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(CNN)   One of these things is not like the others, / one of these things is not quite the same / Can you guess which thing is not like the others? / Before we end our game   (cnn.com) divider line
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3151 clicks; posted to Politics » on 10 Jul 2020 at 10:05 PM (15 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2020-07-10 5:41:03 PM  
10 votes:
But all the other kids get to go outside and play!

That's because the other kids do their homework, brush their teeth, and mask their face.
 
2020-07-10 10:16:08 PM  
6 votes:
We are being so stupid through all of us.  At this point the 300k death toll that people keep bandying about seems like a conservative projection
 
2020-07-10 10:10:03 PM  
6 votes:
What in the fark with up with him using his usual mob extortionist tactics of threatening to cut funding schools if they don't comply with his petty demands? This is farked up on so many levels
 
2020-07-10 10:53:30 PM  
5 votes:
1)  This is like a slow-motion car crash.  We all know how this is going to end...schools are all going to be remote learning before long at some point; it's just a matter of which states/cities want to have sick/dead students/teachers/families first.

2)  I remember at the beginning of this, that a smart person said that if we did things right, it would seem like an overreaction (and that we'd have dumbasses complaining that we didn't have to do so much).

We did few things right, and lots of things wrong - and we STILL have dumbasses complaining about "their freedoms".

I hate all of this.
 
2020-07-10 10:20:29 PM  
5 votes:
So we need Angela Merkel in charge of our country?  Because that's the message I took from that.
 
2020-07-10 10:18:09 PM  
5 votes:

baron von doodle: Here is what I don't understand from a logical standpoint*. Opening schools like normal causes more infection and death. This, in theory, leads to worse election odds. Why follow this path?


Because the more people that accept this situation as "the new normal", the less likely it is that a mob of angry citizens will storm the White House again and demand a reckoning.
 
2020-07-10 10:11:03 PM  
5 votes:
Trump doesn't care what reality is, sillies.
 
2020-07-10 10:38:20 PM  
4 votes:
lol, there's no farking way I am sending my kid back to school
 
2020-07-10 10:19:58 PM  
4 votes:

baron von doodle: Palined Parenthood: baron von doodle: Here is what I don't understand from a logical standpoint*. Opening schools like normal causes more infection and death. This, in theory, leads to worse election odds. Why follow this path?

*I know, Trump doesn't use logic or reason, he "goes from the gut". Still, you would think that there is at least one person that he listens to that understands reality.

Burning the ship

Yeah, but he is on the ship.


Trump is very unhappy because virus isn't listening and he wants to show virus who is boss.

I wish I were joking.
 
2020-07-10 11:01:41 PM  
3 votes:

baron von doodle: Here is what I don't understand from a logical standpoint*. Opening schools like normal causes more infection and death. This, in theory, leads to worse election odds. Why follow this path?

*I know, Trump doesn't use logic or reason, he "goes from the gut". Still, you would think that there is at least one person that he listens to that understands reality.


It's magical thinking. There's only one route to victory at this point: The US has to get back to a relative normal; the virus has to be more or less contained; and the economy (not the stock market) has to recover to some degree. (I suppose that you could add that Americans have to forget that 130,000+ people have died.) Of course all three can't happen realistically, BUT, if the virus were to magically disappear, and people were already back at work and children in school, then he would be almost be there.

So he has convinced himself that the virus will go away. He has said as much even recently.

It's a bit like playing poker heads up with only a few chips left. You have no choice but to go all in. The chances you will win is small, but you're guaranteed to lose if you don't.
 
2020-07-10 10:22:24 PM  
3 votes:

baron von doodle: Snapper Carr: We are being so stupid through all of us.  At this point the 300k death toll that people keep bandying about seems like a conservative projection

My initial estimate was 4.3 mil dead if no working vaccine is developed and adopted. Working vaccine remains to be seen. Adoption is probably 60%. I'll revise my estimate to 2 mil dead if a vaccine is found early next year.

That's the final total of dead accross the length of the disease.


In the US*
 
2020-07-10 10:26:17 PM  
2 votes:

berylman: What in the fark with up with him using his usual mob extortionist tactics of threatening to cut funding schools if they don't comply with his petty demands? This is farked up on so many levels


Because he is a petty extortionist
 
2020-07-10 10:18:05 PM  
2 votes:
Remember how the rest of the world refused American genetic modified wheat, had growth hormone beef concerns and the like.

While they play open the schools during the pandemic games these jackasses are acting oblivious to what's coming.
 
2020-07-10 10:34:10 PM  
1 vote:

fragMasterFlash: I think I've figured it out: Trump wants a farktonne of young, healthy people with a good shot at a full recovery to get COVID-19 so that their antibodies can be collected and used therapeutically for other patients less likely to survive (you know, like fat old republican politicians). This is the Trump solution to getting past COVID-19 and your kids are the test tubes in which he wants to brew up his cureall. Don't let him do this.


Occam's Razor says he just doesn't give a shiat about anyone but himself.
 
2020-07-10 10:25:29 PM  
1 vote:

Snapper Carr: We are being so stupid through all of us.  At this point the 300k death toll that people keep bandying about seems like a conservative projection


I hope you're not trying to pick a fight because I don't think there is anyone here who disagrees with you. "I'll take 500K by Biden's inaugeration Alex."
 
2020-07-10 10:16:25 PM  
1 vote:

Palined Parenthood: baron von doodle: Here is what I don't understand from a logical standpoint*. Opening schools like normal causes more infection and death. This, in theory, leads to worse election odds. Why follow this path?

*I know, Trump doesn't use logic or reason, he "goes from the gut". Still, you would think that there is at least one person that he listens to that understands reality.

Burning the ship


Yeah, but he is on the ship.
 
2020-07-10 10:15:49 PM  
1 vote:

baron von doodle: Here is what I don't understand from a logical standpoint*. Opening schools like normal causes more infection and death. This, in theory, leads to worse election odds. Why follow this path?

*I know, Trump doesn't use logic or reason, he "goes from the gut". Still, you would think that there is at least one person that he listens to that understands reality.


Burning the ship
 
2020-07-10 10:15:14 PM  
1 vote:
Here is what I don't understand from a logical standpoint*. Opening schools like normal causes more infection and death. This, in theory, leads to worse election odds. Why follow this path?

*I know, Trump doesn't use logic or reason, he "goes from the gut". Still, you would think that there is at least one person that he listens to that understands reality.
 
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