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2020-07-11 10:47:05 AM  
41 votes:
He hasn't been this hard on anyone since he strapped that dog to his roof.
 
2020-07-11 1:58:27 PM  
14 votes:

Rann Xerox: Ken S.: raerae1980: 😒

At least he is not on the fence anymore!

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2020-07-11 1:29:26 PM  
13 votes:

Ken S.: raerae1980: 😒

At least he is not on the fence anymore!


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2020-07-11 12:39:10 PM  
12 votes:

iheartscotch: King Something: SoupGuru: Hey for those of you telling him to "do something", he has. He's one of the few that actually did something. Bark up another tree.

I'd really rather he didn't.

Because you'd have to consider not saying mean things about dear Mittens?


Look at that guy's comment, and then look at my username.

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2020-07-11 11:15:21 AM  
11 votes:

raerae1980: 😒


At least he is not on the fence anymore!
 
2020-07-11 1:51:07 PM  
10 votes:

TheDarkSaintOfGin: Catlenfell: How about a censure of the president by the Senate?
Put up or shut up.

But I'm sure that collins is very concerned and that disappproving frown is much like a censure so why bother.

/republicans are traitors and should be treated as such


Collins made it clear that he learned his lesson.

LEARNED. HIS. LESSON.
 
2020-07-11 1:27:43 PM  
10 votes:

Circusdog320: Then DO SOMETHING besides farking tweeting about it!


Like go to the oval room and punch trump in the throat or something
 
2020-07-11 11:19:18 AM  
9 votes:

JerseyTim: hard on


Hehe
 
2020-07-11 11:03:06 AM  
8 votes:
Hey for those of you telling him to "do something", he has. He's one of the few that actually did something. Bark up another tree.
 
2020-07-11 2:52:23 PM  
7 votes:

WhiskeySticks: The only appropriate action for mittens is to go to Trump's house and fist fight him on the front lawn.


Mitt Romney Attacks Wrestlers While Dressed As Nacho Libre
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2020-07-11 12:49:17 PM  
7 votes:

SoupGuru: Hey for those of you telling him to "do something", he has. He's one of the few that actually did something. Bark up another tree rooftop dog carrier.


FTFY.
 
2020-07-11 4:44:39 PM  
6 votes:
Does he think people will have forgotten when he was job hunting?
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2020-07-11 12:25:06 PM  
6 votes:

SoupGuru: Hey for those of you telling him to "do something", he has. He's one of the few that actually did something. Bark up another tree.


I'd really rather he didn't.
 
2020-07-11 11:46:10 AM  
5 votes:
LAW AND ORDER!
 
2020-07-11 1:46:43 PM  
4 votes:
It's as if a loaf of Wonder Bread has come to life and spoken.  I feel told.
 
2020-07-11 1:29:44 PM  
4 votes:
Uh-huh.

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2020-07-11 3:38:01 PM  
3 votes:
Probably for the best...

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2020-07-11 2:33:17 PM  
3 votes:

ViolentEastCoastCity: Rent Party: North_Central_Positronics: Ken S.: I will be impressed with him only if he heartily endorses Biden.

Mittens knows he's the shoe-in Republican candidate if the rest of the party somehow grows a set and dumps Dump before the election.   With everything that's happened in the last 4 years, I wouldn't even call this scenario a long shot.

Trump maintains a 90%+ approval rating among Republicans.   They aren't going to dump him under any circumstance, and any Republican that tried would find themselves losing a primary fight with a "real conservative."

The only reason RMoney gets away with it is because he is from Utah, and Mormons, being actually true to their faith, find Trump kind of repugnant.

Mitt isn't looking to be the next GOP nom.  I think he knows the GOP is as dead as last week's fish.  I think he is looking to lead up a new party of "not insane, actual conservatives."

He drove around with his dog on the car roof, and wears magical underwear.  That's the NOT insane conservatives??


He came out of the Vietnam War unscathed, so evidently the underwear works.
 
2020-07-11 12:18:34 PM  
3 votes:
90% of Republicans agree with Trump. You're out of step and your party doesn't like you, Mittens.
 
2020-07-11 4:17:03 PM  
2 votes:

chawco: Probably for the best...

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I wonder how many takes that required.
 
2020-07-11 4:12:00 PM  
2 votes:

NobleHam: I don't care about Mittens' motives, if the Mormons turn on Trump and Utah goes blue, that will be hilarious.


If the Mormons turn Trump on, the Mormons are gonna be pissed.
 
2020-07-11 2:35:00 PM  
2 votes:

North_Central_Positronics: Ken S.: I will be impressed with him only if he heartily endorses Biden.

Mittens knows he's the shoe-in Republican candidate if the rest of the party somehow grows a set and dumps Dump before the election.   With everything that's happened in the last 4 years, I wouldn't even call this scenario a long shot.


Isn't it too late to get someone new on the ballot?  Kanye missed the deadline.
 
2020-07-11 10:15:50 AM  
2 votes:
Then DO SOMETHING besides farking tweeting about it!
 
