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(Reuters)   *A-Chooo* Gesundheit. Here's a superseding indictment   (reuters.com) divider line
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2020-07-10 3:38:28 PM  
A two-sentence article crammed into just two paragraphs?
 
2020-07-10 3:53:50 PM  

edmo: A two-sentence article crammed into just two paragraphs?


Yeah, I just spend a half hour looking for something more detailed. Couldn't find a thing, even at Fogbow where I figured a curious lawyer would have found the document.

Apparently the news that a superseding indictment exists is all anyone's got.
 
2020-07-10 4:00:08 PM  
Oh here's something: Searching for "superseding indictment" on twitter turned this up -- https://www.courtlistener.com/reca​p/go​v.uscourts.nysd.539612/gov.uscourts.ny​sd.539612.17.0.pdf . Apparently it just fixes typos, according to comments.
 
2020-07-10 6:27:59 PM  
*twitch*

Any time the feds do something I assume it's for nefarious purposes.

phaseolus: Oh here's something: Searching for "superseding indictment" on twitter turned this up -- https://www.courtlistener.com/recap​/gov.uscourts.nysd.539612/gov.uscourts​.nysd.539612.17.0.pdf . Apparently it just fixes typos, according to comments.


That mildly helps lessen my rage.
 
2020-07-10 7:01:53 PM  
You superreap what you supersow.

/nothin'
//is what I got
///I got I got I got
 
2020-07-10 8:15:28 PM  
The headline makes no sense. Subby, don't quit your day job. You're terrible at writing headlines and would never make it in the marketing/advertising world.
 
2020-07-10 8:15:31 PM  
Looks like someone is going to be hanging at in a prison sometime soon.
 
2020-07-10 8:16:16 PM  
Someone said she has tapes. She'll never make it to trial.
 
2020-07-10 8:16:19 PM  
I'm confused. Is this Coverup Barr's attempt to steal and accidentally burn all the evidence?
 
2020-07-10 8:19:56 PM  

ketkarsa: I'm confused. Is this Coverup Barr's attempt to steal and accidentally burn all the evidence?


That was my first thought.
 
2020-07-10 8:22:09 PM  
Can't tell on anyone important if you eventually commit "suicide".
 
2020-07-10 8:22:48 PM  
So is a superseding indictment like double secret probation or something?
 
2020-07-10 8:23:25 PM  
I give it 2.5-3 weeks before she is mysteriously found dead in her cell
 
2020-07-10 8:23:30 PM  
She'll be paid billions to shut up or she'll bury her cut up body in the middle of the Mojave Desert after shooting herself 27 times.
 
2020-07-10 8:23:45 PM  

ketkarsa: I'm confused. Is this Coverup Barr's attempt to steal and accidentally burn all the evidence?


Or to try to make all of the charges federal so Trump can pardon them in an attempt to prevent NY from prosecuting her because of double jeopardy or some kind of other nonsense.
 
2020-07-10 8:28:11 PM  
Trump will kill her or pardon her before she talks.
 
2020-07-10 8:28:32 PM  
She needs to be in a cage like Hannibal Lecter, under 24/7 video surveillance. Then she needs to spill the beans on everyone, no matter who they are.  Let's take out the trash once and for all.
 
2020-07-10 8:28:40 PM  
the bar for the newsflash tag just made a "ding-ding-dingding-dingdingding" sound when it bounced on the ground
 
2020-07-10 8:28:45 PM  
Pardon incoming!
 
2020-07-10 8:30:37 PM  

veale728: I give it 2.5-3 weeks before she is mysteriously found dead in her cell


Or released on bail before something tragic happens. Like being t-boned by a semi on her way home or to court
 
2020-07-10 8:34:28 PM  
Her?!?!!? Damn, I was hoping it was Roger Stone.

It's better than nothing....Keeping her alive might be challenging. Enemies of the Russian government have a propensity of falling out of windows. Something similar happened to her co-conspirator while behind bars.
 
2020-07-10 8:39:28 PM  
So does this change custody or something?  Does this put her closer to Barr so that she can accidentally be allowed to kill herself also?  If she dies, well... fool me once, shame on -- shame on you. Fool me -- you can't get fooled again.
 
2020-07-10 8:53:42 PM  
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2020-07-10 8:54:18 PM  

ketkarsa: I'm confused. Is this Coverup Barr's attempt to steal and accidentally burn all the evidence?


I'm assuming so.

Supercede, then pardon.
 
2020-07-10 8:58:37 PM  
Before the weekend is out
 
2020-07-10 8:58:48 PM  

AllCatsAreBeautiful: The headline makes no sense. Subby, don't quit your day job. You're terrible at writing headlines and would never make it in the marketing/advertising world.


Hey, ya win some, ya lose some

/not subby
 
2020-07-10 9:00:07 PM  

I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: ketkarsa: I'm confused. Is this Coverup Barr's attempt to steal and accidentally burn all the evidence?

I'm assuming so.

Supercede, then pardon.


Isn't the case already federal? I thought Jizzlane was cooperating with the FBI, and being indicted by the U.S. Attorney for the Southern District of NY?
 
2020-07-10 9:03:14 PM  

ketkarsa: I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: ketkarsa: I'm confused. Is this Coverup Barr's attempt to steal and accidentally burn all the evidence?

I'm assuming so.

Supercede, then pardon.

Isn't the case already federal? I thought Jizzlane was cooperating with the FBI, and being indicted by the U.S. Attorney for the Southern District of NY?


Supersede means to override state charges with Federal.
 
2020-07-10 9:20:14 PM  

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2020-07-10 9:21:24 PM  
Trump to try to pardon/commute a pimp that dealt in underage girls in 3....2...

/probably
 
2020-07-10 9:38:53 PM  
I'm confused. Is this Coverup Barr's attempt to steal and accidentally burn all the evidence?

Today's arrest of Michael Cohen:Mr. Cohen, who was released from prison in May on a medical furlough, was stunned when probation officers asked him to sign a document that would have barred him from speaking to reporters or publishing a book during the rest of his sentence, his legal adviser said.

Earlier reports said the orders to arrest him came "from on high".
 
2020-07-10 9:39:50 PM  
Dear "New York Newsroom",

Go fark yourselves sideways with a rusty roller coaster you inbred idiots. There's no context here, therefore no news. Tell me why it's news.

Signed,

Everyone who is currently farking your mothers, which is everyone.
 
2020-07-10 9:46:04 PM  
Does this mean Fed takes over everything? Or can she still have state charges?  If Feds take over this, Trump is going for a save my own ass abuse of power pardon trifecta tonight
 
2020-07-10 10:35:37 PM  
So, I'm not a .. Uh.. Law talkin guy ... But I presume the reason it would be federal is for crossing state lines?
 
2020-07-11 1:46:14 AM  
A "superceding" indictment is like a regular indictment, except the DA wears a cape when submitting it to the court. :P
 
2020-07-11 1:57:01 AM  

Kumana Wanalaia: So, I'm not a .. Uh.. Law talkin guy ... But I presume the reason it would be federal is for crossing state lines?


She could've never crossed state lines and it'd still have been a federal case, under diversity.
 
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