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2020-07-10 3:38:26 PM  
Minehost and doc how did you do on Parnassus
 
2020-07-10 3:38:38 PM  
https://twitter.com/oneunderscore__/s​t​atus/1281616606012092419?s=20

Pizzagate/QAnon people have Wayfair trending today. They falsely claim price glitches on storage boxes prove that the company is trafficking children. This took off because of a post on Reddit's r/conspiracy subreddit yesterday, which is a clearinghouse for anonymous paranoia.
 
2020-07-10 3:40:29 PM  

JulieAzel626: https://twitter.com/oneunderscore__/s​t​atus/1281616606012092419?s=20

Pizzagate/QAnon people have Wayfair trending today. They falsely claim price glitches on storage boxes prove that the company is trafficking children. This took off because of a post on Reddit's r/conspiracy subreddit yesterday, which is a clearinghouse for anonymous paranoia.


Elipses
Lots of them
 
2020-07-10 3:42:56 PM  

JulieAzel626: https://twitter.com/oneunderscore__/s​t​atus/1281616606012092419?s=20

Pizzagate/QAnon people have Wayfair trending today. They falsely claim price glitches on storage boxes prove that the company is trafficking children. This took off because of a post on Reddit's r/conspiracy subreddit yesterday, which is a clearinghouse for anonymous paranoia.


I feel dumber for just reading that
 
2020-07-10 3:43:27 PM  
POOR DEPLORABLE TROLL - A Randy Rainbow Song Parody
Youtube 7lJondUzeKk
 
TBC [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-07-10 3:58:57 PM  
G'morning, Maddites!

So, Companion was laid off yesterday. Which means, of course, that we went out to dinner to celebrate the start of their 2-month vacation. This works out well, honestly, because now they don't have to burn vacation time when the child and child's husband and grandchild come to visit at the end of next month. A delightful evening was spent destroying some crab legs, playing Scrabble, a late-night grocery store run (only customers in the store!), etc.

They just returned from a fruitless trip to attempt to renew their DL. When they came in, they announced, "I just had a brain fart on how we can cut the unemployment rate. Hire enough farking people at the DMV to actually get the people taken care of. The line was out the door. We could put a whole lot of people back to work."
 
2020-07-10 4:01:57 PM  
whoo whoo what's my name....
 
2020-07-10 4:08:56 PM  
Hey hey hey, You sexy biatches!
 
2020-07-10 4:11:33 PM  
Bookmarking and then back to the sheer farking hell that is my work at the moment.  I though linear time meant everything didn't happen ALL AT ONCE.
 
2020-07-10 4:12:04 PM  
I had Sympathy for the Devil on and that was supposed to be enough for you to get that. But it isn't. So I had to explain a post. I will try to do better.
 
2020-07-10 4:14:56 PM  
https://twitter.com/rebeccaballhaus/s​t​atus/1281681739983847429?s=19

News: A handful of Labor Department officials are quarantining after they met with at least one member of the White House Presidential Personnel Office who has since tested positive for Covid-19. w/@AndrewRestuccia
https://t.co/zo9KDqqBTc
 
2020-07-10 4:22:24 PM  
https://twitter.com/Tom_Winter/status​/​1281675261931671552?s=19

NEW: A federal judge in NY - acting quickly on his own and without being asked by either side -- has ordered attorneys for President Trump and Manhattan D.A. Cy Vance to inform the court by next Wednesday morning how they expect to proceed with the subpoena for Trump's tax docs.
 
2020-07-10 4:27:54 PM  

badtrotsky013: I had Sympathy for the Devil on and that was supposed to be enough for you to get that. But it isn't. So I had to explain a post. I will try to do better.


For what it's worth, I recognized it..

Pic unrelated:

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2020-07-10 4:30:41 PM  
https://twitter.com/howardfineman/sta​t​us/1281681337351626752?s=19

Just had a long talk with Roger Stone. He says he doesn't want a pardon (which implies guilt) but a commutation, and says he thinks #Trump will give it to him. "He knows I was under enormous pressure to turn on him. It would have eased my situation considerably. But I didn't."
 
2020-07-10 4:36:11 PM  

JulieAzel626: https://twitter.com/howardfineman/sta​t​us/1281681337351626752?s=19

Just had a long talk with Roger Stone. He says he doesn't want a pardon (which implies guilt) but a commutation, and says he thinks #Trump will give it to him. "He knows I was under enormous pressure to turn on him. It would have eased my situation considerably. But I didn't."


In other words, I didn't nark on Trump but I could have.
 
2020-07-10 4:38:29 PM  
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When did it become an accomplishment making it to the end of the week?

