from out of state just to "prove" he had a crowd?

Why would he? He already canceled the thing.


He went golfing this morning. Yes, the day we learned that yesterday's new cases set an all time record. Yes, Arizona is ordering refrigerated trucks, and El Centro, CA is doing triage in tents in the street, but the day after you commute the sentence of someone who committed crimes that only benefited you, you go golfing.
 
2020-07-11 2:36:41 PM  
Hmmm.
Perhaps it's the whether not the weather that's scaring Trump away:
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New Hampshire seems interested in being done with Donald J Trump.
 
2020-07-11 2:36:53 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: GardenWeasel: cameroncrazy1984: GardenWeasel: Odds he will bus in Covid vectors from out of state just to "prove" he had a crowd?

Why would he? He already canceled the thing.

I meant the rescheduled rally to take place in 2 weeks

Like anything else in the administration, it ain't happening in 2 weeks


He can't have a rally in two weeks, that's infrastructure week,
 
2020-07-11 2:36:57 PM  
He can't even get his cult to show up to his covid parties, how the hell's he going to get sensible parents to send their kids to worse.
 
2020-07-11 2:37:16 PM  

runwiz: I can understand that the forecast turned out to be wrong.  Of course, this could be in part due to the fact that the government doesn't want to provide adequate funding for weather forecasting satellites.


Ain't that always the way it GOES?
 
2020-07-11 2:37:41 PM  

Ringshadow: Honestly I read "76 degrees" and went WHERE THE HELL IS IT 76 FREAKING ALASKA?! because I am currently in Santa Fe NM and we are pushing 100 degrees here, which is nearly the record if not THE record. It's so bad that even LANL's internal website is like "unusually high heat, get yo ass indoors, also building AC units are being taxed so expect that..."

Biatching aside, go KPOP stans!


Coastal New England is funny that way. I live almost as close to the ocean (albeit further south) as Pease is, and we can have mid 70s while inland is like 90+.
 
2020-07-11 2:38:02 PM  
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Can confirm - This was this morning.
 
2020-07-11 2:40:32 PM  
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2020-07-11 2:40:48 PM  
Well the motto is live free or die not live free and die...
 
2020-07-11 2:42:15 PM  

Aar1012: [Fark user image image 425x566]

Can confirm - This was this morning.


Jesus Jameson Christ o.0
/Stay safe farker
 
2020-07-11 2:42:39 PM  

moulderx1: runwiz: I can understand that the forecast turned out to be wrong.  Of course, this could be in part due to the fact that the government doesn't want to provide adequate funding for weather forecasting satellites.

Ain't that always the way it GOES?


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/ well played, sir, well played
 
2020-07-11 2:43:32 PM  

Aar1012: [Fark user image image 425x566]

Can confirm - This was this morning.


How's the humidity? I was looking at the weather reports and saw some dewpoints near 70. (Got relatives in coastal NH/ME)
 
2020-07-11 2:47:53 PM  
Groundhog Day - Your Weather Forecast
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2020-07-11 2:49:15 PM  
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2020-07-11 2:51:19 PM  
Weather forecast for NH: Cloudy with a chance of meatheads.
 
2020-07-11 2:51:30 PM  
Fake news, Subby.

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2020-07-11 2:52:50 PM  
Harry Balls.

Must remember to use that.
 
2020-07-11 2:53:58 PM  

Ringshadow: Honestly I read "76 degrees" and went WHERE THE HELL IS IT 76 FREAKING ALASKA?! because I am currently in Santa Fe NM and we are pushing 100 degrees here, which is nearly the record if not THE record. It's so bad that even LANL's internal website is like "unusually high heat, get yo ass indoors, also building AC units are being taxed so expect that..."

Biatching aside, go KPOP stans!


76 degrees sounds heavenly

/Vegas resident
//getting too old for this shiat
 
2020-07-11 2:54:27 PM  
Wait, the TicToc kids didn't reserve a million seats? Or did the campaign opt-out of the huge data haul of Tulsa?
 
2020-07-11 2:57:27 PM  
Oh, weather report from my front porch: 100 degrees here in salt lake.
 
2020-07-11 2:59:13 PM  
He still can't operate an umbrella, ffs.
 
2020-07-11 3:00:29 PM  

VogonPoet: Aar1012: [Fark user image image 425x566]

Can confirm - This was this morning.

How's the humidity? I was looking at the weather reports and saw some dewpoints near 70. (Got relatives in coastal NH/ME)


It wasn't bad when I took that photo but it's gotten worse. However, it's not as bad as a few days ago. I haven't even turned on my AC
 
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