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2020-07-10 12:39:06 PM  
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2020-07-10 3:20:43 PM  
If you want to see some of the self-proclaimed experts for yourself:

https://www.facebook.com/News5Clevela​n​d/posts/10160061987629922
 
2020-07-10 3:24:18 PM  
Noted health expert from Perfectly Posh knows what's up.
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2020-07-10 3:30:46 PM  
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2020-07-10 3:41:20 PM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: [Fark user image 528x349]


My mom told me the same thing about the positive tests!  Guess I know what the FNC talking point is this week.
 
2020-07-10 4:22:40 PM  
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2020-07-10 4:22:51 PM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: [Fark user image 528x349]


I like how he thinks this is a meaningful observation.
 
2020-07-10 4:55:27 PM  
facebook should be painful
 
2020-07-10 4:56:54 PM  
Channel 5 News: The Musical w/ Lyrics - Bo Burnham - what
Youtube mWv7Vfku6w4
 
2020-07-10 4:58:50 PM  
The Hero tag often gets thrown around here....
 
2020-07-10 4:59:09 PM  
The real facebook "Karens" are always named Debbie, Linda, or Susan. ALL of them.
 
2020-07-10 4:59:16 PM  

Soup4Bonnie: facebook should be painful


There's a thought, create a platform where you can post anything you want, no restrictions, but whenever you click the post button, you suffer a mild electric shock.
 
2020-07-10 5:00:06 PM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: [Fark user image 513x368]


It's not like they attribute automobile fatalities as covid-related, just stuff like pneumonia and other common complications of the damned virus.

My MAGAt co-worker goes on and on about this crap.
 
2020-07-10 5:00:18 PM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: If you want to see some of the self-proclaimed experts for yourself:

https://www.facebook.com/News5Clevelan​d/posts/10160061987629922


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What the actual f**k is wrong with some people? Wait.

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Yep. That's the problem.
 
2020-07-10 5:00:39 PM  
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2020-07-10 5:00:41 PM  

geoduck42: Soup4Bonnie: facebook should be painful

There's a thought, create a platform where you can post anything you want, no restrictions, but whenever you click the post button, you suffer a mild electric shock.


mild?  pfffft.
 
2020-07-10 5:00:55 PM  

Soup4Bonnie: facebook should be painful


It already is.  Unfortunately, it's just painful for everyone who reads it.
 
2020-07-10 5:01:25 PM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: [Fark user image image 513x368]


It's true.  100% of deaths are caused by cardiac arrest and cessation of brain functions.  How a person reached that state is irrelevant.  That's just science, libulardos!
 
2020-07-10 5:01:50 PM  

Soup4Bonnie: facebook should be painful


It is.
 
2020-07-10 5:02:06 PM  
I think we've reached the stupidity singularity, from which rational thoughts cannot escape.
 
2020-07-10 5:02:24 PM  

TheWordGuy: [YouTube video: Channel 5 News: The Musical w/ Lyrics - Bo Burnham - what]


Since I can only do one video
David Makalaster II
Youtube 0tAhoLtgaeo
 
2020-07-10 5:02:58 PM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: [Fark user image 513x368]


Uh, because Debby, Willful and Selfish Ignorance is not included in the official list of Causes of Death.  Yet.  You keep it up though gurl, and it'll show up soon enough.
 
2020-07-10 5:03:09 PM  

Soup4Bonnie: facebook should be painful


To me, it is. Why I never joined. I do get to see excerpts pasted from friends into text msgs. There is some serious stupid out there

/I know, I'm so edgy
//Saw that shiat coming a mile away when my wife joined
///She has since left, about 3 years ago and loved the decision
 
2020-07-10 5:03:34 PM  

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2020-07-10 5:04:21 PM  

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Based on this logic, HIV isn't fatal at all.
 
2020-07-10 5:04:45 PM  
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2020-07-10 5:05:14 PM  

toraque: Soup4Bonnie: facebook should be painful

It already is.  Unfortunately, it's just painful for everyone who reads it.


Armchair_Invective: I think we've reached the stupidity singularity, from which rational thoughts cannot escape.


Well, the Rethuglican Party passed the Schwarzschild radius of stupid decades ago, and they made sure to keep cutting schools because that fancy book learnin' is something the libz like, and they gots to stigginit to the libz.
 
2020-07-10 5:06:26 PM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: [Fark user image image 513x368]


Facts from high school drop outs. Awesome!!
 
2020-07-10 5:07:03 PM  
They're intentionally spreading misinformation in order to kill their fellow Americans.
 
2020-07-10 5:08:01 PM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: [Fark user image 513x368]


hahahaha...Forget about the bullet wound in your chest, you REALLY died of a heart attack.
 
