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(Daily Mail)   ICE to offer 6-week Citizen's Academy program where the general public can learn how to arrest anyone speaking Spanish. No news on what color shirts will be given out at the end of the class   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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2020-07-10 10:03:29 AM  
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2020-07-10 10:07:49 AM  
I'm not going unless I get a Hugo Boss shirt.
 
2020-07-10 10:14:51 AM  
So, instead of doing like a "Hitler Youth" kind of thing, it'll be "Trump's Band of Fat Illiterates."
 
2020-07-10 11:03:26 AM  
They're doing this because most of the officers are about to get laid off because their department's revenue has cratered...because most of their revenue comes from immigration fees.
 
2020-07-10 11:45:40 AM  
Feds still trying to get states and cities to do the work for them.
 
2020-07-10 12:51:17 PM  
I think I need to go out of my way to speak Spanish only when I'm out and about.

F*cking pigs. From the orange one all the way down to the piece of sh*t stealing 4 ounces of coke before he arrests the mule.
 
2020-07-10 3:17:19 PM  
Abolish and prosecute ICE, if you don't agree it's because you're a right wing nut job.
 
2020-07-10 3:17:29 PM  

Albert911emt: So, instead of doing like a "Hitler Youth" kind of thing, it'll be "Trump's Band of Fat Illiterates."


Trump's Inglorious Deplorables.
 
2020-07-10 3:19:02 PM  
Do the participants have to buy their own hoods, or will they be provided?
 
2020-07-10 3:19:42 PM  
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2020-07-10 3:19:49 PM  
I'd attend that course just to know what they say. And hey, if that keeps a rabid Trumper from having the spot, that's cool too.

/My cousin was a cop and I used to read his super sekret cop books on what to say to get people to allow you to search their cars.
 
2020-07-10 3:20:00 PM  
Original article headline, ICE is offering a six-week course on how to arrest immigrants - including 'firearms and defensive training' - as critics warns they are using private citizens as their eyes and ears"

Me:
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2020-07-10 3:20:22 PM  
No news if the uniforms will contain a sleeve patches or certain symbols.

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2020-07-10 3:20:27 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: I think I need to go out of my way to speak Spanish only when I'm out and about.

F*cking pigs. From the orange one all the way down to the piece of sh*t stealing 4 ounces of coke before he arrests the mule.


Be prepared to "stand your ground" because you were in fear for your life too.
 
2020-07-10 3:21:18 PM  
If you've heard my Spanish, you'd know I was safe from arrest.

ChimiCHANGa!   more Fridge O'lays!
 
2020-07-10 3:21:26 PM  
They finally going after those "taco trucks on every corner" bs threat from 2016?
 
2020-07-10 3:22:00 PM  
Seems like a great way for one of these junior G-Men to get shot and/or the schiat beat out of them.  Which I'm perfectly OK with.
 
2020-07-10 3:22:01 PM  
It's a six-week program that only has one class a week..so expect worse results than minimal law enforcement training.
 
2020-07-10 3:22:47 PM  
I have money on the term "bag limit" being somewhere in the training.
 
2020-07-10 3:23:40 PM  
GOOD!! Time to start rounding up all those illegal Europeans gallivanting around our country. I hear some have developed pretty convincing midwest, and southern accents. Some will resist, but ICE wouldn't have entrusted us with this if they didn't expect us to use violence to back it up.
 
2020-07-10 3:24:02 PM  
Brown initially but can be upgraded to a black/white striped shirt after exercising new authority.
 
2020-07-10 3:24:46 PM  
What could possibly go wrong?

Let's ask Ahmaud Arbery, oh right, we can't.
 
2020-07-10 3:25:35 PM  
6 week basic training period doesn't leave enough time before the election to then learn small-unit tactics or build cohesion.
 
2020-07-10 3:26:05 PM  
Need to find out where they're holding them and start taking pics of all the "students"
 
2020-07-10 3:26:59 PM  

UncleDirtNap: Seems like a great way for one of these junior G-Men to get shot and/or the schiat beat out of them.  Which I'm perfectly OK with.


This. Some of those Mexicans are packing more heat than Eliot Ness.
 
2020-07-10 3:28:47 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: I think I need to go out of my way to speak Spanish only when I'm out and about.

F*cking pigs. From the orange one all the way down to the piece of sh*t stealing 4 ounces of coke before he arrests the mule.


No hablo español, but I do enjoy listening to hispanic pop while driving. I'm gonna have to crank it up to 11.
 
2020-07-10 3:29:15 PM  
Will we be given live ammo so I can shoot all my classmates?
 
2020-07-10 3:30:11 PM  

Gyrfalcon: UncleDirtNap: Seems like a great way for one of these junior G-Men to get shot and/or the schiat beat out of them.  Which I'm perfectly OK with.

This. Some of those Mexicans are packing more heat than Eliot Ness.


Pius you KNOW these idiots are going to jump on some valid U.S. citizens that fully support the 2nd amendment.
 
