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2020-07-11 5:10:59 AM  
It's more like Dr. Phil Crook!
 
2020-07-11 7:34:03 AM  
I really can't stand these people.
 
2020-07-11 7:45:14 AM  

Flincher: I really can't stand these people.


I've warned my mom about Dr Phil and Dr Oz. Grifters both. I think I finally got through to her when I showed her the Fox News video of them apologizing for Trump
 
2020-07-11 7:46:59 AM  
Yeah no shiat.
 
2020-07-11 7:52:03 AM  

Serious Post on Serious Thread: Flincher: I really can't stand these people.

I've warned my mom about Dr Phil and Dr Oz. Grifters both. I think I finally got through to her when I showed her the Fox News video of them apologizing for Trump


He's totally a grifter. He just plays it safe and isn't as obvious as the other tv grifters.
 
2020-07-11 7:52:34 AM  
The dangers of Marketing, convince the population that Trump is a good business man and Dr. Phil knows what he's talking bout.

//Also that Ted Nugent is a good musician.
 
2020-07-11 7:53:57 AM  
Meanwhile, I'm forced to raid my 401k because my mortgage is still due and we're down to one income. Seems like the bailout worked exactly as republicans intended.
 
2020-07-11 7:54:18 AM  
Parasites.
Lower than parasites since they "should" be more humane than your average tapeworm.
 
2020-07-11 7:55:15 AM  
And I'm sure he paid himself and his family the required amount for the forgiveness.

Did people think that the CARES Act was to benefit normal people only? The Senate guaranteed that the wealthy would receive the lion's share, just like in everything else.
 
2020-07-11 7:58:08 AM  

Thatguy!1984: Serious Post on Serious Thread: Flincher: I really can't stand these people.

I've warned my mom about Dr Phil and Dr Oz. Grifters both. I think I finally got through to her when I showed her the Fox News video of them apologizing for Trump

He's totally a grifter. He just plays it safe and isn't as obvious as the other tv grifters.


Does he play it safe?

Every time I've ever tried to watch Dr' Phil's show, it's always like Maury Povich or classic Phil Donahue but delivered in a condescending elitist-teacher-like tone (as opposed to the exploitation tone of old). I always wondered who he appealed to. Maybe it is the people who secretly like trash but refuse to admit it?

I don't have anything positive to say about Dr. Oz. He's just punchable.
 
2020-07-11 8:00:08 AM  
In purely hypothetical terms, if the revolution were to come, would anyone be particularly sad if Dr. Phil and his ilk met the business end of a guillotine?
 
2020-07-11 8:03:31 AM  

Dr. Nick Riviera: In purely hypothetical terms, if the revolution were to come, would anyone be particularly sad if Dr. Phil and his ilk met the business end of a guillotine?


Whoa, slow down there, buddy. Let's not get too humane here.
 
2020-07-11 8:03:49 AM  
Dr Phil was all like "Cash me outside, how 'bout dat."
 
2020-07-11 8:06:53 AM  

Serious Post on Serious Thread: Flincher: I really can't stand these people.

I've warned my mom about Dr Phil and Dr Oz. Grifters both. I think I finally got through to her when I showed her the Fox News video of them apologizing for Trump


Dr. Oz has always creeped me out. He looks like someone carved a terrifying ventriloquist dummy of Jason Bateman and brought it to life through dark magic.
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2020-07-11 8:07:34 AM  
Page Six on the politics tab. Is this the end? Are we going to die?

Five AM. I'm going back to sleep.
 
2020-07-11 8:12:03 AM  
Meanwhile, I cut my salary in half so I could pay my staff and keep my business open. Suck it, Dr. Phil.
 
2020-07-11 8:14:51 AM  
Never trust a fat man selling a diet plan.
 
2020-07-11 8:15:48 AM  
I'm starting to have difficulties separating reality from satire.
 
