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(Reuters)   Shiat keeps blowing up in Iran. Weird   (reuters.com) divider line
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2020-07-10 2:39:17 PM  
Any idea what's going on there? I'm stux.
 
2020-07-10 4:04:11 PM  

edmo: Any idea what's going on there? I'm stux.


Well played sir.
 
2020-07-10 5:41:27 PM  
Explosion reported in west Tehran, denied by officials

in west tehran, bombed and razed...
 
2020-07-10 9:04:58 PM  
done in one
 
2020-07-10 9:10:14 PM  
"No, you see, this isn't a game. You do not send civilian equipment into my active war zone. You understand that?"

Who me?

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2020-07-10 9:11:00 PM  
Note to self: don't buy used centrifuges on ebay for the next few months.
 
2020-07-10 9:12:30 PM  
John Bolton using his book revenue to fund a secret commando team?
 
2020-07-10 9:16:52 PM  

Ivo Shandor: John Bolton using his book revenue to fund a secret commando team?


Even not being part of this administration any more, John Bolton's mustache must be rock hard right now, just from hearing "bomb" and "iran" in the same sentence.
 
2020-07-10 9:17:47 PM  
Dog won't wag itself.
 
2020-07-10 9:18:40 PM  
Probably illegal fireworks.
 
2020-07-10 9:22:10 PM  

edmo: Any idea what's going on there? I'm stux.


It's a puzzle, but journalists are casting a wide net.
 
2020-07-10 9:26:30 PM  
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God damn Doug Hennings will you stop with your pranks!
 
2020-07-10 9:36:47 PM  
Dammit, subby. Dammit, whoever approved this headline.

The word is "asplode."

I remember when Fark had standards.
 
2020-07-10 9:39:35 PM  
Tehran go Boom today?
 
2020-07-10 9:40:09 PM  
 
2020-07-10 9:42:38 PM  
First you damage critical infrastructure needed to enrich uranium at industrial sites, then you go after the scientists and engineers living out in the 'burbs who have the knowledge required to rebuild the infrastructure. Pretty soon you've got to import fresh talent from eastern Europe to get the job done.

/actually a lame strategy as Iran has plenty of talented engineers
 
2020-07-10 10:23:49 PM  
terrorist attacks as usual.
 
2020-07-10 10:25:19 PM  
Iran seems to be Mossad than ever.
 
2020-07-10 10:26:36 PM  
Perhaps its just that Iran is nowhere near the proto-nuclear state everyone wants to pretend they are.
 
2020-07-10 10:50:30 PM  

baron von doodle: Probably toying with Project Pluto that the US abandoned in the 60s.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Projec​t_Pluto

Russia had a similar mishap last year.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.popul​armechanics.com/military/research/amp2​8690053/russia-nuclear-powered-missile​-skyfall/


Can't be. That's classified SECRET INDIGO MARCH SNIPE. Now we all have to report for debriefing, so there goes my weekend....
 
2020-07-10 11:35:17 PM  

Kassandry: baron von doodle: Probably toying with Project Pluto that the US abandoned in the 60s.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Projec​t_Pluto

Russia had a similar mishap last year.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.popul​armechanics.com/military/research/amp2​8690053/russia-nuclear-powered-missile​-skyfall/

Can't be. That's classified SECRET INDIGO MARCH SNIPE. Now we all have to report for debriefing, so there goes my weekend....


After 50 years, most stuff is usually declassified. Pluto, Orion, and other failed ideas don't need to remain secret. Mainly because they are mad scientist ideas that look good on paper, but when you consider the execution.... It's a bit insane and horribly unstable.
 
2020-07-10 11:41:49 PM  
i'd say u.s is blowing shiat up , iran knows it but they also knows that u.s hawk are looking for a diversion from covid failures so they are siting tight because they have nothing to gain from escalating at this point.
 
2020-07-10 11:45:15 PM  
* chuckles hebrewly *
 
2020-07-10 11:54:32 PM  

bluewave69: i'd say u.s is blowing shiat up , iran knows it but they also knows that u.s hawk are looking for a diversion from covid failures so they are siting tight because they have nothing to gain from escalating at this point.


Nope. Iran did this all on their own. My theory.
 
2020-07-10 11:55:18 PM  

neaorin: * chuckles hebrewly *


Umm, no comment. Not touching that.
 
2020-07-11 1:42:34 AM  

baron von doodle: Kassandry: baron von doodle: Probably toying with Project Pluto that the US abandoned in the 60s.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Projec​t_Pluto

Russia had a similar mishap last year.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.popul​armechanics.com/military/research/amp2​8690053/russia-nuclear-powered-missile​-skyfall/

Can't be. That's classified SECRET INDIGO MARCH SNIPE. Now we all have to report for debriefing, so there goes my weekend....

After 50 years, most stuff is usually declassified. Pluto, Orion, and other failed ideas don't need to remain secret. Mainly because they are mad scientist ideas that look good on paper, but when you consider the execution.... It's a bit insane and horribly unstable.


http://www.infinityplus.co.uk/stories​/​colderwar.htm

=)
 
2020-07-11 2:05:58 AM  
Blame Israel, Blame Israel!

They're not even a real country, anyway.
 
2020-07-11 2:08:15 AM  

jso2897: Probably illegal fireworks.


Long Beach used up the global supply of fireworks.   Not a single sparkler remains.
 
2020-07-11 5:59:21 AM  
Exploding shiat? I didn't know there were Taco Bells in Iran.
 
2020-07-11 12:13:20 PM  
Apparently, Israel thwarted a cyber attack on their water system supposedly launched by Iran.  Now they are showing the Iranians how cyber attacks are supposed to be done.
 
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