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(AP News)   Johnny Depp says the bed poop was the last straw in his marriage. Dude, what are you doing all that blow with?   (apnews.com) divider line
    More: Obvious, 2016, 2015, 2017, Johnny Depp, The Rum Diary, ex-wife Amber Heard's claims, London court, publisher of The Sun  
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2020-07-10 11:27:24 AM  
I've read a couple different articles on this. While she may have a touch of the hot->crazy, he is just as nuts. He has said that while he was blackout drunk/high/both he could have never hit her because he always remembers things while blacked out. He also grabbed her dog and held it out the window of the limo they were riding in to prove a point to her. He then said it was a joke and she doesn't understand his brand of humor. Oh...and he was high and drunk when he did this too. He also got into a fight with her, punched a wall, & then said he loves her so much he has to punch inanimate objects.
 
2020-07-10 11:38:27 AM  
Amber Heard.
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Heard what?
Heard she'll poop in your bed.
 
2020-07-10 11:39:13 AM  
/No matter how hot she is, some guy is tired of her shait.
 
2020-07-10 11:51:41 AM  
Listening to Depp talk (not perform) always makes me think of Oswald Bates.

Depp never finished high school but tries to talk like he's a college professor.

I take it back Depp is always performing.
 
2020-07-10 11:52:14 AM  

Fear the Clam: Amber Heard.
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Heard what?
Heard she'll poop in your bed.


Geez, won't even heel it down the drain.
 
2020-07-10 12:06:21 PM  
I didn't know subby's crack habit involves bed poop, and I'm OK not knowing how.
 
2020-07-10 12:11:58 PM  
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2020-07-10 12:52:50 PM  
The second sentence of subby's headline gave to me a stroke purplemonkeydishwasher.
 
2020-07-10 1:21:25 PM  
I believe the correct answer is tampon applicator according to a picture I saw on here the other day
 
2020-07-10 1:22:36 PM  
This just goes to show you, no matter how wealth and famous you are, it's still great to do a bunch of drugs and get wasted.
 
2020-07-10 1:49:56 PM  

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2020-07-10 3:40:34 PM  
Amber Turd, LOL.

But this article is inaccurate. It says they met on the set of the comedy The Rum Diary, and there was absolutely nothing funny about that movie.
 
2020-07-10 4:00:24 PM  
LOL
My page has an ad for a local mattress store.
"Did somebody pope on your bed? Come on down to Friendly Ned's Mattress Pavilion!"
Kind of like that old Gary Larson cartoon, "Rocks through your window? Call Joe's Glass Repair!"
 
2020-07-10 5:06:01 PM  
Honestly, with enough drugs in my system, I'd probably get off on Amber Heard sh*tting in my bed.
/dated a girl with BPD
//goddamn was that relationship fun/scary
 
2020-07-10 5:50:27 PM  
I started watching Pineapple Express again last night, then I was reminded it starred that vicious BPD asshole Amber Heard and found something else to watch. This horrible proto-human impugns the integrity of each and every domestic violence victim everywhere.

Her methods are so glaringly obvious to anyone who's been in proximity to someone like her.
 
2020-07-10 6:56:58 PM  

Fear the Clam: Amber Heard.
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Heard what?
Heard she'll poop in your bed.


I wouldn't kick her out of be for eating crackers shiatting the bed.
 
2020-07-10 7:38:59 PM  

eagles95: I've read a couple different articles on this. While she may have a touch of the hot->crazy, he is just as nuts. He has said that while he was blackout drunk/high/both he could have never hit her because he always remembers things while blacked out. He also grabbed her dog and held it out the window of the limo they were riding in to prove a point to her. He then said it was a joke and she doesn't understand his brand of humor. Oh...and he was high and drunk when he did this too. He also got into a fight with her, punched a wall, & then said he loves her so much he has to punch inanimate objects.


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On the nuts scale where 10 is completely batcrap crazy, he seems to be a 7 and she seems to be a 10.  And being that she's a 10, he probably was only a 5 until he met her.

But yeah...
 
2020-07-11 7:15:48 AM  
Took him almost 6 decades to learn not to put it in crazy. You'd think he would have figured that out after Winona Ryder.

/Then again, I probably still would with Winona Ryder.
 
2020-07-11 5:56:27 PM  
They're a match made in heaven - both crazy af.
 
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