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(Some Guy)   Some of the most ungodly awful wedding cakes subby has ever seen. Come for the Jabba the Hutt, stay for the Fark wedding cake   (womenadvance.com) divider line
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1572 clicks; posted to Food » on 10 Jul 2020 at 5:20 PM (3 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2020-07-10 4:03:50 PM  
Ye Gods I want this! 
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2020-07-10 5:38:07 PM  
Please gods tell me people did not pay money for these abominations. I did like the Poe one though.
 
2020-07-10 6:03:32 PM  
(slowly backs out of thread)
 
2020-07-10 6:20:46 PM  
Wow. Awful. I like baking, and how any of those cakes were part of a wedding celebration is a shame.

CSB: One epically awful wedding I went to years ago, the cake comes out. Aaaannnndddd.....it's bright green, with leprechauns, with four leaf clovers on it. Too small for the nearly 120 guests. Wrong cake for the wrong event. Caterer did not care. Why, yes, this was a few days before St. Patrick's day.
 
2020-07-10 6:21:53 PM  
Just go to Cake Wrecks.
 
2020-07-10 7:03:32 PM  
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FTFAThose balls of color actually have faces, and they're a little bit terrifying. It's almost like a weird bird form then placed on top of the bride and groom's head. It looks like something from some B-rate horror.

The author has never seen Peeps before? I'm just envious that they've never tasted them.
 
2020-07-10 7:07:55 PM  
The Peeps one and the one in the preview image are fine. The one where it's a copy of the bride was legit good, if weird AF. The one with the cupcake tray as the woman's dress...man, y'all don't know about rich people parties. They love making people suffer for them and their guests in shiat like that.
 
2020-07-10 7:29:46 PM  
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2020-07-10 7:40:41 PM  

Burn_The_Plows: [Fark user image image 400x275]
FTFA: Those balls of color actually have faces, and they're a little bit terrifying. It's almost like a weird bird form then placed on top of the bride and groom's head. It looks like something from some B-rate horror.

The author has never seen Peeps before? I'm just envious that they've never tasted them.


Came to say this. What a farking goofus.
 
2020-07-10 8:01:58 PM  
I work with someone like the person who made this cake.  Communicating with her is very... interesting.
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2020-07-10 8:35:37 PM  

ProdigalSigh: I work with someone like the person who made this cake.  Communicating with her is very... interesting.
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Literally, I work with someone like the person who made this cake. Communicating with her is very...interesting.
 
2020-07-10 8:42:48 PM  
Cake Fial!
 
2020-07-10 8:58:33 PM  

WoolyManwich: Ye Gods I want this! [Fark user image image 425x425]


Are those... lima beans???
 
2020-07-10 9:13:45 PM  

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...because when I think 'cake', I think 'beans and fish'.

/is it wrong that I wanna party with this cake guy?
 
2020-07-10 9:55:51 PM  

testosteronephobe: WoolyManwich: Ye Gods I want this! [Fark user image image 425x425]

Are those... lima beans???


I think they're edamame.  I wouldn't want this for a wedding cake. I would want it because it's basically a giant sashimi platter
 
2020-07-10 9:56:13 PM  
Are those human teeth?
 
2020-07-10 10:08:22 PM  
I liked the sleigh ride one.
 
2020-07-11 2:26:57 AM  
I laughed at Weeding Cake.
 
2020-07-11 2:40:32 AM  
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2020-07-11 7:16:25 AM  

ProdigalSigh: I work with someone like the person who made this cake.  Communicating with her is very... interesting.
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I figure if you write words in the box, they should go on the cake.  They probably have clients without much creativity who want a joke cake like they saw on the internet.
 
2020-07-11 9:09:42 AM  
Peeps taste better after 2 minutes in the microwave at 50% power.

It has to be seen to be believed.

The result tastes like campfire marshmallows
 
2020-07-11 11:16:49 AM  
Did Lex Luthor steal any of them?

That's terrible!
 
2020-07-11 11:39:23 AM  
I got a good laugh from some of those. Thanks.
 
2020-07-11 12:38:52 PM  
I recommend Cakewrecks.com if you enjoy this, very funny. A pastry chef friend of mine gets a different cake wreck on his facebook wall every birthday.
 
2020-07-11 2:41:03 PM  
I don't think the author understands what is happening in a lot of these and tried to write witty comments.  For example, this is a cone full of cream puffs on top of the cake that the bride tipped over trying to take it off, not some 2nd cake she is trying to cut.
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Since we can't see the front, I am almost certain this one is actually some fat anime cat:
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2020-07-11 4:12:28 PM  
Alot of those cakes seem to be either home made or done by staff at a grocery store bakery, either way many of them are attempting thing beyond there skill level with predictable results.   A few seem the product of odd requests.
 
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