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(Phys Org2)   They live in bread dough. They die in your oven. No, not the roaches in your pantry. Tag is for that breathy single-celled fungus   (phys.org) divider line
    More: Hero, Yeast, Baker's yeast, single cell, Saccharomyces cerevisiae, Fungus, plant material, single-celled fungus, grocery store  
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2020-07-10 2:49:56 PM  
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2020-07-10 2:15:44 PM  
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"At the grocery store ... they sit in little glass jars there's an empty space on the shelf where they used to sit that has been collecting dust for the last four months.
 
2020-07-10 8:54:18 PM  
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Marcos P: I could live the rest of my life only eating bread and cheese.

It probably wouldn't be a very long life, but whatever I love bread and cheese.


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2020-07-10 4:43:11 PM  
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SFSailor: Also, the best ones live in the air (if you're in a proper part of the country) and will turn your flour into sourdough for free.

Also also, they make beer beer.  And thus are responsible for making vodak magic-water.

And, really, bread is just overcooked beer, and vodak is just salvaged ruined beer.


What about the ones that live in subby's mom's crotch?

/couldn't resist
 
2020-07-10 3:46:18 PM  
1 vote:
Bread?  Hell, the true hero is the yeast that helps make beer, eats sugar and shiats out alcohol!

/not all heros wear capes
 
2020-07-10 3:14:42 PM  
1 vote:
Also, the best ones live in the air (if you're in a proper part of the country) and will turn your flour into sourdough for free.

Also also, they make beer beer.  And thus are responsible for making vodak magic-water.

And, really, bread is just overcooked beer, and vodak is just salvaged ruined beer.
 
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