2020-07-10 3:31:19 PM  

OdradekRex: [Fark user image 183x275]


Police Academy 4: Citizens On Patrol was just a shallow retread of Police Academy 3: Back In Training.

Fortunately, the franchise got back on track with Police Academy 5: Operation Miami Beach, which we can all agree, was the game changer of the series.
 
2020-07-10 3:33:11 PM  
I love the opening of that letter.

Congratulations! Our records show you're a racist ammosexual.
 
2020-07-10 3:34:46 PM  
What in the everliving fark?!  Hey, assholes, the Third Reich called and they want their Gestapo back.
 
2020-07-10 3:35:09 PM  
Look, guys, my NextDoor posts are bad enough. I don't need you to fuel the paranoia.
 
2020-07-10 3:35:44 PM  

gunga galunga: OdradekRex: [Fark user image 183x275]

Police Academy 4: Citizens On Patrol was just a shallow retread of Police Academy 3: Back In Training.

Fortunately, the franchise got back on track with Police Academy 5: Operation Miami Beach, which we can all agree, was the game changer of the series.


The Simpsons - Police Academy movies
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They were serious business
 
2020-07-10 3:39:04 PM  

FrancoFile: 6 week basic training period doesn't leave enough time before the election to then learn small-unit tactics or build cohesion.


6 classes - 1 week per class so it's all good.
 
2020-07-10 3:40:35 PM  
One of the great disappointments I've had with Biden so far is that he won't commit to actually abolishing ICE.

I mean, I don't think ICE will be as bad in a Biden Administration as it is now, but it's still an irredeemably evil organization that cannot simply be "reformed."
 
2020-07-10 3:40:59 PM  

Albert911emt: So, instead of doing like a "Hitler Youth" kind of thing, it'll be "Trump's Band of Fat Illiterates."


Gunter Grass seen sobbing in the corner.
 
2020-07-10 3:41:27 PM  

gunga galunga: OdradekRex: [Fark user image 183x275]

Police Academy 4: Citizens On Patrol was just a shallow retread of Police Academy 3: Back In Training.

Fortunately, the franchise got back on track with Police Academy 5: Operation Miami Beach, which we can all agree, was the game changer of the series.


Counterpoint(s): Leslie Easterbrook in the pool changed my life (or at least accelerated it).
 
2020-07-10 3:43:35 PM  
This is when we go full Denmark. And we've got guns.
 
2020-07-10 3:44:30 PM  
So one day a week for six weeks at four hours per session and we have 24 hours of training.

Got it.

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2020-07-10 3:44:40 PM  
This is frightening.
They could have gone way over the top and started it on September 11th and not the 15th.
 
2020-07-10 3:45:00 PM  
Remember when Obama proposed a citizen volunteer corps and was accused of creating a gestapo?  Good time.
 
2020-07-10 3:46:51 PM  
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2020-07-10 3:47:03 PM  

UncleDirtNap: Gyrfalcon: UncleDirtNap: Seems like a great way for one of these junior G-Men to get shot and/or the schiat beat out of them.  Which I'm perfectly OK with.

This. Some of those Mexicans are packing more heat than Eliot Ness.

Pius you KNOW these idiots are going to jump on some valid U.S. citizens that fully support the 2nd amendment.


Wonder how that would go...

*dude peaceably speaking Spanish*
GET ON THE GROUND. TRUMP CITIZEN BRIGADE. SHOW ME YOUR HANDS.
*blamblamblam*

What was I supposed to do, officer? Some nutjob started waving a gun around screaming.
 
2020-07-10 3:47:15 PM  

jake_lex: One of the great disappointments I've had with Biden so far is that he won't commit to actually abolishing ICE.

I mean, I don't think ICE will be as bad in a Biden Administration as it is now, but it's still an irredeemably evil organization that cannot simply be "reformed."


Just saying "abolish ICE" does nothing.

The functions that ICE does still have to be performed by somebody.  Even the most radical reforms of our naturalization laws don't contemplate a completely open, unrestricted, and unlimited immigration policy.
 
2020-07-10 3:47:34 PM  

scruffythecat: This is frightening.
They could have gone way over the top and started it on September 11th and not the 15th.


You made me curious, so I looked up what else happened on September 15th.

1935 - Nazi Germany adopts a new national flag bearing the swastika.

Oh...
 
2020-07-10 3:47:54 PM  
Oh, and they will have plenty of PPE when on the TV right now is a story about the lack of PPE.
 
2020-07-10 3:48:28 PM  

ChimpMitten: Remember when Obama proposed a citizen volunteer corps and was accused of creating a gestapo?  Good time.


Sure, bit that was to help people. This is to terrorize minorities, so it's OK.
 
2020-07-10 3:48:33 PM  

saturn badger: Oh, and they will have plenty of PPE when on the TV right now is a story about the lack of PPE.


Forgot the pic.

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2020-07-10 3:48:59 PM  
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2020-07-10 3:49:51 PM  

Albert911emt: So, instead of doing like a "Hitler Youth" kind of thing, it'll be "Trump's Band of Fat Illiterates."


6 weeks the Trump Retirees
 
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