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2020-07-10 3:24:18 PM  
91 votes:
Noted health expert from Perfectly Posh knows what's up.
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2020-07-10 3:30:46 PM  
81 votes:
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2020-07-10 4:22:40 PM  
69 votes:
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2020-07-10 5:08:14 PM  
39 votes:
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2020-07-10 4:59:16 PM  
37 votes:

Soup4Bonnie: facebook should be painful


There's a thought, create a platform where you can post anything you want, no restrictions, but whenever you click the post button, you suffer a mild electric shock.
 
2020-07-10 5:01:25 PM  
31 votes:

Prank Call of Cthulhu: [Fark user image image 513x368]


It's true.  100% of deaths are caused by cardiac arrest and cessation of brain functions.  How a person reached that state is irrelevant.  That's just science, libulardos!
 
2020-07-10 5:03:34 PM  
28 votes:

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2020-07-10 5:13:00 PM  
26 votes:

Tranquil Hegemony: The real facebook "Karens" are always named Debbie, Linda, or Susan. ALL of them.


The Facebook wypipo hierarchy for women is (mostly) as follows:

Ethel / Christine / Betty - 70+, mostly posts about the grandchildren, pets, and how the government needs to get out of her Medicaid.

Carol / Cheryl / Cathy - 60s-70s, always crops out her granddaughter's black boyfriend from family pictures

Debbie / Linda / Susan - 50s-60s, Karen's gossipy older cousin.  Claims political independence despite voting straight R tickets since the 90s.

Karen / Joann / Beth - 40s-50s, does not see color unless she's dialing 911.

Molly / Mary / Patty - 30s-40s, thinks that her Bob Marley phase in college makes her woke.

Becky / Felicia / Kelly - 20s-30s, frequently brags about that year she volunteered for Americorps in Detroit and how she "gets it".
 
2020-07-10 5:10:46 PM  
23 votes:

TheWordGuy: [YouTube video: Channel 5 News: The Musical w/ Lyrics - Bo Burnham - what]


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2020-07-10 5:16:35 PM  
22 votes:

TheWordGuy: [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/mWv7Vfku​6w4]


YOU OUT-BO BURNHAM'D I Have A Bo Burnham GIF For That!
 
2020-07-10 5:24:36 PM  
16 votes:
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2020-07-10 4:22:51 PM  
16 votes:

Prank Call of Cthulhu: [Fark user image 528x349]


I like how he thinks this is a meaningful observation.
 
2020-07-10 5:00:39 PM  
15 votes:
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2020-07-10 6:06:56 PM  
12 votes:
So, which one of you Farkers is this..?

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2020-07-10 5:00:41 PM  
12 votes:

geoduck42: Soup4Bonnie: facebook should be painful

There's a thought, create a platform where you can post anything you want, no restrictions, but whenever you click the post button, you suffer a mild electric shock.


mild?  pfffft.
 
2020-07-10 6:39:01 PM  
11 votes:
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2020-07-10 5:14:25 PM  
9 votes:

Prank Call of Cthulhu: If you want to see some of the self-proclaimed experts for yourself:

https://www.facebook.com/News5Clevelan​d/posts/10160061987629922


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2020-07-10 5:02:06 PM  
8 votes:
I think we've reached the stupidity singularity, from which rational thoughts cannot escape.
 
2020-07-10 4:59:09 PM  
8 votes:
The real facebook "Karens" are always named Debbie, Linda, or Susan. ALL of them.
 
2020-07-10 5:01:50 PM  
6 votes:

Soup4Bonnie: facebook should be painful


It is.
 
2020-07-10 5:13:45 PM  
5 votes:

Snatch Bandergrip: They're intentionally spreading misinformation in order to kill their fellow Americans.


Sweet, summer comrade..
 
2020-07-10 5:42:49 PM  
4 votes:

Diogenes: Ketchuponsteak: Diogenes: Prank Call of Cthulhu: [Fark user image 528x349]

I like how he thinks this is a meaningful observation.

If you were run over by a car, then it shouldn't count as a Covid-19 death, he has a point.

And do you know for a fact that this is happening?  Fell off a roof - COVID!  Shot by a jealous ex - COVID!  It's not reasonable.  But he states it as if it were self-evidently true.

