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(NYPost)   I think Maureen Callahan secretly has a thing for Johnny Depp. I can tell, oh yes   (nypost.com) divider line
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2020-07-10 11:46:17 AM  
Saw him in concert with his band once. He did a great job and looked like he was really having fun.
 
2020-07-10 11:51:36 AM  
Sad, aging Gen Xer discovers that her teenage idols are also aging.
 
2020-07-10 12:15:50 PM  
Uhm, Depp is a Boomer.
 
2020-07-10 12:19:43 PM  

madgonad: Uhm, Depp is a Boomer.


You're right. Just barely, but yes. He's a young boomer.
 
2020-07-10 12:57:51 PM  
How do we know the bed was pooped?
Is there photographic evidence?
Did he save the poop?
Bag and tag it?

If there is poop, how do we know he didn't poop the bed?
It should be genetically tested.

Pooping someone's bed is something really dramatic and a feefee's grabber to expose in court.
Guaranteed to make the judge and jury loathe the pooper.
 
2020-07-10 1:05:50 PM  
These days you never know when your hero will go full Cosby. Best to not idolize anyone.
 
2020-07-10 1:29:28 PM  

Trik: How do we know the bed was pooped?
Is there photographic evidence?
Did he save the poop?
Bag and tag it?

If there is poop, how do we know he didn't poop the bed?
It should be genetically tested.

Pooping someone's bed is something really dramatic and a feefee's grabber to expose in court.
Guaranteed to make the judge and jury loathe the pooper.


She admitted to it.
 
2020-07-10 1:56:40 PM  
Sploosh
 
2020-07-10 1:57:36 PM  

amindtat: Trik: How do we know the bed was pooped?
Is there photographic evidence?
Did he save the poop?
Bag and tag it?

If there is poop, how do we know he didn't poop the bed?
It should be genetically tested.

Pooping someone's bed is something really dramatic and a feefee's grabber to expose in court.
Guaranteed to make the judge and jury loathe the pooper.

She admitted to it.


So pooping the bed is what you do when you're too wasted to leave an upper decker or one of it's variations?
 
2020-07-10 2:15:14 PM  
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Beer commercials usually show big men, manly men, doing manly things: "You've just killed a small animal. It's time for a light beer." Why not have a realistic beer commercial, with a realistic thing about beer, where someone goes, "It's 5:00 in the morning. You've just pissed on a dumpster. It's Miller time."

/Boomertime
 
2020-07-10 4:12:46 PM  
It's painful to see the Depp we're seeing in court, pushing 60 with bad teeth, evidence submitted that he's taking booze and lines of coke for lunch, passed out on the floor and finding poop in his bed. He wasn't supposed to go out like this. Johnny Depp was meant to age like the Gen X original he was, not some clichéd version of late-stage Elvis.

Actually, as soon as he got all chummy with Hunter S. Thompson, him going out like this seemed like a foregone conclusion.
 
2020-07-10 4:29:18 PM  
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2020-07-10 8:12:52 PM  
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