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(NPR)   It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a GRU   (npr.org) divider line
    More: PSA, Vladimir Putin, Russia, U.S. intelligence, Russian President Vladimir Putin, United States, military officials, Russia's military operations, Barack Obama  
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2266 clicks; posted to Politics » on 10 Jul 2020 at 6:22 PM (4 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2020-07-10 3:28:18 PM  
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2020-07-10 3:36:07 PM  
If this predicament seems particularly cruel,
consider whose fault it could be:
not a torch or a match in your inventory.
 
2020-07-10 3:39:52 PM  

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2020-07-10 4:08:42 PM  
I cast Magic Missile.
 
2020-07-10 6:07:57 PM  
It wasn't a masterpiece but it was a good introduction to Riddick.  I liked the sequel better but haven't seen the 3rd film.
 
2020-07-10 6:24:03 PM  
MC Frontalot - It Is Pitch Dark
Youtube 4nigRT2KmCE

Need to make this my Ringtone again...
 
2020-07-10 6:25:23 PM  

Nadie_AZ: I cast Magic Missile.


I attack the darkness!
 
2020-07-10 6:26:26 PM  

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2020-07-10 6:30:02 PM  
Uh... that is TOTES Lady G on the right in that picture.
 
2020-07-10 6:31:22 PM  
I charge the gazebo.
 
2020-07-10 6:39:39 PM  
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That's what the eyeshine is for.
 
2020-07-10 6:44:09 PM  
>Take Sword
(taken)

The orange troll burst from behind a wall and declares himself Lord Dimwit Flathead the Excessive.

>throw sword at orange troll

The sword cuts through the orange troll, but like pudding he folds back on top of himself unharmed. Not quite liquid not quite solid.
 
2020-07-10 6:48:07 PM  
Trump: "we got to keep these Covid-19 numbers up until everyone forgets this bounty story"/
 
2020-07-10 6:52:34 PM  

Free Radical: Nadie_AZ: I cast Magic Missile.

I attack the darkness!


Where's the Mountain Dew?
 
2020-07-10 7:16:16 PM  

J.R. 'Bob' Chinaski: Trump: "we got to keep these Covid-19 numbers up until get kids into classrooms so everyone forgets this bounty story"


FTFY

Redcaps don't mind brown children at the border being put at risk. Are they willing to risk their own children?
 
2020-07-10 7:17:01 PM  
Just in case anyone wasn't familiar

An 8 Bit Reenactment of Dungeons and Dragons
Youtube -leYc4oC83E
 
2020-07-10 7:18:18 PM  
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2020-07-10 7:18:27 PM  
Well, it's simple.  We just find the head of the GRU and land an explosive drone on him and oh wait we already did that in Iran and they'd be expecting that, wouldn't they?
 
2020-07-10 7:19:37 PM  

freetomato: J.R. 'Bob' Chinaski: Trump: "we got to keep these Covid-19 numbers up until get kids into classrooms so everyone forgets this bounty story"

FTFY

Redcaps don't mind brown children at the border being put at risk. Are they willing to risk their own children?


Who are you two and how did you escape from 2018?
 
2020-07-10 7:23:49 PM  

Mikey1969: [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/4nigRT2K​mCE]
Need to make this my Ringtone again...


HAHA, I beat you to it. Neener neener.
 
2020-07-10 7:23:52 PM  
Xyzzy!

Wait, no, that's not it.
 
2020-07-10 7:27:36 PM  
My handle is particularly relevant to this thread.
 
2020-07-10 7:28:23 PM  

freetomato: J.R. 'Bob' Chinaski: Trump: "we got to keep these Covid-19 numbers up until get kids into classrooms so everyone forgets this bounty story"

FTFY

Redcaps don't mind brown children at the border being put at risk. Are they willing to risk their own children?


I've heard Limbaugh and the rest of the conservative talk radio crew saying how kids aren't affected earlier this week. I'm not sure how that's going to play out when the rubber meets the road, but it doesn't seem like a good strategy if little Timmy Redstate and the rest of his class actually gets sick and the leader of your political party was the one that made that happen.
 
2020-07-10 8:18:28 PM  

Mikey1969: [YouTube video: MC Frontalot - It Is Pitch Dark]
Need to make this my Ringtone again...


Came for this
 
2020-07-10 8:35:04 PM  
HOTY. Beware of Darkness.
 
2020-07-10 9:18:53 PM  
Duh?
 
2020-07-10 10:53:59 PM  

greensunshine: HOTY. Beware of Darkness.


Also, Pushkin in the picture above their heads. I approve of the art.
 
2020-07-11 12:43:39 AM  

gfbabbitt: Free Radical: Nadie_AZ: I cast Magic Missile.

I attack the darkness!

Where's the Mountain Dew?


In the fridge!  Duh!
 
2020-07-11 12:44:28 AM  

vrax: Xyzzy!

Wait, no, that's not it.


PLUGH!
 
2020-07-11 5:27:03 AM  
You can't get ye flask.
 
2020-07-11 7:54:53 AM  

J.R. 'Bob' Chinaski: freetomato: J.R. 'Bob' Chinaski: Trump: "we got to keep these Covid-19 numbers up until get kids into classrooms so everyone forgets this bounty story"

FTFY

Redcaps don't mind brown children at the border being put at risk. Are they willing to risk their own children?

I've heard Limbaugh and the rest of the conservative talk radio crew saying how kids aren't affected earlier this week. I'm not sure how that's going to play out when the rubber meets the road, but it doesn't seem like a good strategy if little Timmy Redstate and the rest of his class actually gets sick and the leader of your political party was the one that made that happen.


Well, my wife and I have been in the fence; but if acclaimed medical doctor Rush "the goblin king " Limbaugh thinks it's ok...
 
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