If anything, we're undercounting deaths because the cause was complications due to COVID.

And yes, an (accurate) positive test means you are sick.  You can infect others.  It may not mean you're bedridden or hospitalized.  But if you can infect others, you're sick.


Covid can cause issues with your vision, which explains falling off roofs, or walking in front of cars.

Oh, and Syphilis wasn't the only thing you gave your X.
 
2020-07-10 5:35:26 PM  
4 votes:

Outshined_One: Tranquil Hegemony: The real facebook "Karens" are always named Debbie, Linda, or Susan. ALL of them.

The Facebook wypipo hierarchy for women is (mostly) as follows:

Ethel / Christine / Betty - 70+, mostly posts about the grandchildren, pets, and how the government needs to get out of her Medicaid.

Carol / Cheryl / Cathy - 60s-70s, always crops out her granddaughter's black boyfriend from family pictures

Debbie / Linda / Susan - 50s-60s, Karen's gossipy older cousin.  Claims political independence despite voting straight R tickets since the 90s.

Karen / Joann / Beth - 40s-50s, does not see color unless she's dialing 911.

Molly / Mary / Patty - 30s-40s, thinks that her Bob Marley phase in college makes her woke.

Becky / Felicia / Kelly - 20s-30s, frequently brags about that year she volunteered for Americorps in Detroit and how she "gets it".


Name your kid Kristen or Jennifer, only way to avoid these fates and the pole. Why no, my wife is not near my computer
 
2020-07-10 5:26:57 PM  
3 votes:

Diogenes: Prank Call of Cthulhu: [Fark user image 528x349]

I like how he thinks this is a meaningful observation.


If you were run over by a car, then it shouldn't count as a Covid-19 death, he has a point.
 
2020-07-10 5:04:45 PM  
3 votes:
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2020-07-10 5:00:55 PM  
3 votes:

Soup4Bonnie: facebook should be painful


It already is.  Unfortunately, it's just painful for everyone who reads it.
 
2020-07-10 4:56:54 PM  
3 votes:
Channel 5 News: The Musical w/ Lyrics - Bo Burnham - what
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2020-07-10 5:31:37 PM  
2 votes:

null: TheWordGuy: [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/mWv7Vfku​6w4]

YOU OUT-BO BURNHAM'D I Have A Bo Burnham GIF For That!

TheWordGuy I Have A Bo Burnham Video For That!
 
2020-07-10 5:21:00 PM  
2 votes:

CarnySaur: Prank Call of Cthulhu: [Fark user image 513x368]

I can't stand that "thinking" emoji.  I always picture it being the American Thinker/Potato meme that can't be used here anymore.


R.I.P. Torg
 
2020-07-10 5:19:31 PM  
2 votes:

Prank Call of Cthulhu: [Fark user image 513x368]


I can't stand that "thinking" emoji.  I always picture it being the American Thinker/Potato meme that can't be used here anymore.
 
2020-07-10 5:08:01 PM  
2 votes:

Prank Call of Cthulhu: [Fark user image 513x368]


hahahaha...Forget about the bullet wound in your chest, you REALLY died of a heart attack.
 
2020-07-10 5:06:26 PM  
2 votes:

Prank Call of Cthulhu: [Fark user image image 513x368]


Facts from high school drop outs. Awesome!!
 
2020-07-10 3:41:20 PM  
2 votes:

Prank Call of Cthulhu: [Fark user image 528x349]


My mom told me the same thing about the positive tests!  Guess I know what the FNC talking point is this week.
 
2020-07-10 5:54:54 PM  
1 vote:

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Is this the Blue Plate mayonnaise logo outline?
 
2020-07-10 5:23:14 PM  
1 vote:
That comment section is still not as big a dumpster fire as Cleveland's football team.
 
2020-07-10 5:17:59 PM  
1 vote:
Oh, what a sheltered bubble Channel 5 News lives in, he doesn't mention the self proclaimed experts on Fark.
 
2020-07-10 5:15:20 PM  
1 vote:

Prank Call of Cthulhu: Noted health expert from Perfectly Posh knows what's up.
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I emailed that to Perfectly Posh's support to let them know they hired an embarrassment.  How hard is it to keep your work out of your social media?
 
2020-07-10 4:55:27 PM  
1 vote:
facebook should be painful
 
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