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    More: News, Felony, 28-year-old Clarence D. Thomas, Misdemeanor, counts of gang member-felonies, Criminal law, Crime, Assault, Battery  
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2020-07-10 3:58:50 PM  
Will he speak at his own trial?
 
2020-07-10 3:59:20 PM  
fark you subby 2.0
 
2020-07-10 3:59:20 PM  
Three days before we hear about this judge sitting in the pokey? Tell me there isn't a double standard in Fark submissions
 
2020-07-10 3:59:26 PM  
Subby is going for the "awesome timing in stereotypes" award.
 
2020-07-10 3:59:34 PM  
SCOTUS troll headline trifecta now in play?
 
2020-07-10 3:59:41 PM  
First Roberts, now this?!!
 
2020-07-10 3:59:44 PM  
i love today so much
 
2020-07-10 3:59:47 PM  
We all know it isn't him, and we all hate you anyways subby.

/dammit
 
2020-07-10 3:59:54 PM  
Trolling Friday!
 
2020-07-10 3:59:55 PM  
Lol
 
2020-07-10 3:59:55 PM  
I wasn't expecting Fark Fake News Friday.
 
2020-07-10 3:59:56 PM  
Got clearance, Clarence
 
2020-07-10 4:00:01 PM  
Subby, you utter bastard.
 
2020-07-10 4:00:28 PM  
I'd rather have that Clarence Thomas on the Supreme Court than the one we're stuck with.
 
2020-07-10 4:00:36 PM  
I'm sure the trial will be a national spectacle, but a narrow largely partisan majority will confirm him to a position of national trust.
 
2020-07-10 4:00:50 PM  
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2020-07-10 4:01:02 PM  
Two in a woe
 
2020-07-10 4:01:03 PM  
someone better be out there scouring obscure news sites for a scotus impersonator trifecta
 
2020-07-10 4:01:11 PM  
Lol. I got a chuckle.
I thought this was going to be about him resigning to give Trump a new conservative justice.
 
2020-07-10 4:01:46 PM  
God dammit
 
2020-07-10 4:01:53 PM  
SCOTUS Trollfecta in play
 
2020-07-10 4:02:16 PM  
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Subby

"There's an old saying in Tennessee - I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee - that says, fool me once, shame on - shame on you. Fool me - you can't get fooled again."
 
2020-07-10 4:02:17 PM  
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2020-07-10 4:02:42 PM  
 Fool me once, shame on - shame on you. Fool me - you can't get fooled again!
 
2020-07-10 4:02:50 PM  
I look forward to someone finding a way to complete this trifecta today.
 
2020-07-10 4:03:30 PM  
"Thomas, also known as "Stank," is the older brother of Carl "Lil Carl" Howard, a 15-year-old serving at least 16 years in prison for 19 felonies, and Karon "Do Man" Thomas, who is one of three men serving prison time for the May 2013, pre-prom party quadruple shooting in which 17-year-old Tonquinisha "NeNe" McKinley was killed."

That's some fine parenting.
 
2020-07-10 4:04:08 PM  
I secretly placed a pubic hair on Subby's Coke, so everybody settle down.
 
2020-07-10 4:04:17 PM  

Kazan: fark you subby 2.0


Fool you twice, shame on you.
 
2020-07-10 4:05:15 PM  
if someone somewhere with the initials RBG kicks the bucket today, Subby can complete the trifecta.

/just not the actual Notorious RBG
//please
///please please
 
2020-07-10 4:05:16 PM  
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Fool me once.
 
2020-07-10 4:05:29 PM  

gunga galunga: Kazan: fark you subby 2.0

Fool you twice, shame on you.


Fool you three times, you can't boof me again!
 
2020-07-10 4:05:45 PM  
Two years for shooting someone , while on parole???
 
2020-07-10 4:05:46 PM  
That was a very pubescent thing to do, subby.
 
2020-07-10 4:05:54 PM  
Great, now what do I do with my boner. Fark this day, I've already had a heart attack and now you give me blue balls?
 
2020-07-10 4:05:55 PM  

Opacity: Three days before we hear about this judge sitting in the pokey? Tell me there isn't a double standard in Fark submissions


Bruv, the world ended two days ago. You're not going to hear about it until tomorrow.

But the headline for it is very clever indeed! Yes, there is a pun and complex meta-humor.
 
2020-07-10 4:06:24 PM  
What next?  Ruth(erford) Ginsb(e)rg trampled by bison in Yellowstone?
 
2020-07-10 4:06:33 PM  
Damn it. I knew this link wasn't going to go the way I wanted, but I still spit out my Diet Coke.
 
2020-07-10 4:06:48 PM  
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2020-07-10 4:07:45 PM  
You know, after having Roberts resign, I can only hope for a full trifecta today.
 
2020-07-10 4:08:28 PM  
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2020-07-10 4:08:53 PM  
Lot of misdirectional headlines with the Supremes today, Fark.

I'm warning you.
 
2020-07-10 4:09:03 PM  

Bob Vagene: First Roberts, now this?!!


The sequel is never as good as the original.
 
2020-07-10 4:09:59 PM  

virulent_loser: if someone somewhere with the initials RBG kicks the bucket today, Subby can complete the trifecta.

/just not the actual Notorious RBG
//please
///please please


I went with searching tech articles referencing RGB to see if anything could possibly be spun, but got bored rather quickly.

/what, you expect me to work in the last 20 minutes of my shift?
 
2020-07-10 4:10:01 PM  
"Running from the law, the press, and the parents
Is your name Michael Diamond?
No, mine's Clarence"
 
2020-07-10 4:10:25 PM  
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2020-07-10 4:11:44 PM  
I'm gettin' too old for this shiat. That's twice I've nearly swallowed my tongue today.
 
2020-07-10 4:12:32 PM  
F*ck you, subby.
 
2020-07-10 4:12:44 PM  
And so it begins...

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2020-07-10 4:15:12 PM  
Fool me once...
 
2020-07-10 4:16:05 PM  
Antonin Scalia unavailable for comment and bail payment.
 
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