2020-07-11 8:21:50 AM  
It's just another day of griiiift
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2020-07-11 8:24:42 AM  

misanthropicsob: Thatguy!1984: Serious Post on Serious Thread: Flincher: I really can't stand these people.

I've warned my mom about Dr Phil and Dr Oz. Grifters both. I think I finally got through to her when I showed her the Fox News video of them apologizing for Trump

He's totally a grifter. He just plays it safe and isn't as obvious as the other tv grifters.

Does he play it safe?

Every time I've ever tried to watch Dr' Phil's show, it's always like Maury Povich or classic Phil Donahue but delivered in a condescending elitist-teacher-like tone (as opposed to the exploitation tone of old). I always wondered who he appealed to. Maybe it is the people who secretly like trash but refuse to admit it?

I don't have anything positive to say about Dr. Oz. He's just punchable.


You're not wrong.

In the old days, we would walk by the Stocks to look at the fools. Now we don't even have to smell their foolishness.
 
2020-07-11 8:24:49 AM  

EdgeRunner: Serious Post on Serious Thread: Flincher: I really can't stand these people.

I've warned my mom about Dr Phil and Dr Oz. Grifters both. I think I finally got through to her when I showed her the Fox News video of them apologizing for Trump

Dr. Oz has always creeped me out. He looks like someone carved a terrifying ventriloquist dummy of Jason Bateman and brought it to life through dark magic.
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Thing is he apparently is an accomplished heart surgeon. He just went insanely cash crazy and went full grifter
 
2020-07-11 8:26:50 AM  
You guys do realize that these PPP loans aren't just free money handouts, right?  That there are rules about how the money is to be spend, and if you don't do that you have to pay it back.... right??
 
2020-07-11 8:36:10 AM  

GoldSpider: You guys do realize that these PPP loans aren't just free money handouts, right?  That there are rules about how the money is to be spend, and if you don't do that you have to pay it back.... right??


Oh you poor, sweet summer child...
 
2020-07-11 8:36:18 AM  

GoldSpider: You guys do realize that these PPP loans aren't just free money handouts, right?  That there are rules about how the money is to be spend, and if you don't do that you have to pay it back.... right??


Yeaaaaaaah.  For Democrats.
 
2020-07-11 8:41:02 AM  
During the Biden administration, we'll find out that there was a direct correlation between many of these payments and an ability to parrot Trump administration's garbage.
Nothing will be done about it.
 
2020-07-11 8:44:13 AM  

GoldSpider: You guys do realize that these PPP loans aren't just free money handouts, right?  That there are rules about how the money is to be spend, and if you don't do that you have to pay it back.... right??


https://www.marketwatch.com/story/ove​r​-500000-businesses-got-ppp-loans-but-a​re-listed-as-retaining-zero-jobs-treas​ury-department-data-show-2020-07-08
 
2020-07-11 8:48:07 AM  

12349876: GoldSpider: You guys do realize that these PPP loans aren't just free money handouts, right?  That there are rules about how the money is to be spend, and if you don't do that you have to pay it back.... right??

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/over​-500000-businesses-got-ppp-loans-but-a​re-listed-as-retaining-zero-jobs-treas​ury-department-data-show-2020-07-08


Then the IRS needs to go after them hard.  And cut the "they're only going to go after Democrats" shiat.  Nothing is going to get fixed as long as "partisan witch hunt" is always cited as the only reason for people being held accountable.
 
2020-07-11 8:50:35 AM  

GoldSpider: 12349876: GoldSpider: You guys do realize that these PPP loans aren't just free money handouts, right?  That there are rules about how the money is to be spend, and if you don't do that you have to pay it back.... right??

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/over​-500000-businesses-got-ppp-loans-but-a​re-listed-as-retaining-zero-jobs-treas​ury-department-data-show-2020-07-08

Then the IRS needs to go after them hard.  And cut the "they're only going to go after Democrats" shiat.  Nothing is going to get fixed as long as "partisan witch hunt" is always cited as the only reason for people being held accountable.


