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(AP News)   After his covid scare, Jimmy Johnson is confused, frustrated, and afraid he may hit new lows   ( divider line
    More: Followup, Indianapolis Motor Speedway, NASCAR, Jimmie Johnson, seven-time NASCAR champion, positive test, first race of his career, Brickyard 400, negative test  
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2020-07-10 11:03:54 PM  
im sure he was part of the 50,000 on one day.

when they first launched the tests, there was a lot of noise about european countries refusing tests from china because of how often they were wrong. i wonder if we're using them. also, i wonder how much the accuracy of said tests has improved over the last few months. my guess is not much. i feel (because i have no sata to support it) that a large number of test results are false positive

2020-07-10 11:09:40 PM  
I guess you could say he was...taken for a ride by that false positive.
2020-07-10 11:10:08 PM  
Look at it this way Jimmy... Just like when the check engine light comes on and you have to pit, it's best to be safe than sorry.
2020-07-11 2:43:30 AM  

Jimmy is the coach
2020-07-11 3:18:47 AM  
STFU Jimmy. You've won seven championships. My favorite driver had to stop racing because he died of cancer. You missed one farking race.
2020-07-11 8:19:37 AM  
If all of our Idols have anything to say about it, HWSNBN will never win another race, or even come close.
2020-07-11 2:30:00 PM  
How many hundreds of thousands of the positive tests are false positives?
2020-07-11 2:37:13 PM  
Dude - you have gotten to spend a lifetime earning a handsome living driving automobiles irresponsibly.
You don't get to complain.
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