Mouse Kills: +2
 
2020-07-10 4:40:01 PM  

JulieAzel626: https://twitter.com/Tom_Winter/status​/​1281675261931671552?s=19

NEW: A federal judge in NY - acting quickly on his own and without being asked by either side -- has ordered attorneys for President Trump and Manhattan D.A. Cy Vance to inform the court by next Wednesday morning how they expect to proceed with the subpoena for Trump's tax docs.


Well, given that he's just gotten an order from the Supreme Court remanding the case back to him?

Yeah, I can see that.
 
2020-07-10 4:40:28 PM  

Sarah Jessica Farker: badtrotsky013: I had Sympathy for the Devil on and that was supposed to be enough for you to get that. But it isn't. So I had to explain a post. I will try to do better.

For what it's worth, I recognized it..

Pic unrelated:

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Okay that took me a second.
 
2020-07-10 4:43:03 PM  

real_headhoncho: When did it become an accomplishment making it to the end of the week?


Since the invention of the week?
 
2020-07-10 4:44:42 PM  
My cell phone provider just called asking me if I was satisfied with my home service.

Annoying and awkward, being homeless.

And she was a ESL as well...

I need money for booze....
 
2020-07-10 4:45:15 PM  
Here's why the days of the week are in the order they're in:

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2020-07-10 4:45:52 PM  

Auntie Cheesus: real_headhoncho: When did it become an accomplishment making it to the end of the week?

Since the invention of the week?


But that just meens there is another week after it, and another week after that!
 
2020-07-10 4:49:08 PM  
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2020-07-10 4:49:22 PM  

Sarah Jessica Farker: Here's why the days of the week are in the order they're in:

[66.media.tumblr.com image 540x457]


And the names are German of course

Because Spanish is all catholic shiat
 
2020-07-10 4:53:44 PM  
THE AGE GRUNGE IS OVER, TEAR DOWN THIS STATUE!

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(Don't actually tear down this statue.)

I went to a real live actual grocery store this morning for the first time since March. It went better than I expected. Everyone wore masks, which is store policy plus now required by the Guv. Everyone distanced themselves and there was enough room and few enough people to do so. The one thing is some aisles were one-way, but it's kind of hard to notice because it's only a floor marking... I think if they had something like stop signs on one end of the aisle that would help. Walked home with a big reusable bag on each arm and a full backpack. I dunno what I'm gonna cook for dinner, but tonight... I will dine.
 
2020-07-10 4:58:36 PM  

Cornelis de Gyselaer: Sarah Jessica Farker: Here's why the days of the week are in the order they're in:

[66.media.tumblr.com image 540x457]

And the names are German of course

Because Spanish is all catholic shiat


Well not all

Lunes moon
Martes mars
Miercoles miracle some say mercury I'm not convinced
Jueves jupiter
Viernes venus
Sabado this one is disputed
Domingo lords day
 
2020-07-10 4:58:50 PM  
I do not do the one way bit. Everyone has to do that or it is dumb. I tried and went WTF after a bit.
 
2020-07-10 5:02:40 PM  
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This is fine...
 
2020-07-10 5:04:06 PM  

badtrotsky013: I do not do the one way bit. Everyone has to do that or it is dumb. I tried and went WTF after a bit.


Mooooooo.
 
2020-07-10 5:05:27 PM  

badtrotsky013: I do not do the one way bit. Everyone has to do that or it is dumb. I tried and went WTF after a bit.


I had a store employee walk me the wrong way down an aisle to show me where a particular product was located.

The same store has queue markers for check-out lines that extend the wrong way into these one-way aisles.

I make the effort to loop around if I'm at the wrong end of a one-way, but yeah, it's almost pointless.

The CostCo this morning had a guy with a megaphone standing in one of the areas where people and carts tend to bunch up, saying things like "maintain social distancing" and "abandoned carts will be collected and their items restocked".
 
2020-07-10 5:06:39 PM  

Sarah Jessica Farker: Here's why the days of the week are in the order they're in:

[66.media.tumblr.com image 540x457]


Now goatse that and put Uranus smack dab in the middle.

/I may have been on Fark way too long.
 
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2020-07-10 5:07:09 PM  
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2020-07-10 5:08:11 PM  
Hey hey!
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2020-07-10 5:08:52 PM  

Azz: [Fark user image 425x332]


W.T.F?
 
2020-07-10 5:09:27 PM  

GardenWeasel: Sarah Jessica Farker: Here's why the days of the week are in the order they're in:

[66.media.tumblr.com image 540x457]

Now goatse that and put Uranus smack dab in the middle.

/I may have been on Fark way too long.


Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2020-07-10 5:10:05 PM  

Sarah Jessica Farker: badtrotsky013: I do not do the one way bit. Everyone has to do that or it is dumb. I tried and went WTF after a bit.

I had a store employee walk me the wrong way down an aisle to show me where a particular product was located.

The same store has queue markers for check-out lines that extend the wrong way into these one-way aisles.

I make the effort to loop around if I'm at the wrong end of a one-way, but yeah, it's almost pointless.

The CostCo this morning had a guy with a megaphone standing in one of the areas where people and carts tend to bunch up, saying things like "maintain social distancing" and "abandoned carts will be collected and their items restocked".


Something something red zone
 
2020-07-10 5:10:13 PM  
https://twitter.com/JeremySWallace/st​a​tus/1281695430322118658?s=19

NEW: Texas has topped 3,000 deaths from COVID-19 for the first time. The state is reporting another 95 deaths today, giving Texas 3,013.

Also Texas hit 10,000 active COVID confirmed hospitalizations for the first time.
 
2020-07-10 5:11:02 PM  
https://twitter.com/johnrobertsFox/st​a​tus/1281675558481428480?s=19

The alert lights are "blinking red" for a possible Roger Stone commutation this afternoon.....
 
2020-07-10 5:11:36 PM  

Cornelis de Gyselaer: Sarah Jessica Farker: badtrotsky013: I do not do the one way bit. Everyone has to do that or it is dumb. I tried and went WTF after a bit.

I had a store employee walk me the wrong way down an aisle to show me where a particular product was located.

The same store has queue markers for check-out lines that extend the wrong way into these one-way aisles.

I make the effort to loop around if I'm at the wrong end of a one-way, but yeah, it's almost pointless.

The CostCo this morning had a guy with a megaphone standing in one of the areas where people and carts tend to bunch up, saying things like "maintain social distancing" and "abandoned carts will be collected and their items restocked".

Something something red zone


He at least was able to tell me where the oranges had moved to.
 
2020-07-10 5:11:37 PM  

Azz: [Fark user image image 425x332]


That can't be real
 
2020-07-10 5:13:39 PM  
 
2020-07-10 5:14:32 PM  

TBC: G'morning, Maddites!

So, Companion was laid off yesterday. Which means, of course, that we went out to dinner to celebrate the start of their 2-month vacation. This works out well, honestly, because now they don't have to burn vacation time when the child and child's husband and grandchild come to visit at the end of next month. A delightful evening was spent destroying some crab legs, playing Scrabble, a late-night grocery store run (only customers in the store!), etc.

They just returned from a fruitless trip to attempt to renew their DL. When they came in, they announced, "I just had a brain fart on how we can cut the unemployment rate. Hire enough farking people at the DMV to actually get the people taken care of. The line was out the door. We could put a whole lot of people back to work."


Does your state not to DMV appointments?
 
2020-07-10 5:18:29 PM  
Atlanta mayor to roll back reopening to Phase One, according to WSB-TV.
 
2020-07-10 5:18:30 PM  
 
2020-07-10 5:19:26 PM  

Azz: [Fark user image 425x332]


HOLY SHIAT I WOKE UP IN BIZARRO WORLD
 
2020-07-10 5:24:51 PM  
 
2020-07-10 5:24:51 PM  

null: In which someone beats I Have A Bo Burnham GIF For That to the punch


Did you see Cleveland 5 Twitter today
 
2020-07-10 5:31:48 PM  

JulieAzel626: https://twitter.com/JeremySWallace/st​a​tus/1281695430322118658?s=19

NEW: Texas has topped 3,000 deaths from COVID-19 for the first time. The state is reporting another 95 deaths today, giving Texas 3,013.

Also Texas hit 10,000 active COVID confirmed hospitalizations for the first time.


Um...how do they top 3,000 deaths from COVID-19 twice?
 
2020-07-10 5:34:17 PM  

Cornelis de Gyselaer: null: In which someone beats I Have A Bo Burnham GIF For That to the punch

Did you see Cleveland 5 Twitter today


I saw it here on Fark.
 
2020-07-10 5:34:42 PM  

I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: JulieAzel626: https://twitter.com/JeremySWallace/sta​tus/1281695430322118658?s=19

NEW: Texas has topped 3,000 deaths from COVID-19 for the first time. The state is reporting another 95 deaths today, giving Texas 3,013.

Also Texas hit 10,000 active COVID confirmed hospitalizations for the first time.

Um...how do they top 3,000 deaths from COVID-19 twice?


Remember all those jokes about magats not breathing if we said it was essential?

Well lookee here
 
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