Trump's IRS? The IRS that has been gutted and can't even go after normal fraud? Have you not been paying attention?
 
2020-07-11 8:50:54 AM  

GoldSpider: 12349876: GoldSpider: You guys do realize that these PPP loans aren't just free money handouts, right?  That there are rules about how the money is to be spend, and if you don't do that you have to pay it back.... right??

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/over​-500000-businesses-got-ppp-loans-but-a​re-listed-as-retaining-zero-jobs-treas​ury-department-data-show-2020-07-08

Then the IRS needs to go after them hard.  And cut the "they're only going to go after Democrats" shiat.  Nothing is going to get fixed as long as "partisan witch hunt" is always cited as the only reason for people being held accountable.


You mean the IRS that still hasn't gotten the stimulus check to millions?
 
2020-07-11 8:51:48 AM  
Dr Phil's show is only good at one thing: making you feel better about how farked up your life is by comparison. Everyone likes to slow down and look at a car crash. Except this one takes an hour and he doesn't tell people to shut the hell up.
 
2020-07-11 8:53:01 AM  
Why all the complaining about the socialist redistribution of wealth, liberals?
 
2020-07-11 8:57:36 AM  
Fark you Oprah!
 
2020-07-11 9:00:12 AM  

12349876: GoldSpider: 12349876: GoldSpider: You guys do realize that these PPP loans aren't just free money handouts, right?  That there are rules about how the money is to be spend, and if you don't do that you have to pay it back.... right??

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/over​-500000-businesses-got-ppp-loans-but-a​re-listed-as-retaining-zero-jobs-treas​ury-department-data-show-2020-07-08

Then the IRS needs to go after them hard.  And cut the "they're only going to go after Democrats" shiat.  Nothing is going to get fixed as long as "partisan witch hunt" is always cited as the only reason for people being held accountable.

You mean the IRS that still hasn't gotten the stimulus check to millions?


Why would the Internal REVENUE Service be sending out stimulus checks?
 
2020-07-11 9:04:02 AM  
I'm waiting for "doctor" Phil to get Jeeeeebus, an' start preaching. He'shiatting all the right points, grifting, Trumpie, entitled children (what "aspiring musician" has 10 million for a house??), pretends to care about people, a T Veeee show, name recognition. Time to preach 'n hide the money-no taxes, 'cause-religion!
 
2020-07-11 9:06:00 AM  
That's why I love Judge Judy.
She has the same mentally unstable people on her show as "Dr." Phil but she doesn't pretend to be a doctor and she insults them.
 
2020-07-11 9:09:32 AM  
My brother and I call him Ph.D. Phil.

He NEVER went to medical school.
 
2020-07-11 9:13:11 AM  
They're all Benway under the skin.
Scratch them and the centipede will come clawing it's way out, and go for your throat.
 
2020-07-11 9:19:40 AM  

Artist: I'm waiting for "doctor" Phil to get Jeeeeebus, an' start preaching. He'shiatting all the right points, grifting, Trumpie, entitled children (what "aspiring musician" has 10 million for a house??), pretends to care about people, a T Veeee show, name recognition. Time to preach 'n hide the money-no taxes, 'cause-religion!


IIRC, he does come from an Evangelical background and does look at what he does as "ministry."
 
2020-07-11 9:20:14 AM  

Gumball T Watterson: My brother and I call him Ph.D. Phil.

He NEVER went to medical school.


And he isn't a licensed psychologist any longer in any US state or territory.
 
2020-07-11 9:21:31 AM  

GoldSpider: 12349876: GoldSpider: You guys do realize that these PPP loans aren't just free money handouts, right?  That there are rules about how the money is to be spend, and if you don't do that you have to pay it back.... right??