2020-07-11 6:55:19 PM  
1 vote:

Phil McKraken: WhiskeySticks: The only appropriate action for mittens is to go to Trump's house and fist fight him on the front lawn.

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What in gay hell.....
 
2020-07-11 6:05:48 PM  
1 vote:

geocacherphil: Circusdog320: Then DO SOMETHING besides farking tweeting about it!

He did, he voted to convict in the Senate trial


50% of the time!
 
2020-07-11 4:46:49 PM  
1 vote:

Latinwolf: Does he think people will have forgotten when he was job hunting?
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He certainly looks so pleased to be there.

His face says "please help", his eyes say "shoot me now."
 
2020-07-11 4:46:05 PM  
1 vote:

Weatherkiss: Rann Xerox: Ken S.: raerae1980: 😒

At least he is not on the fence anymore!

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2020-07-11 4:32:08 PM  
1 vote:

My Klezmer Metal Cover Band: ColonelCathcart: North_Central_Positronics: Ken S.: I will be impressed with him only if he heartily endorses Biden.

Mittens knows he's the shoe-in Republican candidate if the rest of the party somehow grows a set and dumps Dump before the election.   With everything that's happened in the last 4 years, I wouldn't even call this scenario a long shot.

The 2024 Primary will be Mittens vs. (a) Trump

And given that all the energy will belong to the Duckworth/Ocasio-Cortez ticket ... precisely no one with a complete set of teeth and a functional vocabulary will farking care.


Unfortunately, they need a majority.
 
2020-07-11 3:22:41 PM  
1 vote:

Phil McKraken: WhiskeySticks: The only appropriate action for mittens is to go to Trump's house and fist fight him on the front lawn.

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Holy shiat. I had no idea he was a trained professional in combat sports.
 
2020-07-11 3:03:42 PM  
1 vote:

ColonelCathcart: North_Central_Positronics: Ken S.: I will be impressed with him only if he heartily endorses Biden.

Mittens knows he's the shoe-in Republican candidate if the rest of the party somehow grows a set and dumps Dump before the election.   With everything that's happened in the last 4 years, I wouldn't even call this scenario a long shot.

The 2024 Primary will be Mittens vs. (a) Trump


Nah, there won't be a Trump in the mix because Biden and the soon to be Dem controlled Senate and house will pass comprehensive election security laws that will make it more difficult to collude with Putin to win elections. Sorry!
 
2020-07-11 2:51:59 PM  
1 vote:

Circusdog320: Then DO SOMETHING besides farking tweeting about it!


He did, he voted to convict in the Senate trial
 
2020-07-11 2:17:19 PM  
1 vote:

RandolphCarter: I am Tom Joad's Complete Lack of Surprise: Uh-huh.

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Was hoping to see the 'my name is reek' version, but that'll do....


Crap.  Too right.
 
2020-07-11 2:05:22 PM  
1 vote:
I don't care about Mittens' motives, if the Mormons turn on Trump and Utah goes blue, that will be hilarious.
 
2020-07-11 1:59:50 PM  
1 vote:
Every so often he outshines the rest of the Republican Party by doing the absolute minimum.
 
2020-07-11 1:44:42 PM  
1 vote:

browneye: Ken S.: I will be impressed with him only if he heartily endorses Biden.

I would be impressed with him except every time I see the name Mitt Romney, I remember this:

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It was a dick move, and I forget what point he even even tried to make to earn the smugness.

But, if every smirk or eyeroll I have done in my life was recorded... It would be a bad read.
 
2020-07-11 1:41:49 PM  
1 vote:

browneye: Ken S.: I will be impressed with him only if he heartily endorses Biden.

I would be impressed with him except every time I see the name Mitt Romney, I remember this:

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2020-07-11 1:35:54 PM  
1 vote:

North_Central_Positronics: Ken S.: I will be impressed with him only if he heartily endorses Biden.

Mittens knows he's the shoe-in Republican candidate if the rest of the party somehow grows a set and dumps Dump before the election.   With everything that's happened in the last 4 years, I wouldn't even call this scenario a long shot.


The 2024 Primary will be Mittens vs. (a) Trump
 
2020-07-11 1:29:21 PM  
1 vote:
Fark Mittens. He's just as responsible as the rest of the GOP.
 
2020-07-11 10:24:19 AM  
1 vote:

North_Central_Positronics: Ken S.: I will be impressed with him only if he heartily endorses Biden.

Mittens knows he's the shoe-in Republican candidate if the rest of the party somehow grows a set and dumps Dump before the election.   With everything that's happened in the last 4 years, I wouldn't even call this scenario a long shot.


Oh god, I can see it. He'll say he's grown as a statesman and is willing to reach across the aisle. Moderates will eat this shiat up and the GOP will still fall in line.

Basically we'll be farked in 2024
 
2020-07-11 10:14:34 AM  
1 vote:

Ken S.: I will be impressed with him only if he heartily endorses Biden.


Mittens knows he's the shoe-in Republican candidate if the rest of the party somehow grows a set and dumps Dump before the election.   With everything that's happened in the last 4 years, I wouldn't even call this scenario a long shot.
 
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