2020-07-10 5:08:14 PM  
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2020-07-10 5:10:15 PM  

TheWordGuy: [YouTube video: Channel 5 News: The Musical w/ Lyrics - Bo Burnham - what]


This is actually the first time I have "heard" anything by Bo Burnham. Everything I knew from him up til now was from the GIFs posted here, I've been meaning to look him up for quite some time.

I dig this track. Sounds like a hybrid of a Weird Al original crossed with Atom And His Package, with maybe just a pinch of MC Lars. Definitely need to look up more of this guy.
 
2020-07-10 5:10:46 PM  

TheWordGuy: [YouTube video: Channel 5 News: The Musical w/ Lyrics - Bo Burnham - what]


username does not check out
 
2020-07-10 5:11:06 PM  
And the Twitter replies below prove him right.
 
2020-07-10 5:13:00 PM  

Tranquil Hegemony: The real facebook "Karens" are always named Debbie, Linda, or Susan. ALL of them.


The Facebook wypipo hierarchy for women is (mostly) as follows:

Ethel / Christine / Betty - 70+, mostly posts about the grandchildren, pets, and how the government needs to get out of her Medicaid.

Carol / Cheryl / Cathy - 60s-70s, always crops out her granddaughter's black boyfriend from family pictures

Debbie / Linda / Susan - 50s-60s, Karen's gossipy older cousin.  Claims political independence despite voting straight R tickets since the 90s.

Karen / Joann / Beth - 40s-50s, does not see color unless she's dialing 911.

Molly / Mary / Patty - 30s-40s, thinks that her Bob Marley phase in college makes her woke.

Becky / Felicia / Kelly - 20s-30s, frequently brags about that year she volunteered for Americorps in Detroit and how she "gets it".
 
2020-07-10 5:13:25 PM  
Hopefully they didn't get fired for that.
 
2020-07-10 5:13:45 PM  

Snatch Bandergrip: They're intentionally spreading misinformation in order to kill their fellow Americans.


Sweet, summer comrade..
 
2020-07-10 5:14:25 PM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: If you want to see some of the self-proclaimed experts for yourself:

https://www.facebook.com/News5Clevelan​d/posts/10160061987629922


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2020-07-10 5:15:08 PM  

ippolit: Prank Call of Cthulhu: [Fark user image image 513x368]

Based on this logic, HIV isn't fatal at all.


Wouldn't the cause of death in that case be AIDS? HIV is to AIDS as SARS-COV-2 is to COVID-19.

Your point still stands though.
 
2020-07-10 5:15:20 PM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: Noted health expert from Perfectly Posh knows what's up.
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I emailed that to Perfectly Posh's support to let them know they hired an embarrassment.  How hard is it to keep your work out of your social media?
 
2020-07-10 5:16:35 PM  

TheWordGuy: [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/mWv7Vfku​6w4]


YOU OUT-BO BURNHAM'D I Have A Bo Burnham GIF For That!
 
2020-07-10 5:17:59 PM  
Oh, what a sheltered bubble Channel 5 News lives in, he doesn't mention the self proclaimed experts on Fark.
 
2020-07-10 5:19:22 PM  

Tranquil Hegemony: The real facebook "Karens" are always named Debbie, Linda, or Susan. ALL of them.


My exes name is Susan so
Yeah
 
2020-07-10 5:19:31 PM  

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I can't stand that "thinking" emoji.  I always picture it being the American Thinker/Potato meme that can't be used here anymore.
 
2020-07-10 5:19:46 PM  

bluenovaman: Prank Call of Cthulhu: Noted health expert from Perfectly Posh knows what's up.
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I emailed that to Perfectly Posh's support to let them know they hired an embarrassment.


Good luck with that. It looks like some kind of pyramid scheme crap like Amway.
 
2020-07-10 5:20:18 PM  

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He's a cop ?
 
2020-07-10 5:20:54 PM  

Walker: And the Twitter replies below prove him right.


I honestly wonder how many are bots. Once in a while I'll get bored and do a GIS on a profile pic and have outed a few Karens as being fake.
 
2020-07-10 5:21:00 PM  

CarnySaur: Prank Call of Cthulhu: [Fark user image 513x368]

I can't stand that "thinking" emoji.  I always picture it being the American Thinker/Potato meme that can't be used here anymore.


R.I.P. Torg
 
2020-07-10 5:21:17 PM  

47 is the new 42: ippolit: Prank Call of Cthulhu: [Fark user image image 513x368]

Based on this logic, HIV isn't fatal at all.

Wouldn't the cause of death in that case be AIDS? HIV is to AIDS as SARS-COV-2 is to COVID-19.

Your point still stands though.


AIDS is Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome. So it doesn't kill you either, it just makes it easy for anything else to kill you.
 
2020-07-10 5:22:36 PM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: Good luck with that. It looks like some kind of pyramid scheme crap like Amway.


Likely a waste of time but these people need to feel pain if they're going to continue to inflict their stupid on the rest of us.
 
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