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/over​-500000-businesses-got-ppp-loans-but-a​re-listed-as-retaining-zero-jobs-treas​ury-department-data-show-2020-07-08

Then the IRS needs to go after them hard.


Ooohhh. Sorry. The IRS doesn't have the budget to do that. Crony capitalist outside should've told you.
 
2020-07-11 9:52:15 AM  

GardenWeasel: GoldSpider: 12349876: GoldSpider: You guys do realize that these PPP loans aren't just free money handouts, right?  That there are rules about how the money is to be spend, and if you don't do that you have to pay it back.... right??

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/over​-500000-businesses-got-ppp-loans-but-a​re-listed-as-retaining-zero-jobs-treas​ury-department-data-show-2020-07-08

Then the IRS needs to go after them hard.  And cut the "they're only going to go after Democrats" shiat.  Nothing is going to get fixed as long as "partisan witch hunt" is always cited as the only reason for people being held accountable.

Trump's IRS? The IRS that has been gutted and can't even go after normal fraud? Have you not been paying attention?


Somewhere the Rev. All Sharpton is smiling
 
2020-07-11 9:59:17 AM  

Another Government Employee: Artist: I'm waiting for "doctor" Phil to get Jeeeeebus, an' start preaching. He'shiatting all the right points, grifting, Trumpie, entitled children (what "aspiring musician" has 10 million for a house??), pretends to care about people, a T Veeee show, name recognition. Time to preach 'n hide the money-no taxes, 'cause-religion!

IIRC, he does come from an Evangelical background and does look at what he does as "ministry."


Boy Howdy!!! Wow, had no idea. Ok, so he'll open a "retreat center", near Coachella. During their festival, lots, 'n lots of doped-up, dopey, loopy, trippy, people hang out, 'n drugs, 'n stuff. Some music, more drugs 'n what ever. Phil's "Retreat" will certainly be ready for the grifting during those times of need and strung out folks.
Betcha he's got some sort of grift going on with Yeezey's Wyoming compound too.
 
2020-07-11 10:08:27 AM  
On the same day those numbers were reported, Variety reported Phil's youngest son, aspiring rock star Jordan - who is engaged to reality TV star and E! host Morgan Stewart - had paid $10 million in cash for a 6,500-square-foot mansion in the exclusive Trousdale Estates neighborhood of Beverly Hills.

Some of the greatest rock acts in history rode around in vans and cheap buses for years before achieving the lifestyle this guy counts as square one.
 
2020-07-11 10:10:56 AM  
How many people has Oprah killed from her promoting charlatans?
 
2020-07-11 10:27:56 AM  
I lost my job of seven years because my company's PPP loan ran out. And it couldn't have been that big of one, considering we only had about 20 employees. The constant barrage of news like this is making me feel pretty French-Revolutiony.
 
2020-07-11 10:50:02 AM  

EdgeRunner: Dr. Oz has always creeped me out.


You want creepy? Do a GIS for Dr Phil's House
 
2020-07-11 11:06:34 AM  

Sword and Shield: Gumball T Watterson: My brother and I call him Ph.D. Phil.

He NEVER went to medical school.

And he isn't a licensed psychologist any longer in any US state or territory.


He's ruined more marriages than porn, whiskey, and the army.
 
2020-07-11 11:11:53 AM  
Thanks for nothing, Oprah.
 
2020-07-11 11:30:48 AM  
How is it possible that a production company has such high bills for at most a year?  Was $6mil of that to ensure Phillip got his salary?
 
2020-07-11 11:36:32 AM  
Years ago, in the run-up to the Iraq War, Dr. Phil had two guests on his show who were against the notion. He basically turned it into a hate-fest for these un-American scum who dared to question the validity or necessity of the war. Had his audience booing these women, who, as it turns out (and was obvious even at the time) - were right.

I wasn't a fan of Dr. Phil before that (I'm not even sure how I came to be watching his show that day), but I've despised him intensely ever since.
 
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